"MARRIED? I've not been gone that long!"

"...He proposed after two days."

Jack practically whimpered. "I thought he'd wait..."

"I think he wishes he had."

"He knows I'm back?"

"No."

Jack flashed the famous Harkness smile. "And he won't. Not yet. When's the wedding?"

"November 30th. So as it's now exactly midnight, you have 4 days, Jack, four days to make this perfect."

"Please, it's me, I'm always perfect."

Tosh looked down. "Jack?"

"Yep?"

"Your fly is undone." And Tosh went back inside chuckling, with a slightly evil look on her face.

"I feel like Robin Hood" she muttered.