"URHG!" I yelled and walked off into the girls' room- Taylor, Brandi, and Elphaba following- and slammed the door.
"Stupid boys!" I cried flopping down on my bed as Liz walked in.
"Yeah," Brandi agreed in a angry tone.
"I hate boys! They're just- just! Oooh!" Galinda crossed her arms.
"Not girls?" Elphaba offered her friend, almost wryly.
"YES!" the little blonde agreed.
"Summer's so lucky," Taylor said, "She married, like, the only non-jerk on this island!"
"Yeah, Carl's nice," I nodded.
"Hank isn't a jerk," Liz interjected.
"Eh," Brandi muttered.
With this decided (that Carl was the only non-jerk, and Hank was just 'Eh'), we laid on our beds silently, cursing our exes in our brains.
"Fiyero will get over it," Elphaba said after a moment.
"The thought of us, Elphie!" Galinda exclaimed, "I can't believe Mark would accuse us of such a thing! Can you?"
"Glin… He did, kind of, have a sort of reason though."
"…well… I'm tired! Let's not talk about this now!"
"Mr. Solomon's okay," Liz said, defending any guy that came to mind, "He's been weird since the coconut hit him on the head, and him and my sister is just… ew, but besides that he's okay."
"Joe Solomon's hot," Galinda announced, "smoking' hot."
Every one giggled.
"Hey, where's Rain?" I said sitting up, "We're all here, and Summer's there-" I gestured our floor, then to the wall that separated our room from Summer and Carl-the-non-jerk's room, "-but I Haven't seen Rain and Solomon lately."
Meg: Hey, Rain?
Rain: Yeah?
Meg: would you mind typing out what happened to you and Mr. Solomon?
Rain: Sure hon'
Joe and I were in the giant candy cane for the longest time making out, then we decided to take a walk through the candy forest.
"It's nice here," I said taking Joe's hand.
"Mmmm-hm," he said, then looked down at me, "hey, babe, how old are you?"
"Does it matter?"
"Just curious."
"Twenty-one."
"Geeze, you're just a kid!"
"And how old are you, Mr. Solomon?"
"Thirty-three."I laughed, "Old man!"
"You make me feel like a cradle robber!"
I laughed again and he kissed me, slow and loving.
"Mmmmm…."
We passed the time like this, walking and kissing and talking, until the sun had started to set and we were far from the beach villa. A twig snapped behind us and Joe turned, wrapping an arm around me.
Then something jumped out and shoved him to the ground.
"Gaaah!" he cried and fought his attacker, "Rain! Run!"
I turned and was immediately grabbed by two men dressed like pirates. They shoved me to the ground and rolled me onto my stomach. Joe had pushed the first man off on himself, but four more took his place.
"No! NO! Aarrrhhhg!" He cried, but I couldn't see what had happened. The men got off of him and he stood upright. What was happening?
"Is it on him?" one man asked.
"Yes, the mind control chip is secured," another voice said.
What? I thought, Mind control?
"No!" I cried as they pushed me into the dirt, "No! Joe! Aaah! Joe!"
They pressed something cold ageist the back of my neck, I felt a slender needle insert into my neck. And every thing went black.
Rain: There, that's about it. It's all I remember.
Meg: Well… okay… wow… thank you Rain!
Rain: No problem.
Where was I… Ahhh… here: "Hey, where's Rain?" I said sitting up, "We're all here, and Summer's there but I haven't seen Rain and Solomon lately."
"She was in the giant candy cane," Liz supplied, "With Mr. Solomon. But they kinda disappeared after that."
"oh my gosh! We should find them!" Brandi cried, sitting up.
"We should get Summer or something," I said getting off the bed.
Knock, knock. "Summer!" Knock, knock. "Summer!" Knock, knock. "Summer!" Knock, knock. "Summer!" Knock, knock. "Summer!" Knock, knock. "Summer!" I cried, banging on her door. Taylor, Liz, and Brandi joined me.
