A/N: Yeah, just as I promised... I updated fast... I'm starting to make myself sick with the whole Nicol and Fllay thing. Seriously, it's hard it type with five fingers on the key board and the other five all down your throat... So if I can't even stand it, than you can expect that Fllay's a dirty rotten liar... and some other things too...
CHAPTER VII PUKE PILLS, HOSPITAL VISITS
& THE UNFORTUNATE TRUTH.
Fllay walked through the hospital towards Nicol's room. The nurse had told her not to stay in there too long because the room had been made freezing cold to try to drop Nicol's intense fever. She didn't care. She'd stay as long as she needed to. But… how would she break it to him? 'Nicol… you got me pregnant…' or 'I'm pregnant and you're the father…' She'd thought over what to tell him thousands of times. But nothing seemed like the right thing to say.
Finally, she entered his hospital room. When she did, she stopped and shivered. The nurse was right; it was VERY cold in here. Continuing to shiver, she walked to Nicol's bedside. His fever looked to be improving, for he was resting peacefully.
Sighing, she gently reached out and laid a hand on his cheek. "Nicol… wake up… I need talk to you…" She whispered. His eyes opened. "Fllay?"
"How are you feeling?" She asked quietly. "A bit better… what's the matter? You look troubled by something…" He said softly. "…Nicol…" Said Fllay; tears in her eyes, "Oh, Nicol… I'm pregnant…"
His eyes widened and he just stared in disbelief. "You mean… I'm going to be a father?" He asked shakily. "And you're going to be a mother?"
Fllay nodded as her tears continued. "What're we going to do-?" Nicol asked. "I don't know…" She whispered.
At Kira and Cagalli's "PLACE," 8:00am…"Yzak… this is really bad…"
"No it isn't."
"Yeah it is."
"Okay, fine. We won't get back at Kira, then."
"You, know- actually- maybe we should…"
"That's what I thought."
"-Now… what do these things do again?" Cagalli asked as she held up a small container filled with red pills. She and Yzak were both up in her room discussing a revenge plan against Kira. And Yzak seemed to know exactly what to do. "Dearka and I made them when we were 14. I can't even remember how but I do remember that Mother made me swear not to use them. But that's too damn bad because I am. And as for what they do, they dissolve instantly in liquid and when they're taken in they make you puke your guts out. Dearka volunteered for human testing and at first, we didn't think they did anything because there were obviously no signs of what you'd say- "damage." But eight hours later, he started puking. –So to sum it all up, the "Puke Pills" take eight hours to kick in and it's one pill for a Natural and two for a Coordinator. Does that answer your question?" Yzak sassed. "Yeah… I guess…" She said quietly. "All right, good. Now give me those and follow me," He said demandingly. Sighing, she gave him the bottle of "Puke Pills" and he walked out of the room. She followed.
Downstairs in the kitchen, Yzak filled a glass with water then put two of the "Puke Pills" in- they dissolved instantly. He then set it on the counter. "What makes you so sure he'll take it?" Cagalli asked. "Everybody's always thirsty in the morning," Yzak said simply. "Yeah, but-" He cut her off. "Hey- Shut up- I think he's coming- you act cute- I'll hide so he doesn't get suspicious."
With that, he bolted around the corner of the second doorway to the kitchen while Kira came in the first. He yawned- she had to admit, he still looked pretty tired and that was NOT a good sign. See, it works like this: A NORMAL person hates getting up in the morning so when they finally drag their asses out of bed they're still tired. Now, Kira being the retard that he is LOVES getting up in the morning; so he's always hyper during said time–BUT- as you can clearly see, he's not. In conclusion, that can only leave one catastrophic explanation…
"Oh, damn… it's one of Kira's smart days…" Cagalli thought nervously. "Hey, were you talking to someone? I could have sworn I heard another voice down here…" Kira said groggily. "-Um… no… no one's here… -Say, are you thirsty at all?" She asked casually. He looked at her suspiciously. "Why are you being so nice?"
"I'm just in a really good mood," She said innocently. "Yeah, having someone like Yzak rock your world at six in the morning would put anyone in a good mood…" Kira muttered. Cagalli fought back the tempting urge to punch him in the jaw. "Look, you don't have to be mean about it…"
"Okay… sorry…" Kira sighed. "It's all good. Here, take my glass of water, I'm not thirsty anyway," She handed him the glass and tried not to look at him with anticipation. "I'm so going to regret this…" Kira thought nervously, drinking it. "Yeah!" Cagalli thought evilly. "Mission accomplished!"
Three Hours Later, 11:00…
Cagalli could hardly believe how bored she was. Yzak had left an hour ago. It made her think about how she could have survived before without him. Groaning with boredom, she began to clean her room- there was nothing else to do anyway. When those "Puke Pills" kicked in, things would get exciting. That gave her something to look forward to…
Suddenly, the phone rang. She was quick to answer it. "Hello?"
"Cagalli! It's Miriallia! –Guess what?" Came Miriallia's upset/excited voice. "Dunno, what?" Cagalli asked. "Fllay's pregnant!" She answered. "Shocking," Cagalli said sarcastically. "I saw that coming a mile away. Eventually she was going to get caught. Serves her right; the dumb bitch."
