There's no denying that pregnancy is not all sunshine and rainbows. In fact, between heartburn, hemorrhoids, and indigestion, it can be a bit more of a rain storm at times.
And that storm sometimes brings embarrassing moments. Super embarrassing moments.
Like the time I pissed my pants at work.
Oh yeah, I said it. I pissed my pants at my office.
How did I manage that you ask? I honestly have no idea. I had literally just been to the bathroom and was standing in the kitchen when – GASP! – I felt something trickle down my leg. A lot of something.
Thank God I was wearing a skirt and I was ALONE. I grabbed a bunch of paper towels and booked it back to my office, shutting the door behind me. What to do? What to do?
I didn't have much choice. I stripped off my panties and chucked them in the trash. Don't worry; I rolled them up in a magazine so the cleaning crew wouldn't see (or be exposed to them.) My apologies to Fit Pregnancy.
So there I was – panty-less. I went commando for the rest of the day. Luckily, there was only a few hours left in the day as it was not something I'd ever imagined I would do at my job.
I then walked back to the restroom and cleaned up my legs and shoes. I said a little of prayer of appreciation that it didn't get on the kitchen floor and proceeded to argue internally with myself. WHAT THE DEUCE just happened? How did I just piss myself?
At the time, I was SO embarrassed. I called Trent and Elsa and made them swear no one else would ever hear of this dreadful occurrence. Ironic isn't it that I'm now telling all bazillion of you?
