Chapter 7

Something Ain't Right

"Talk" 'Think' "Voices" "Spells"

Zeke groaned as he awoke, he didn't move because of the voices he heard, "How is he?" Makarov's voice asked, "He's fine, as soon as that Rage Magic wore off he regained any blood loss and healed all of his wounds, what is he?" an older lady's voice asked, "We're not sure, he's never told us anything, I won't ask him to explain either, it's his choice, you understand that." Makarov explained, sighing in concern, "Yes, I understand you old fool, now, since he's fine I'll be leaving." Zeke heard a chair move and a door open and close, "You are a master of stealth." Makarov chuckled, Zeke cracked his eye and grinned, "Aw, ya caught me!" he sat up and looked around, he was in a hospital room, his suit was hanging near-by, he sat in only his skin tight, black underwear, "Damn, who got that suit off me?" he wondered, "Natsu actually tore it off of you, knowing it would fix itself." Makarov answered, standing on a chair next to Zeke. "Huh, was anyone surprised by my anaconda?" Zeke asked, "I personally wasn't paying attention to that but, most of the men got jealous and most of the women blushed before I looked, though, I'd like to know, how'd you fit that thing in those clothes?" Makarov wondered, "Now now Old Man, I thought I didn't have to explain?" Zeke grinned, "Hahahaha, of course, no problem, but, I should explain what has happened to the guild."

Makarov went on to explain that Phantom Lord had attacked the guild and that the members were staying together tonight, "I told Ur and Hailey to stay at your place." Makarov said after his explanation, Zeke had gotten up and equipped all of his gear, reloading his revolver, "Ah, ok, I'll sleep on the couch then." Zeke said, holstering his revolver and walking towards the door, "Zeke, I want an explanation of what happened on that mission." Makarov stopped his advance, "Alright, I'll explain after this Phantom business is done." Zeke told him, grinning over his shoulder, "Good, that's fine, I don't have to tell you to be careful tonight either." Makarov said, still standing on the chair, "Night." Zeke walked out of the hospital room, a few minutes later a nurse came in and found no one, "Where'd he go?"

Zeke walked through the streets, one of the lights blinking an odd pattern, all of a sudden he dodged a barrage of iron kunai that stuck the ground he was standing on, "Ohhh, I love playing ninja, who all's playing?" Zeke asked, drawing his right sword, "What the?" a gruff voice asked, Zeke made out a pair of eyes similar to his in the dim light but they were beady, "Whatever, I'm here to beat you to a pulp." an iron pole struck the wall next to Zeke, "Nice try but, I'm not very easy to beat up." all of the near-by lights went out, there was a slashing sound and the sound of a body being split open and hitting the ground. When the lights came on Zeke was nearly all the way split in half, laying on the ground in a pool of blood, his assailant walking way, his arm turning back to normal, "Humph, cocky bastard." a few minutes later, Zeke stood up, his blood boiling off, "Ugh, that one hurt." he sheathed his sword and kept walking towards his hotel penthouse….

