Hey! I'm back with another chapter. I decided to do another hilarious one like last time. In this chapter, Eugene and Rapunzel teach Olivia and Thomas horseback riding. But it turns out to be a disaster with all kinds of mistakes.
Disclaimer: No, Tangled doesn't belong to me…it belongs to Disney.
Visits from Royalty
Chapter 7 Horseback Riding
"That's the gardens, that's the well, and that's the stables." Said Eugene as he and Rapunzel showed Olivia, Thomas, and Katherine around the castle. "Horsie?" asked Katherine. "Yes, that's where they take care of the horses." Said Olivia. "Hey Eugene, who's that white horse with the guy with the mustache?" asked Thomas. "Him? Oh, that's Maximus." Said Eugene looking at what Thomas was talking about. "Maximus?" asked Olivia. "Yes, Maximus is a very good horse. He helped Eugene break out of jail so he could rescue me. And he's a big sweetheart." Said Rapunzel as she watched Maximus gallop towards them. "Horsie?" asked Katherine. "Yes, it's a horse." Said Olivia. "Aw…you are such a good boy! Yes you are!" laughed Rapunzel as she petted Maximus in his favorite spot. Maximus' tail started wagging.
"Why is Maximus' tail wagging like a dog?" asked Thomas. "Doggie?" asked Katherine. "I don't know. Maybe it's because he's half horse, half dog." Said Eugene as he watched Maximus neigh in delight and move his legs like a dog usually would. "Does he just do that?" asked Olivia. "No, watch this. Eugene, walk into the gardens for a moment." Said Rapunzel as Eugene left to go to the gardens. "Go find Eugene." said Rapunzel. Maximus then started sniffing the ground. "Oh, he's like a bloodhound." Said Olivia as she watched Maximus sniff the ground. "Ah!" screamed Eugene. "What was that?" asked Olivia. "No, no, put me down! Stop it! Let me go!" exclaimed Eugene as the others watched Maximus pull Eugene by the boot. "Maximus give me him!" said Rapunzel as she tugged on Eugene by his arms while Maximus tugged Eugene by his foot. It ended when Eugene's boot popped right off his foot. "Maximus, now drop the boot." Said Rapunzel when she stood up. Maximus dropped it and Rapunzel resumed petting him.
"Are you okay Eugene?" asked Thomas as he helped Eugene up. "Yes," said Eugene as he picked up his boot and put it back on. "Wow, you have huge feet!" said Olivia. "I do not!" said Eugene. "Yes, you do. Dad's feet are smaller than yours." Said Olivia. "Olivia, why don't you leave Eugene and his feet alone?" asked Thomas. "Feet?" asked Katherine as she grabbed her toes. "What's Katherine doing?" asked Eugene. "Counting her toes. She does that." Said Olivia. Eugene just shrugged and put his boot back on.
"Okay Max, you want to go for a ride?" asked Rapunzel as Maximus nodded. "Okay. Eugene, get the saddles and stuff like that. We're going horseback riding." Said Rapunzel. "Horseback riding?" asked Olivia. "Yeah! Wait! You weren't taught horseback riding?" asked Rapunzel. "No, mother would never let us ride a horse. She says it's dangerous because we could break our necks like Grandpa Frederick did. And she says it get's our clothes dirty." Said Olivia. "Only if you fall off. The idea is to stay on the horse." Said Eugene. "But we don't want to disobey mother." Said Olivia. "Okay, your mother needs to learn how to have fun. Because that's what she's lacking." Said Eugene. "Don't worry, Eugene and I can teach you. Just let us get some more horses." Said Rapunzel.
Eugene got three more horses for him, Olivia, and Thomas. He forgot he got Snow and Snow wasn't trained. "Okay Thomas, since you're a boy, you get to do the normal way. You take one leg and lift it above the horse so your leg is on the other side." Said Eugene as he demonstrated on the horse he got for himself. "Um…how do I get on the horse without showing my underwear?" asked Olivia watching the boys get on the horses. "We're supposed to sit side-saddle since we're both girls." Said Rapunzel as she showed Olivia by getting on Maximus. "Oh, thanks!" said Olivia. "Whoa!" exclaimed Olivia as she was pushed off by Snow. She ended up face plant in the mud. "Olivia, are you alright?" asked Rapunzel as she helped Olivia up. Olivia lifted up her face, coughed up mud, and said, "Yeah! I'm just peachy!"
"Aw man, I forgot I brought Snow out!" said Eugene. "Who's Snow?" asked Thomas. "Snow is the horse your sister fell off of." Said Eugene as he watched Snow gallop in the air. Snow was going crazy. "Let me get another horse." Said Eugene as he jumped off his horse and led Snow back into the stables. He got another horse and they rode out and had a lot of fun. They even had a race. And Rapunzel and Maximus won. It was so much fun until…
"OLIVIA!"
"Uh-oh!" said Rapunzel. "And here comes the dragon lady." Said Eugene. "What are you doing on that animal?" screamed Cassandra. "For your information, I'm riding it!" said Olivia. "You're going to break your neck! And why would you guys ride such filthy animals?" asked Cassandra as she scowled at Maximus. Maximus licked Cassandra and that's when she got grossed out.
"EW! THE HORSE LICKED ME!"
Wailed Cassandra as she left.
"Good job Max!" said Eugene as he reached out and petted him. They cheered for Maximus as they got off their horses. "Does your mother hate horses?" asked Rapunzel as she got off Maximus. "Yes, and she hates a lot of things like: animals, getting dirty, being underdressed, eating nasty foods, insects, not being the prettiest, acne…" said Olivia. "Okay, okay, we get it! Your mother doesn't like a lot of things!" said Eugene not wanting to take the entire day learning what Cassandra likes and dislikes. And apparently, she has a lot of dislikes. "It must give the servants a very hard time." Said Eugene. Then they all laughed as they went back into the castle.
Well, did you like it? Dislike it? Review! Didn't you think it was funny that Maximus licked Cassandra? Looks like she's got a bad case of Karma. She was mean and she got licked. Karma!