"Geez, Cagalli. You don't have to be so mean. You know, I think you're starting to act more and more like Yzak. I think you should dump him," Miriallia said honestly. "No way, not after sleeping with him," She protested. Silence. "NO FREAKING WAY! YOU'VE HAD IT TOO! MAN! I GOT SO CLOSE THE OTHER DAY-" Cagalli cut her off. "So you think Dearka would go 'all the way' if you let him?"
"Hell yeah! I had his shirt off and he was going for mine when my mom walked in with an airhorn…" She muttered. "-But anyway, back to Fllay –Do you want to know who the father is?"
"Yes please," Said Cagalli smirking. "All right, you're not going to believe this, but… It's Nicol Amalfi," She said. "You're kidding… Goody-two-shoes, fifteen-year-old, Catholic, Nicol Amalfi? But… he's so… proper… I think Fllay made him do it," Cagalli stated. "I wouldn't put it past her… she can be pretty manipulative…" Miriallia said darkly. "And also pretty twisted sometimes…"
"Sometimes-? Try ALL the time…" She muttered. "Nice… Oh, crap… here comes Mom with the airhorn again… um… BYE!" Miriallia hung up. Cagalli sighed. "Back to being bored again…"
At the Hospital, 12:30…
Yzak and Dearka decided to pay Nicol and Athrun a surprise visit- well, mostly they were there to annoy them because that's, duh, what they do best.
"Let's start with Nicol, shall we?" Yzak asked, smirking as they stepped into the elevator. Just as the doors were beginning to close, a bunch of paramedics quickly wheeled what looked to be a dead guy on a stretcher in. Yzak wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Ew…"
"Quick! We have to get this man to the emergency room right away!" One of the paramedics cried. When the doors closed;
Dearka casually reached over and pressed all the buttons. The paramedics stared at him in shocked silence. Dearka shrugged carelessly and Yzak giggled childishly. "Oh, you guys are gonna get sued."
Lucky for Yzak and Dearka the floor Nicol was on was two stories up so they could quickly escape the wrath of the paramedics… anyway…
When they entered Nicol's room they found he was awake and looking rather well- aside from staring forward at nothing for no reason. Dearka was the first to speak. "Hey! Good job, Nicol!"
Nicol looked at him confused. "What-? What did I do?"
"You knocked Fllay Allster up; good boy!" Yzak said with a devilish smirk. He and Dearka laughed. Nicol blushed then frowned. "It's not funny, you guys…"
"No, you're right; it's pathetic," Dearka said, still clearly amused. "Hey, have you ever heard of- PROTECTION?"
There looked to be tears in Nicol's eyes. "…Go away!… you… bullies!"
"Oh, Nicol thinks he's real big now," Dearka mocked. "Scary," Yzak laughed. By now, Nicol was in tears. "Aw, geez… we made him cry…" Dearka said blankly. "Yeah… do you feel bad?" Yzak asked. "No, you?" Dearka asked. "Nope," Yzak answered. They were quiet and Nicol just continued to wail. "Okay, I feel bad now," Dearka admitted. "So do I…" Muttered Yzak. "-Hey, Nicol- buddy, we were just screwing around with you-" Dearka spoke up. That didn't stop the distressed Nicol from crying. "Nicol! Shut your whiney pie hole!" Yzak shouted. He did. "Oh, that was so painfully, obviously censored…" Dearka muttered, more of a side comment than anything. "That really had to be done," Yzak said. "So we could say sorry," Dearka added. Nicol was quiet for a moment. "I don't whine…"
"Yeah, you sure as hell do," Yzak said. Nicol's eyes got watery again. That's when a nurse walked into the room. "These boys aren't bothering you, are they Nicol?" She asked kindly. He smirked rather un-Nicol-like. "They really are."
With that, she kicked Dearka and Yzak out. "Well…" Dearka said flatly. "Time to annoy Athrun…"
In Athrun's Hospital Room…
"Hey, Athrun! How's life treating you!" Dearka asked rather loudly as he and Yzak entered his hospital room. Athrun (whose fever, like Nicol's, had dropped significantly) rolled his eyes. "What do you clowns want?"
"Just to annoy you," Yzak answered, ignoring his last comment. "So, you still single, Athrun?"
"Leave me alone…" He hissed. "You know Cagalli, don't you? Well, she's my girlfriend now," Yzak said with a mocking smirk. "Cagalli…" Athrun thought sadly. "It's a shame you didn't get her when you had the chance… She's damn good in bed," Yzak went on while Dearka hummed a death tune. "You mean… you and Cagalli both lost your virginity… to each other-?" Athrun asked in disbelief. "Yeah, like I said, you really missed out," Yzak said. Athrun couldn't help but feel angry with Yzak. He really liked Cagalli… "Could you both leave-? I'm feeling kind of tired right now…" Athrun muttered, rolling over so his back was to them. Since he did seem kind of depressed, Yzak and Dearka decided they really should leave. "Uh… Yzak… you never told me that you slept with Cagalli…" Dearka said as they left the hospital. "Oh, I didn't?" Yzak asked. "Yeah- I'm pretty sure you didn't…" Dearka said dully. "Well," Yzak said simply, "Now you know."
A/N: Chapter 8 is going to be so good... yay! Chapter 8! Finally! I can stoptyping with five fingers on the key board andthe other five alldown my throat:D
!WiSpY!wAs!HeRe!