"Sensei!" Zeke held onto the doorway when a blur hit him in the gut, "Ughh, yeah." Zeke rubbed Hailey on the head, "I'm alright." he pushed her back and took a knee, holding her by the shoulders, "Don't worry about me, I'm your immortal Sensei, I'm not going anywhere." Hailey rubbed her eyes and nodded, "I-I know but-" "Butts? No, I'm fine, no matter how much someone slows my regeneration, I'll always come back, I promise." Zeke pulled her into a hug, "Aww, I knew you were a sweetheart!" Ur smiled as Zeke stood back up, "Hehe, I'm just being me." Zeke said bashfully, "I want a hug too, you made me worry you jackass." Ur grabbed him and crushed him in a hug, he didn't care because her breasts were pressed against him. "Ehhehehehe, sorry about that…." Zeke mumbled dazed, "Still a perv no matter what huh?" Ur looked him in his eye, leaning closer until her cool lips pressed against his super-heated ones for a third time, Zeke fought back with equal effort, making Ur moan a little, after a moment they broke apart, Ur caught her breath first, "You're good at that." she said, running her hand on his chiseled muscular upper body, Zeke's hands reached her plump rear and he was squeezing the cheeks happily, "I guess I'm just naturally good at kissing." Zeke rubbed his hands on her ass, making her quiver a little, "Good with your hands too?" Ur purred, "I have to be, guns are hard to work with sometimes but, I can alter those skills." He growled, running his hands all over her ass, "A little touchy-feely there too…" Zeke smirked, "Look who's talking." Ur didn't bother moving her hands from his abs, "Touché." Ur giggled, tracing his muscles through his suit, "Uhhh…." it was then that the two noticed the beet red Hailey, awkwardly poking her fingers together, "Hehehe, sorry 'bout that." Zeke let go of Ur as she let go of him, "Umm, bedtime?" Zeke guessed, Ur nodded but, it seemed Hailey was slightly stunned, "Oi, student, snap out of it." Zeke snapped his fingers together, breaking her trance, "Hu-Huh?" Zeke smiled, "Bedtime." he said simply, pushing her to her bag. Zeke went into the bathroom and came out in only black sweatpants and his belt and suit in each hand, hanging them on the door and then flopped onto the couch near the wall with a pillow, *SNORE* he was asleep right away, "I'll go next." Ur walked into the bathroom, a few minutes later she came out in a black lacey nightgown, "I'm beat." she collapsed on the bed, Hailey went in next, coming out some time later in regular pink pajamas, turning out the lights and climbing in next to Ur….

Both Ur and Hailey didn't fall asleep for a whole hour, "Hey Ur, you awake?" Hailey whispered, turning to face the ice wizard, "Yeah, can't sleep?" Ur asked, sitting up, "No, I-I'm scared." Hailey whispered, hiding under the covers, "I'm a little on edge too." Ur admitted, rubbing her head, "Sensei…" Ur looked over at the sleeping Zeke, "Do you think he'll make us feel better?" she wondered, "I feel safer with Sensei, he's so strong." Hailey said dreamily, Ur giggled, "Go get him, I know he can't refuse you." Ur said, Hailey nodded and got out of bed, walking over to the sleeping slayer…

An hour ago:

Zeke opened his eyes and saw his female doppelganger, again in an empty space, "We meet again." Zeke grinned, "We do." she vanished and appeared before him, running her hands down his front, "Hey, no fair." Zeke grabbed her large breasts, the soft orbs of flesh overflowing in his hands, yes he did notice that she had on only what he did, she gasped at his sudden grope and moaned a little, "So, mind explaining what the hell happened back at that town?" Zeke asked, happily groping Zeya's massive breasts, "Y-Yeah, when you t- ahhh… when you took off your Solid Eye- awhhh- you activated your Dragon Force." Zeya explained between moans, "Why did I collapse afterwards?" Zeke asked, now leaning down to suck on her pink buds atop her large mounds. "Y-You weren't used to that much m-magic- ahhhahhhh! You weren't used to that much magic before! AHHH! And you-you were exhausted from-from magic depletion be-because you used so much! AHH!" Zeya had grabbed his head and was pushing him further into her cleavage, "Makes sense." Zeke said, going back to sucking on one of her nipples and pinching the other with his fingers, he shoved her onto a bed he created in his dream world, "Are you going to-to take me for yourself?" Zeya asked wrapping herself around Zeke, "Well, you may look like your my sister but, you're some dragon spirit so, yeah." Zeke licked his way up her cleavage, "Z-Zeke, please, more…" she pushed his face deeper into her breasts. "You're a naughty spirit aren't you?" Zeke asked, his hot tongue licking up her neck, "Yes, I so naughty, punish your naughty spirit." Zeya moaned, "Jeez, I was expecting you to act at least shy or something…?" Zeke rubbed his head a little, "Since I'm a part of your mind I'm just about the same as you, every perverted quirk, you want to dominate but I want to as well." Zeya flipped them over, straddling his waist, "I see but, you can't dominate, I'm the dragon slayer." Zeke growled, flipping them back over, right then everything started fading, "Morning already?!"

