"There is no way that a man can get pregnant!"
"Nah, do you not remember all the experiments that Orochimaru did on all those prisoners?"
"Well yeah, but-"
"And how grotesque were they all, ne?"
"Very, but what does that have to do-"
"What do you think he would have done to his star pupil?"
"…"
"Being the last Uchiha, he would have wanted to have Uchiha babies."
"Stop talking about me like I'm not right here."
"Sorry Sasuke-kun!"
"God! Will you stop with the 'kun'!" yelled Kiba.
"I'd think it would be obvious by now that he doesn't like you…"
"What? Why?"
"Well for starters… He's preggers. And for a girl to get preggers, she has to have sex with a man or some other shit. So Sasuke being a man has to have sex with another man to get preggers… or some other shit…"
"Thank you Suigetsu for the Sex Ed. lesson."
"You're very much welcome Sasuke."
"Now shut up."
A sigh from Sakura. "Can we just get back to work?"
"Wait, so does that mean Sasuke is gay?"
"As far as getting a dick shoved up my ass and me liking it, yes, yes I am gay, Kiba."
"Well all we're missing of this jigsaw puzzle is one thing. Who's the father?"
I sigh. The only thing I don't want people to spread is why I'm here, so far from civilization. I could always kill them… no that wouldn't be good for my record. But they'll kill me if I don't spill.
"…Naruto."
OXOX
It's been a few days since Naruto had seen Sasuke.
He'd been thinking of visiting him, but every time he stood in front of his boyfriends apartment door, he couldn't bring himself to push it open.
In the four days from the hospital visit when he learned of the pregnancy, he had been thinking of a family and wanting to apologize to Sasuke for avoiding him and keeping a full life.
To hold a human and keep them from fulfilling complete happiness in a family of their own is just torture. And he should know. He was an orphan after all.
He had thought that he had full happiness, or at least as much as he could get, with just Sasuke there with him in his life.
He never thought that the spirits would grant him with something that wouldn't harm him, in all his life.
Now on the fifth day from the hospital visit, he was standing in front of Sasuke's door. Gaining the courage he lost on his trek here, he opened the unlocked door and walked in.
The sight that greeted him was not what he expected.
Most of the furniture, clothes, weapons, and any other living necessity was missing.
The front room was bare as well as the closet, fridge and cupboards.
"Sasuke?" he said to the empty space.
He looked all over apartment. No sign of Sasuke.
As he turned with a deep frown on his face to the front door to leave, he saw it.
A note, on a half sheet of (notebook?) paper, signed my Sasuke himself, sat on the counter in the kitchen.
Obviously sat there for anyone who was looking for him, to be found.
Naruto,
Don't look for me, I'll be fine. I'm with friends.
Sasuke.
It wasn't written hastily, it was neatly written. Though there was more that was wanted to be said, evident by the break between the style and neatness like some one was stopping after just two words and was hesitant in writing the rest.
The only thing that registered in his mind was that Sasuke was gone, but he wasn't kidnapped, or at least if he was, he wasn't complaining.
He crumpled up the paper and shoved it into his pocket, racing for the Hokage tower.
OXOX
We've been here in the forest for two days.
Kiba had left a day before.
Sakura's going to stay with us for about a week or so making sure everything is fine for me and the babies.
My mind keeps wandering.
Thinking about Naruto, wondering if he's tried visiting me at the apartment, wondering if he read the note, wondering if he's going to do anything.
Wondering if he still loves me, loves me enough to want me back, to love me and his children.
His children?
No.
My children.
They'll be Uchiha.
The only relations with that Uzumaki that they'll hold is his genetic material.
TBC…
Well, here you go… took my a while to think of ANYTHING. A little time skip there but I think it works good.
Emiri: Please don't ruin it for the rest of the readers, I know your psychic but please keep your assumptions to my message box. Thank you, but yes that is what I had planed.
P.S. I have a poll in my profile that I would love if my beautiful readers would please vote in. It very much has to do with the sequel.
