Zombies, at least basic ones, are most markedly not known for, oh.

Their grace. (That's vampires.)

Elegance. (Vampires again.)

Beauty. (Elves.)

Strength. (Werewolves.)

Speed. (Elves.)

Friendliness. (Gnomes.)

Intelligence. (Once again, vampires.)

Do you know what we are known for, though? We are known for our loyalty.

The moment we are made, we will stay faithful to our creator (unless, you know, we don't. Then we kill them. Anyway). When we fall in love, it isn't equality. We're slaves. (Grovelgrovelgrovel ^^")

Thing is, we don't mind (unless our master's absolutely pathetic, in which case, well, we do. Then we kill them. Anyway).

And that is why I, Gerald, stay with Vaurien Scapegrace (for the moment, at least, until I get bored. Then I'll kill him).

Anyway.


A/N: Thrashgrace :DD

~Mademise Morte, January 7