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"Okay class, today we're going to learn a little multiplication." Zavok told his class. "First, we'll start off easy. What is 5 x 2?"

No one in the classroom raised their hands.

"Come on, children. Don't be shy. I won't hurt you." Zavok assured them.

Tails' hand went up slowly.

"Yes, Tails?"

"Uh...twelve?" Tails answered.

"...Ok, now let's get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard." Zavok said, glaring at Tails, who started to piss himself.

"I think I know the answer, Mr. Zavok." Shadow said, raising his hand.

"meh- meh- meh- meh- meh- meh- meh." Sonic mocked him.

"Shut up, Maurice !"

"DON'T CALL ME MAURICE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Sonic yelled.

"SONIC! Did you just say the 'S' word?!" Zavok asked angrily.

"Piece?"

"No, he's talking about shit. You can't say shit in class, you gigantic piece of shit!" Shadow told him.

"SHADOW!" Zavok warned.

"That's bull-shit!"

"SONIC!"

"Dude, you just said shit again!" Silver chimed in.

"SILVER!"

"Shit."

"EGGMAN!"

"What's the big deal? It's my mouth! SHIT SHITTY SHIT!" Sonic cussed.

"How would you like to go to the principal's office?!"

"And how would you like to suck my blue balls?"

Everyone in the class gasped at what Sonic had just said.

"WHAT?! DID?! YOU?! SAY?!" Zavok growled, seething with anger.

"I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, ahem, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BLUE BALLS, ZAVOK?!" Sonic yelled into a megaphone.

Everyone in the class nearly passed out.

"Holy shit, dude." Silver said, shaking his head.

Zavok took out his phone to call the school principal, who happened to be cthulu.

"Mr. Cthulu, we have a code red here, I repeat, we have a code red here." Zavok said.

Soon, the classroom started to shake, and tentacles came from beneath the ground, grabbing Sonic.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic yelled as he got dragged by the school principal to a dark oblivion.

The class stared in horror as they witnessed this, while Zavok thought the entire thing was hilarious.

"And I didn't even have to move a muscle!" He said, leaning back in his chair, laughing.