A/N Jywy:
After being defeated by Epic F. Awesomesauce, I shall now cry and carry on with NorIce. It's like HongIce but with NorIce…NoRice…No rice AND WHAT CAN THIS ASIAN DO WITHOUT RICE?!
Just joking, Norway has rice. XD
And Ice. 8D/shot
I also need to stop writing...things. I BLAME ICELAND!/shot
I need to stop getting shot. D:
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Sorry, this chappie isn't as long as Epic's! Or is it as long as my last one. ;w;
Epic: *looks snootily at you* NOTHING is as long as my epic. *sniggers*
D:
Norway was not happy. The Evil Hong Kong the Ding Dong had seduced and totally touched his Iceland. Sure Hong Kong acted like Norway a lot in his actions and lack of facial expressions, but he certainly was just a substitute. Yes, Norway thought, just a sub. But no one can replace Big Brother.
Now that he thought about it; it has been a while since he heard Iceland call him "Big Brother."
With a plan forming in his head, he went up to Japan and held out his hand, wordlessly demanding Pocky.
"You wish to play with Iceland?" Japan asked. Norway was partially surprised that he knew who he wanted to play with, but he didn't show it. He nodded.
"Strawberry, please," he said, and Japan passed it over. Norway took it and turned around, almost smacking Iceland in the face. W-wait, Iceland? His fellow Scandinavian nation stared intensely into his slightly widened eyes, a slight tint of pink on his cheeks. He would have almost looked extremely adorable and cute if it wasn't for the not-so-well-concealed trembling smile itching to be broken into a grin. Norway tried to ignore it though, oblivious to another smiling nation behind him on his throne of Pocky.
Hungary spied the pair and was about to push them into the center of the room until—
"Oh good. Now Ice, say ahhhhhh~"
Pffft. Where they played didn't matter anyway.
Iceland gulped, licked his lips, and averted his eyes. He parted his moist lips and squeaked tentatively.
"Ah-h-hhh."
"Hmm? Not even this little Pocky can fit there! Wider and louder!"
Iceland's lips quivered, but obeyed. "Ahhhh"
"Really now? That's too wide! What do you think it going in there?" The background chatter ceased.
"S-stop! Geesh! Just put it in, already!" More nations' heads turned.
"Just put it in, already?" Norway teased.
"Sh-Shut up!"
"If you say 'Big Brother.'"
"N-No!"
"Then shut up and open your mouth."
"Y-you—"
"Come on. Say 'Big Brother.'"
"Make me!"
Norway was obliged to do so. Iceland mentally shot himself.
The Pocky was connecting both of their mouths together and Iceland's gulp as Norway's fingers held his head up so he had no escape from the ultramarine blue that bored into his soul. He could have just averted his eyes, but he felt as if they were locked into him, his knees shaking.
Stay calm, he thought. Then Japan's voice intruded in his head.
It's okay to feel utterly in love in a puddle of goo and whimper and whine with wide, quivering eyes. I mean, they obviously like the tsundere lil' shota type. I mean, you can take advantage of it and watch them fall—
Iceland didn't want to know half the things he was saying.
But nonetheless, he let himself look into Norway's eyes, nibbling on the Pocky because Norway wasn't doing anything.
Norway watched Iceland's wide, sweet eyes look at his own as he nibbled on the baby pink Pocky, moving closer and closer. He could hear his own heart pacing faster and waited. Then their noses touched and Iceland stopped, his cheeks bright red. Norway was a lot harder to…t-to um, seduce than Hong Kong. What was he supposed to do now?
Knowing their kinks help, too.
…
New goal: get the curl.
Iceland let his fingers tip-toe across Norway's cheek, tickle the ear, and into his hair. Norway's started to frown in fear, his eyes opened in alarm. But Iceland showed no mercy, he stroked the curl carefully, feeling the curves and traced it in a spiral motion. Norway's bangs slid down, covering his eyes as his cheeks burned. Unfortunately, this didn't ward him in any way away from the Pocky. Fortunately, it did the opposite, his lips slid closer to Iceland's, but not touching, and he let his arms dangle over Iceland's shoulders, teasing him.
This was not what Iceland wanted! He panicked, thought certain submissive thoughts, decided to kiss the stupid Norwegian, and broke away in a huff, cheeks burning. And Iceland knew exactly what Norway wanted, it totally wasn't because he wanted to say "Big Brother" or anything. Oh no, what were you thinking? Besides, it has been a while since he called him "Big Bro."
Hong Kong gawked in horror to see Norway win…as if…as if Hong Kong wasn't strong enough to fight off Iceland's cuteness. He demanded a rematch! Later.
"Well?"
"B-Big brother."
"To my face now."
"B-b-b-big b-stop looking at me!"
"Awww…should I help?"
"What?!"
"Come a bit closer."
"NO."
"Come one, you lost. I won (naturally)"
"F-fine."
"Now hold on to me."
"Wh-what?"
"You heard me."
Iceland wrapped his arms around Norway's waist and Norway followed. Iceland snuggled against him and caught a whiff of the Norwegian's familiar sea salty scent, remembering the days back then. He blinked, then slowly raised his eyelids up, his lashes fluttering when he met the ultramarine eyes.
"Big Brother," He choked up.
Then he averted his eyes and lowered his voice in a tiny whisper.
"Thank you, Big Brother, for raising me."
Norway kissed the top of Iceland's head.
A/N:
What did I just write.
What. Did. I.
*cough* MOVING ON.
As you can see, the pen name "The Epic Trio" has now been changed to "The Epic Turtles"
Why?
1. Please welcome a new member: VivaAmerica!
2. If you watched Hetalia, you know that turtles like Spain and Romano.
3. Yes, our pen name suggests that we are those Spamano loving turtles. 8D
The Intro has been slightly edited in the A/N, to add the member VivaAmerica and our name change.
