Normal P.O.V

Lucy muttered some chant under her breath. The beads glowed and separated, then flew toward the unconscious neck of the GREAT Sting. It came together and looked wonderful on his neck.

Levy and Juvia looked at Lucy and said, "What did you do?"

"I gave him a special necklace!" Lucy smiled innocently.

Sting, who woken up just then, asked, "What do you mean by special necklace?"

Lucy walked over Sting and helped him while explaining, "I gave you a special necklace for when you misbehave!" Giggling, she added, "I'm going to make the magic word be... BLONDIE!"

BAM!

Sting, meet ground. Ground, meet Sting.

"Blonddddiiiiiieeeeeeeee! What did you do to me, the great and wonderful Sting."

Lucy giggled again.

"She gave you a great and wonderful necklace." Rogue interjected, smirking at his partner's misery.

Sting grabbed the necklace and tried pulling it off. The girls giggled at Sting's expense. Rogue EVEN chuckled a bit, which made Levy smile brightly at him.

'Who needs a sun when you got Levy around?' He mused to himself.

"Blondie, take it off!"

Lucy looked "confused" and questioned,"Don't you have to buy me dinner first?" Her eyes sparkled (and Sting swore he saw stars in them) before she continued on, "Am I not right, Blon-die?"

BAM!

Sting groaned at the taste of dirt in his mouth. He began spitting the dirt out in a hunchback form. Juvia, feeling pity for him, made a ball of water for him and gave it to him. He gulped the water down, refreshing in the cooling taste over the dry taste of dirt.

Rogue watched the pitiful form of his partner, but the giggle of a certain bookworm beauty caught his attention. Levy had one hand covering her mouth, trying to stop her laughter. He smiled a smile he normally only gave Fro.

Unknown to him, he was being watched.

Lucy was watching him with a knowing look. 'Rogue and Levy?' She wondered, 'How unsuspecting is that? But they would make an adorable couple.'

Lucy glanced at her sisters, nodded, and stated determinedly, "Girls, we need to find our mates now. Dad said Uncle Acnolo would come find us after we do cuz' he wants to make sure that our mates are worthy enough, but I think that's just our uncles and dads thinking. He thinks if they can stand up for us against Uncle then they are worthy. I honestly don't see why they would be scared of Uncle Acnolo though."

Juvia just sighed and nodded her head.

"We understand, Lu-nee!" Levy exclaimed cheerfully.

'A little bit too cheerfully... Almost forced even...' Rogue thought, observing the and Rogue, who were confused about what was going on, just watched as this happened until Sting remembered something.

Levy, sensing what Sting just felt, looked at Lucy, waiting for the fireworks.

And she didn't have to wait long.

"Blondie, remember how you challenged my manliness and how I told you I was going to prove myself to you." Sting said as once again he trapped Lucy against a wall.

Lucy, deciding just to get this over with, didn't knock him out this time.

Just as their lips were about to touch, voices were heard.

"LUCY!"

"LEVY!"

"JUVIA!

"WEAKLINGS! WE NEED YOU!"

It was Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel.

'No.'

That thought was going through the girls' and, surprisingly, Sting's Rogue's minds.

Lucy muttered angrily, "Bakas," against Sting's lips. This action reminded him of their position. He grinned wickedly before connecting their lips. Lucy's eyes widened before her body molded into his and she closed her eyes.

'Screw the bakas.'

Authors Notes

I don't own nothing except some of the dragons and the plot.

I like potatoes. I updated this 11/29/15.

Author AWAY!