Period 1

Xienza sat in her seat on the left side of the English classroom. The room was filled with those posters that encourage positive attitudes. Then, the teacher came in.

"ALRIGHT, WORTHLESS STUDENTS, TURN IN YOUR ONE-THOUSAND WORD ESSAYS BEFORE I-"

The door opened and another teacher stepped in. "Excuse me Mr. Sonnelle, do you have any extra textbooks?"

Mr. Sonelle suddenly became all nice. "No, but there's a few in the front office."

"Oh, thanks!" The teacher left the classroom and closed the door. All of the students were confused.

"ARE YOU EYEBALLING ME?"

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Zexion sat in the back of the Science room. He got out a black book from his backpack and started to read it. The tranquility was interrupted. Some kid sat next to him and started what seemed like a never-ending, one-sided conversation. "Hey, are you new? I didn't know there were new students. School already started a week ago. I guess it's okay. It's still the beginning of the year. Hey, did you know? Travelers' High started 65 years ago. Someone kept saying it's 64, but don't believe him. It's 65. My grandpa is 65 years old. He was born in the same year the school started. Isn't that awesome? He has a cat. Her name is Miss Sniffles. She tried to scratch my eye out once. Then she bit my sister. My sister is coming here next year. Sometimes, she dyes my hair a random color. Last week, she dyed it purple. I wonder if purple's a natural hair color. Is your hair color natural? Is it blue? Is it silver? Is it a mix of both? It looks like it. Hey, what are you reading? It looks cool. I can't understand it. Is it in Latin or something? I wish I know Latin. Our teacher, Mr. Krimple, can be mean sometimes. Good thing he isn't here, or else I would've got detention or something. He's late to class sometimes. Are you a senior, too? Everyone in this class is. I'm one, too. There isn't a lot of students in this school, so everyone can fit in the cafeteria at once. Where are you from? My cousin lives in Halloweentown. When we went to visit him, I got so scared I fainted. One time, I went to a… store and a thief stole my watch. He… said 'Give me your watch!' and… so I gave it to him. I… never got it back so… I thought… maybe… he needed… it… to…" He started panting then fell unconscious as his head laid on the desk.

Zexion sighed. "Finally." he thought.

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Roxas and Xion entered the Metal Shop classroom. A teacher came up to him and said, "Hello! You must be Xion and Roxas Dyobon from Atlantis, right?"

They both answered, "Uh… yes?" Both noticed that "Dyobon" was just "Nobody" spelled backwards with the "d" and "y" switched.

"Okay! I am your Metal Shop teacher, Mr. Zirkon. I welcome you to his class. We have a seating chart… somewhere…" He walked to his desk and started fumbling around with papers. After a minute, he picked a sheet of paper up. "Ah! Here it is! Xion, you will sit in the middle next to the girl with the blue bow. Roxas, I'm afraid you will not have a partner for now, so you'll just have to sit in that back table for now." The two Nobodies went to their assigned seats.

Xion sat at her seat. She greeted her partner, "Hello. My name is Xion."

The silver-haired girl with the blue bow responded, "I'm Lira. So," Lira took out a small saw and stabbed the table with it. "I know you and your friends aren't human. I don't know what you truly are, but I will find out. Just stay out of my way and I might let you guys live. Understand?"

Xion stuttered, "Y-Yes."

"Good."

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Period 2

Xienza walked into the Art room. "Where are- ooh!" She rushed to Zexion and Roxas's table and took her seat.

An unenthusiastic teacher came in. "Hello, class. We are going to continue with watercolors, so get your canvases. Oh, Zexion, Xienza, and Roxas, I'm Mr. Slaring. I put your canvases next to the water colors over there." He pointed toward cabinets that laid against a wall, then sat down at his desk.

The three Nobodies and the rest of the class grabbed their materials: a canvas, a paintbrush, a cup of water, and a cartridge of watercolor paint. They all returned to the tables.

Xienza looked at her supplies then at her group. "So… what do we do?"

"I… don't know." replied Roxas. He looked toward Mr. Slaring. "Mr. Slaring, what do we… huh?" Mr. Slaring was asleep. "Well, he's asleep."

A student leaned over. "That's why we call him 'Mr. Snoring'. Just paint whatever you want. He usually doesn't wake up 'til after class."

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Xion walked through the door. The teacher looked up from his book and greeted her. "Oh, you're Xion. I'm Mr. Anary. Just go pick a seat and do the instructions on the board." he returned to his book.

"Um… okay." Xion just picked a seat in the back and sat down in it. She looked at the instructions on the board:

Copy down the notes listed in the middle of the board into your notebook.

Do the examples on the right until you get them all right.

Read a book, do homework, or do something else quietly.