Zeke woke up, his eyes adjusting quickly and saw Hailey tugging on his wrist, "Sensei…." he looked closely at her, "I'm guessing you're scared because of this Phantom stuff huh? Want me to sleep closer?" he asked, she nodded, pulling him, Zeke got up, following her to the bed, "I'll sleep on the floor." right as he said that a colder hand grabbed his other wrist, "No, get in here." Ur pulled him onto the bed, Hailey following right after, taking his right shoulder as a pillow, Ur took his left arm as a pillow as well, Zeke sighed, "Alright, night." he slowly dozed off, happy light snoring lulling him to sleep….

Zeke could feel that something was amiss as soon as he woke up, "Something ain't right." he realized it was the extra weight on his chest, Ur was snoring lightly on his chest, her body pressed into his side, his right arm was pinned as Hailey smiled in her sleep on his shoulder, he smiled to himself, 'As long as everyone's happy, I'm happy.' "What's with the weird smile? Enjoying my body on yours?" Ur asked suddenly, alerting him to her consciousness, "No, just being happy." Zeke said, still smiling, "Does that mean you're enjoying my body as well?" "Yes." Ur giggled and got up with a stretch, "Thanks for staying with us by the way." Ur leaned over and kissed his cheek, "No problem, if I can help I will." Zeke stuck his thumb up, "Huuuhhh? Is it morning?" Hailey mumbled sleepily, her eyes cracked open, Zeke looked at the alarm clock on the nightstand, it was six in the morning. "No, go back to sleep." Zeke rubbed her head and Hailey fell back asleep, "Aww, you're so sweet." Ur gushed, "Can't help it." Zeke sighed, his student wouldn't let go of him so he stayed like that for another hour before Hailey yawned, "Hey sleepy head." Zeke patted her on the head, "Wha-?" she blinked in surprise, "I let you sleep in some more, you wouldn't let go of my arm so I was stuck here." Zeke explained, grinning at her flushed face, "Oh, thank you Sensei." she let go of him and sat up, "Ehh, you can stop calling me that, it was kind of a joke that you took seriously." Zeke grinned, "What?! Y-You mean-!?" he nodded, Hailey blushed deeply, "Your mean." she pouted, "Cheer up champ, you're still my apprentice." Zeke patted her shoulder and got out of the bed, heading into the bathroom, "I didn't know you liked that teacher student play." Ur said, Hailey blushed a deep red, "Wha- NO!"

Zeke was leading his team through the streets when someone screamed at the park, "What the hell?" Ur wondered, 'I knew something wasn't right.' "Come on!" Zeke bolted for the park, "Wha-? Wait up!" Hailey and Ur ran after him…

"Move!" Zeke burst from the crowd, alerting Makarov and the others to his presence, "Old Man, what's….." Zeke saw what was on the tree, Levy, Jet and Droy were beaten and bolted to the tree, "Makarov…. That symbol…." Zeke pointed to the symbol on Levy's stomach, "Phantom." was Makarov's answer, the titan mage's magic overflowing, it was matched by a massive amount of heat and magic pressure, the ground beneath Zeke started melting, "Phantom…." "Zeke!" Ur and Hailey burst from the crowd, both stopping at the scene before them, "Oh my god…" Hailey held her hands over her mouth, "PHANTOM!" Zeke disappeared in a teleport, "Fairy Tail! THIS IS WAR!"

