Thanks to Asphodel Winter for some ideas! X)
Now, it was Krory's turn.
Truth be told, Komui did not know what to expect from Krory. He was rather full of surprises and does not seem the sort to commit any sins.
"Good morning, Father," he greeted, sounding really nervous.
'He's definitely playing with his uniform!' Komui thought evilly.
Krory was indeed doing that.
"Good morning," he said, purposely sounding rather creepy.
As expected, he had the results expected as Krory gulped and took a seat nervously.
'Is this priest going to be scary??' he wondered to himself, still playing with his uniform.
"Alright, let's get started," Komui said. This time he said it in a kinder voice.
Krory sweatdropped. 'He is creeping me out!'
"Okay... I haven't come for confession before... so I'm not sure what to do... so do I just tell you my sins?" he asked anxiously.
"Yes, you do," Komui answered calmly.
'I should really stop scaring him...'
"Well, there was this once when I touched Lenalee's-"
'NOOOO I WILL MAKE HIM SO SCARED TILL HE RUNS OUT SCREAMING!!'
"-hand before..."
'...What... is that even a sin...?'
"It's a sin to touch a virgin's hand!" Krory declared loudly as he stood up.
Komui sweatdropped this time.
'Is he... for real...?'
"I see," Komui said in a deep tone. "You will be forgiven of course, my child. Please take a seat."
Krory blinked once and realised he was standing before sitting down again, a little embarrassed.
"I cause a lot of trouble to Allen and Lavi though they have been so kind to me ever since I came to the Order!" he cried out, catching Komui off guard.
Komui did not reply as he did not know how to. Instead, he just sat there and waited for Krory to continue.
"I also played strip poker once..."
'Oh! Strip poker is a sin! Allen hid something from the priest!!' Komui thought excitedly. He could not wait till he got a chance to talk to Allen.
"And I lost, so Allen had to clear up my mess for me," he said.
"And the next sin is absolutely terrible!" Krory declared loudly, almost causing Komui to jump out of his seat.
Komui glared at the wooden pane before he comprehended what Krory had just said.
"Oh?" he said as a prompt to get Krory to continue.
"I slept after my bedtime!" Krory said as if it was the greatest sin on earth.
'He's worse than Lenalee...' Komui thought. 'Wait a minute... bedtime?! I swear that guy's an adult! Which adult needs a bedtime?!'
Komui sweatdropped. Krory's confessions were definitely the weirdest he had heard so far.
'They probably are...'
"And there was once I shout at Eliade," he whispered softly.
'Poor guy...' Komui thought. '...Not being able to tell that shouting at someone is not a sin... not really...'
"Oh and I remember there was once after I just found out that I was an Exorcist! I spent lots of money buying a mask that was fake," he said sadly.
'... The guy who cheated you was the one committing the sin...'
Komui honestly did not know what to say.
"I have also eaten more than I should have once!" he said. "I shouldn't have wasted Jerry's food!"
'... It would be a waste if no one eats them... besides, talking about eating a lot, isn't Allen so much worse? Wait a minute; Allen committed another sin that he did not tell the priest!'
"I ate chocolate in the middle of the night once," Krory continued.
"I don't think that's a sin..." Komui told him.
"Daisya told me it was a sin so it's definitely a sin!" he retorted angrily.
'Daisya you idiot,' Komui thought, having every intention of killing that Exorcist.
Sitting on a bench and talking to Daisya, Lavi suddenly sneezed.
"Someone must be talking bad about you," Daisya told him, laughing.
Lavi grinned, "Nah, I caught a flu from the priest."
Back inside the confession room, Komui sneezed.
"Father, are you alright?" Krory asked in concern.
"Yes, I'm fine," he replied. "Just a little flu."
'Krory, I know you are thinking badly about me!' Komui thought, glaring at the wooden pane again. 'Wait, he doesn't know it's me!'
"I heard Lenalee telling Kanda that not going to mass for a long period of time is a sin," Krory said and Komui nodded.
'Ah, Lenalee is right!'
"The truth is, I have never gone to mass before," he said.
'Wow... there's someone worse than Kanda over here!' Komui thought excitedly. 'I wonder how Kanda would think if I told him that someone broke his record of not going to mass for seven years! Or was it nine years?'
"I see," Komui told Krory in his priestly voice. "Do not worry. It is never too late to start."
"Alright and the next sin," Krory said before sighing. "Kanda would definitely kill me."
'Eh? That would be interesting!'
"The first time I saw Kanda, I thought he was a girl," Krory admitted.
Outside, Kanda sneezed.
"Yuu, you caught a flu from the priest too?" Daisya asked, grinning.
"I did too you know!" Lavi said.
Kanda merely glared at them.
Komui, by now, was having a very hard time trying not to laugh out loud. Yes, Kanda would definitely murder Krory for that.
"Father, that is all the sins that I have committed. Though I think that I might have forget some," Krory said.
Just as Komui was about to reply, Krory cut him off.
"Oh no, that isn't a sin, is it?" he asked worriedly.
"No, it isn't," Komui replied. "You can go now."
"Thank you, Father!" Krory said and went out of the confession room, beaming.
"Lenalee is right! I feel like a better person now!" he shouted.
TBC
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