Xion got out a notebook and did the notes and work quickly. She then got out a small, black notebook marked "Xion's Log". On the first page she wrote:

Day 1

Someone might know!

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Period 3

Roxas entered the gymnasium. Students were sitting on the bleachers, but some were also next to the back door. Roxas just stood next to the bleachers.

A teacher came in through the door. "Good afternoon, class. I'm Ms. Nurai, incase some of you didn't know. Who wants to spin the Sport Wheel?"

Roxas thought, "The what?"

"I will!" some kid stood up. "For it is m right as a member of the noble clan, which pays for everything you own and I will-"

"Kaven, just spin the wheel!" Ms. Nurai yelled.

"Oh, I will! Kaven walked up to a wheel that had the names of different sports and P.E. activities and spun it. "As a member of the noble family that owns the entire market of Imperfect Road and I, Kaven Surakai, will soon inherit the market…" While Kaven continued rambling, the Sports Wheel landed on "Dodge ball".

Another student yelled, "Throw them at Kaven!" So then, Kaven was pelted with dodge balls.

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The students sat in their seats as Mr. Krimple walked in. "So, class, just pass in the worksheet I gave you last week."

Xienza raised her hand. "I just started school today."

"Oh, right. You're Xienza Dyobon. So, too lazy to start school at the beginning of the year?"

"What? No. We just moved here."

"So, you're a person who likes to be late."

Xienza put on an evil smile on her face. "So, you're a teacher who likes to make fun of his students to receive respect when, really, it's decreasing."

Mr. Krimple stuttered, "Oh- well-" Then suddenly, that substance from chapter five came in, at Mr. Krimple, and then left.

The class was silent, until… "WHOO!"

xxXxx

Mr. Slaring was asleep at his desk. The students were painting pictures on their canvases. Xion was painting a crown. Nothing interesting happened…

xxXxx

The teacher started talking, "So, the notes are on the boards. Write them and then start on the assignment." Mr. Anary sat in his seat and started reading a book.

Zexion started writing the notes in his math notebook. Every once a while, one would here something like, "My pencil!", "What'd you get for number three?", or "Something's eating my shoe!"

Once he finished, Zexion started the assignment. "Cheating ultimately leads to your demise."

A boy was looking at Zexion's answers. "Um… yeah…"

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Lunch

The four students-that-never-were-but-still-are-in-some-way made their way to their table. With lunch in hands, they sat down.

Xienza started a conversation, "So… how was your day?"

"There is a Sport Wheel in P.E." said Roxas.

"Science is very irritating." said Zexion.

"Um…" said Xion. "I think someone knows we're… not human."

Roxas and Xienza exclaimed, "WHAT?" Zexion just had a surprised expression.

Xienza scolded Xion, "'Ey! So you go and tell them?"

"No!" responded Xion. "This girl in my Metal Shop class just said 'I know you and your friends aren't human', but I didn't even say anything about that!"

"Hmm," said Xienza, "I thought this was just a comedy fan fiction."

Sayuri: I got bored… Do not worry, people! I'm still writing!"

Zexion thought for a moment. "We don't know how this girl knows, but if she noticed, others could, too."

"Mh-hmm. Xion, what does she look like?"

"She has silver hair and a blue bow." replied Xion.

"We'll just have to lay low and not raise anymore suspicions, or else our mission will be jeopardized."

Roxas was surprised. "Wow, Xienza, I've never seen you look so serious."

"… You got another rotten banana again!"

"What!... Aw…" He did.

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Period 4

"WAKE UP!" the intercom went off. "THE AFTERNOON SHIFT IS STARTING IN TWO HOURS!"

Billymustardbob XXIII opened Axel's and Demyx's doors and shouted, "New janitors! Wake up!"

Axel and Demyx groaned. The two went to get ready and changed into their blue janitor uniforms.

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Roxas and Xion sat picked out their seats in the Science classroom. The other students filled the room, 20 minutes had past and not teacher came in.

Xion asked Roxas. "Where's the teacher?"

Before Roxas could attempt to answer, a student told them, "Mr. Krimple got eaten alive in third hour." The student returned to his own conversation."

"Wait…" Xion spoke to Roxas, "Doesn't Xienza have science third hour?"

Roxas thought for a moment. "Yeah… that explains this." The class just talked or did homework for the hour.

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Xienza worked on her math assignment. Across the room, Lira kept glancing at Xienza with suspicious looks. "I'm starting to think she's actually crazy." thought Xienza. She then stuck her tongue at Lira.

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"ALL RIGHT, YOU FILTHY VERMIN! YOU WILL READ THIS BOOK BY FRIDAY AND WRITE TEN PAGES ABOUT THE PLOT THE CHARACTERS, AND THE SETTING! ANY QUESTIONS?"

