**Hey you noble readers! So like it said, this is a diary about Kanda…and his, well…his days of course. He tends to be lazy some days, so please forgive him for that, also, he's not the best in his language class…wait, do they even have language class?? O_o Well, who knows, please enjoy a little bit of Kanda's typical life every day. Please also note some of the events mentioned in his 'diary'… (Wait diary sounds too girlish…hm…let's use…journal) may not follow the sequence at all mentioned in the original story. I do not own D. Gray-Man (although I wish I did, [laughs]) Please leave a review, it let's Kanda knows he has listeners, (he doubted me when I told him T_T) and I guess, it will give him encouragement to continue his daily, um…journals. ^_-**
December 26th, 1809
4:50 pm
Well, like yesterday…
Life hates me. I try to be nice and bad things happen, I try to be evil and bad things happen. Why do these things happen to me? And why do I feel like almost everyone in the Black Order is, in some way trying to make me do things, but using blackmail. :P Well…maybe I should use blackmail too! Yeah! That's a good idea…wait…but wait whom would I blackmail? And…I'm not good at blackmail. -_- Tears, I'm such a loser. T_T
Well, today…I'm was pretty much the laughing stock of the order. Lavi, like he promised took pictures of me playing shirades and…I'll tell you one thing…they we're pretty. More like embarrassing! Could you imagine the shock I had when I went downstairs for some soba and then a whole group looking at the postings…geez, I don't know how much more my nerves can take.
Lavi: Yeah I know, really when you get to know the guy, he can be really gentle. I think that's why deep down, I found an attraction. I knew that he was my soul mate and that it was destined that we would remain together throughout eternity…together.
Lenalee: Awww…Kandy said that? It's so cute! I can't believe he's that type of guy.
Lavi: Mean either. He really is gentle.
Me: I hope you guys aren't talking about me now, are you? (Menacing voice).
Lenalee: Ahh…Kanda…good morning.
Me: MOVE! Get out of my way, jeez, why are you guys huddled over this wall anyway?
Lavi: I made you a celebrity.
Me: What. Did. You. Do? LAVI!!!!
Lavi: Well, I thought the pictures make you look thinner see?
Me: (grabbing him by the collar) Let's go outside now.
Lavi: Or…we could go to your room. (In a seductive way…)
Some time later… Lavi: Lenalee! Kanda hurt me! I can't even feel my limbs…Lenalee: Maybe cause they're not there…
Lavi: WHAT?
Lenalee: Joking, joking, but we should let you see medical attention, I heard some cracks, and I think that some bones are broken.
Lavi: Why would he do this to me…Kandy, my Kandy…
Lenalee: Well, maybe he doesn't like you anymore.
Lavi: How can you say that…oh well, maybe because I was cheating on him?
Lenalee: Gasp, you were? With whom?
Lavi: Well, you see, I couldn't resist Allen…
Allen: I hope you know what you're saying, or you might not live after I'm through with you.
Lavi: Allen! Don't tell me, you're cheating on Kandy!
Allen: What is your problem? Seriously, it's not even like that. Quit joking around, it's making people tense.
Lavi: All-
Allen: Just quit it. (Leaves)
Lenalee: Was…was he just upset?
Me: I never seen him like that, but at least he has common sense. You should really stop Lavi, and I mean really. Seriously, what's gotten into you lately?
Lenalee: Let's go get you some medical help. (Tries to help him up, but he won't move) Lavi?
Lavi: Leave me alone! (Gets up himself and walks away)
Lenalee: What's wrong with him?
Me: Who knows. (Turns to leave)
Lenalee: Oh wait, Kandy!
Me: Since last night, I'm Kanda again.
Lenalee: Oops, sorry it was just natural. Here. (Shoves something into my hands and runs off)
Me: What the…Dang, it's the photos.
Actually, I have no idea what's wrong with Lavi lately. He seems to take jokes too far and doesn't seem to be focused as much. I think I might have to look into this matter privately and fast. I feel like something is wrong and that it isn't for the benefit of the Black Order. Could the Noah really be manipulating Lavi? That's my suspicion; technically, I don't know what to think. I just hope he gets back to normal. What? Yeah I guess so, I should write a get-well card and buy him something…great Christmas just left and I'm still buying presents…oh well. I'll just get him something cheap. What! Yeah that's fair, think of all the pain he's caused me and he doesn't even apologize! I'm just getting a present out of guilt, and plus…the dollar store has lots of great gift ideas! So don't make fun of me! :P (just for you). Better get started.
-KANDA