Three Phantom Lord members were heading for their guild door, "Can't let Gajeel have all the fun can we?" right at they reached the door it exploded, the blast strong enough to blow a massive hole in the front of the building, as the smoke cleared a red light shone through, gleaming from the left eye of one pissed as fuck magma slayer and the rest of Fairy Tail behind him, "Phantom, Fairy Tail as come calling!" Makarov yelled, both guild collided, fighting breaking out everywhere, "Who's this punk? Some jumpsuit cyclops?" a bunch of the Phantom members surrounded Zeke, "What, are you not gonna fight?" one taunted, "Careful what you wish for." Zeke appeared before that guy and kicked him in the face, "Shit, he's fast!" that one was also kicked in the face, the rest charged him, Zeke flipped onto a hand stand and spun, his feet coated in magma, kicking away the rest of the Phantom guys. "Move." Zeke blew away a bunch more of the members, "Take this!" a Phantom member slashed him with a sword, blood spurted out of Zeke's chest, "That tickled." he grabbed the stunned man and head-butted him, he then jumped to the side to avoid an iron pole, he landed by Natsu who had done the same, "Black Steel Gajeel." Natsu said, glaring at the long haired man who landed before them, "Wait a second, YOU'RE DEAD!" Gajeel pointed at Zeke, "Sorry, but I can't die, bitch." Gajeel crossed his arms and blocked a kick for his head, "I'll kill you this time, Iron Dragon's Club!" Zeke caught the pole. "Fancy that, Magma Dragon's Roar!" Gajeel was sent into the bar, a hole of melted stone behind his crash site, "He's all yours Natsu." Zeke walked off, kicking Phantom thugs out of his way. Another group of thugs surrounded Zeke, the slayer sighed and magma dripped off of his hands, "Magma Dragon's Hard Fist." hardened magma coated his fists and he knocked out all of the thugs, "Eat my sword!" a thug came out of the crowd and rammed his sword into Zeke's face, what he wasn't expecting was that his sword started melting and Zeke swallowed it down, "Did you mean literally?" he kicked the thug away, "Fun Time….." another round of thugs charged him, "Gun Time." Zeke pulled two drum mag AA12s and unloaded on the Phantom members, "EAT LEAD YA BASTARDS!" he yelled, the Phantom members screamed in pain and fear as bullets whizzed by their heads, *CLICK* "Shit." Zeke put away his shotguns and pulled out two M249 light machine guns, "MORE FUN TIME GUN TIME!" he started unloading the MGs on the Phantom goons. "Where does he pull those from?" Ur wondered, choking a Phantom grunt, "Did I tell you you're super sexy?" the grunt choked out, "Yes, now shut it." Ur knocked him out and dropped him to the ground. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Zeke laughed insanely as the grunts fell in pain, none suffering life-threatening wounds, "This guy's insane!" "That I am!" Zeke tossed his guns away and pulled out a mini gun, the belt of rounds extending from the gun into one of his belt chambers, "Fun Time….." the gun barrels started spinning, "Big Gun Time!" he started firing a mix of explosive and incendiary bullets, the mini gun barrels getting increasingly hotter with every round that went out, he stopped his onslaught when something fell from the ceiling and hit the floor, it was Makarov, he was green and weak, Erza ordered a retreat, "I'll cover the retreat! GO GO GO!" Zeke backed away from the crowd of Phantom members, spraying his mini gun back and forth to ward them off as the rest of the guild retreated, he watched Natsu drag away one of the grunts, "Better follow him." Zeke put away his mini gun and pulled out a shoulder mounted Howitzer cannon, "Fun Time Boom Time!" he fired the Howitzer, the 105mm shell blowing the building to smithereens as Zeke put it away and chased after Natsu….

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Ding fries are done! How Zeke shouldered a full blown Howitzer? WHO KNOWS!?

See ya next time with more Deathtrap!

Me: I think I lost him, he's upset over The Ultimate Dragon.

Zeke: DAMN RIGHT I AM! *Pulls Howitzer*

Me: SHIT! *BOOM*