Zexion spoke, "I have already read this book."

Well then… MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE WRITING A 20-PAGE ESSAY AND AN ORAL REPORT! DOES THAT SATISFY YOUR NEEDS?"

Zexion softly replied, "Yes, sir."

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Period 5

No. VIII and XIV walked down the hall to a room. It had a few couches, a snack machine, and a station with coffee, juice, and water bottles. Other janitors stood in the room.

Billymustardbob XXIII held a clipboard and spoke, "Okay, we have three new janitors: Axel, Demyx, and… Lori! Sure… that will work… I will give them their jobs. The rest of you can go do your work."

The janitors left, leaving Billymustardbob XXIII, Axel, Demyx, and Lori. When the crowd cleared, Lori, a girl of her 20s with long red hair, could be seen.

Billymustardbob XXIII exclaimed, "Let's go!" The four arrived at the cafeteria, when the morning shift workers were starting to leave. "Okay. Axel will empty the trashcans and pick up trash with this picking up… thing. Demyx will mop. Lori will sweep." He handed, or rather threw, those picker upper things people use to pick up trash to Axel, a mop to Demyx, and a broom to Lori. "Okay! I'll see you later!" Billymustardbob XXIII ran out of the room.

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Xienza, Zexion, and Xion sat on the bleachers in the gym. Xienza looked toward Lira, who occasionally glanced toward them. She whispered, "So, that's Lira?"

"Yep." responded Xion.

"She doesn't look too threatening." said Zexion.

"She is!" replied Xion. "I'm scared to be her Metal Shop partner."

Xienza sighed. "Well, we don't have a plan, so we'll just see what happens." The P.E. teacher walked in. "So, let's see what this 'Sports Wheel' is."

Ms. Nurai blew her whistle. "Okay! Who wants to spin the Sports Wheel?" A boy raised his hand, ran to the wheel, and spun it.

Xienza whispered to Xion, "Was the wheel here before?"

Xion whispered back. "I don't know. I only noticed it just now." The wheel landed on "Archery". "Look! It must know you, Xienza."

"Yay!" exclaimed No. XV.

The class went outside to an archery range. They gathered their bow and arrows and started shooting the targets. Some were good and some were not. A few were just horrible! "Hey!" yelled one kid.

Sayuri: No questioning me! You are my character and shall obey me! *sends secret agents to kidnap that kid*

Everyone was confused, but then they returned to archery. Sure enough, Xienza was a master!

Zexion glanced at Lira. She got so mad at Xienza's skills, that she started bending an arrow and it broke. Ms. Nurai yelled, "Lira, you're paying for a new arrow!" Lira groaned.

Xienza looked, too. "Ha-ha! She got what she deserved!"

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Roxas's English class wasn't interesting, except for Mr. Sonnelle's constant yelling.

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Period 7

Yelling could be heard from the front office. The classroom wasn't so quiet, either. Students just talked.

Xienza asked Zexion, "Do you think the teacher is arguing with the front desk lady?"

"Probably." replied Zexion. Lira could be seen across the room. "Do you think Lira will ever stop?"

"Meh. Maybe."

The teacher came in. "Ah, sorry. The lady at the front desk has some issues."

"WHERE'S MY JELLY AND SEAWEED SANDWICH!"

"That was her. So, I'm Mr. Twine, for some of the new students and this is Psychology. Today we'll-"

"I WANT MY PLUMSAUCE!"

"Gah!… I'll be back." Mr. Twine walked out of the door. The students just resumed talking.

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Xion sighed. "My turn with the crazy teacher."

Mr. Sonelle opened the door, but he was unusually calm. "Hello, class. For this period, we'll be joined by Principal Nistexece."

The English teacher was joined by a woman with silver hair. She spoke, "Hello. I hope you will look forward to this school year at Travelers' High School and I look forward to watching this class in action." There was no action, since Mr. Sonelle did not yell, not even once.

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Roxas heard the front desk lady yell many times, but he continued writing the math notes. Not much happened…

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So ends the Nobodies first day.


Sayuri: That'll probably be the longest chapter I'll ever write.

Xion: I'm sure you'll write even longer chapters!

Sayuri: Meh… Demyx, your turn!

Demyx: Okay… Sayuri does not own Kingdom Hearts. Square Enix does.

Xienza: We have some strange teachers, don't we?

Roxas: Yeah.

Sayuri: Okay, people, please review! It'll make me feel special and if you do, I'll give the Nobodies ice cream…

Roxas: Ice cream?

Sayuri: Sea-salt.

Roxas: … PLEASE REVIEW, PEOPLE!