"What? What? JUST A SECON-Waaahhh!-" Thwump! was heard from the inside. Then a, "Crap! Summer! Are you okay!" and a, "Yeah, yeah, whoa. I'm good!"
I looked at Brandi and Taylor with raised eyebrows.
"Yeah! Hi! What?" Summer panted opening the door.
"WE CAN'T FIND RAIN!" I cried.
"OR MR. SOLOMON!" Brandi added, equally loud.
"We have to go find them!" Taylor said, only not as loud.
"Carl?" Summer called back into the bedroom, towards the bed, "I'll be back in a little bit, the girls can't find Rain or Joe."
"'Kay," the bed responded.
Fiyero: MY TURN!
Meg: 'kay.
So while the girls were freaking out about Rain and Solomon, the guys were just chillin' in our crib.
Meg: "Chillin' in our crib" where did you get THAT phase?
Fiyero: Ryan.
Meg: oh. Okay, go on
The dudes were just chillin' in our crib.
Elphaba: "Chillin' in our crib"? What are you infants?
HANGING OUT. WE WERE HANGING OUT.
"Girls," scoffed Lane.
"Yeah," Mark agreed, "Girls. Who needs them?"
Elphaba: actually, the human race does, because without-
Meg: um, could we just get on with it and skip the whole anatomy lessen?
Thank you.
"Yeah, girls. Who need them?" said Mark, flopping down on his bed.
"Oh Liz," sighed Hank, coming in, "you're eyes are like gems, but you are such a bad dancer!"
"DANCING THROUGH LIIIIFFFEEE!" I started to belt out.
"SHUT UP!" the rest of the room yelled.
"Dude," Ryan turned to Michael, "I could so use a pancake right now! I love pancakes!"
"I am dead," Michael replied.
"I saw the weirdest show on that flat thing on the wall in the basement," I announced.
"The TV?" Brad asked.
"Yeah! That thing! Any way, every one was singing and dancing and the cereal captain person was really mean! and there was some lady who looked just like Elphie but not green! And there was another episode thingie with a girl who looked just like Galinda but she was drunk all the time! And every one sang and fell in love! And sang about being in love! And then they broke up- just like us! But then they sang about missing each other- not like us. And then they got back together and sang about that! And the Spanish teacher had awesome hair!" I said.
"You mean 'Glee'?" Ryan asked.
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Oh Liz," Hank muttered from his bed.
"When Maureen broke up with me all I could do is sing about it. And ride my bike," Mark said, then started singing, "I was like MAUR-EEN! MAUR-EEN! MAUR-EEN! OOOH! MAUR-EEN! MAUR-EEN! MAUR-EEN! OOOH! THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE!"
"I hate that song," Michael muttered, before humming, "Tay-lor, Tay-lor, Tay-lor, oooh!"
"EL-PHIE! EL-PHIE! EL-PHIE OOOOH!" I sang as loud as I could, "THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE!"
"Uhhh!" Ryan yelled, "I NEED PANCAKES! Pancakes are so good, they're, like, cakes, that have been cooked in a pan…"
Lane looked at him, "Yeah. That's what pancakes are."
Fiyero: OKAY! YOU'RE TURN!
Meg: Okay!
Elphaba: and do use proper phraseology.
Meg: Don't I always?
Back to the girls. Summer and the rest of us had trudged out into the night where who-knows-what awaited us. All the because of Rain and Joe Solomon. Who was hot. Then we saw Rain! It was a miracle!
She was standing in a clearing crying! I know! Rain! Crying! It was so not a miracle!
"Oh my gosh Rain!" Summer cried as we ran over.
"Rain what's wrong?" Liz asked.
"It some one DIE?" Elphaba said, helpfully. NOT.
"Joe!" Rain gasped between sobs, "He's trapped under a log and I don't know what to do!"
"You could of gotten one of us," Brandi said looking at her. This was so unlike her…
I looked at Renee, who looked at Taylor, who looked at Brandi, who was still eying Rain.
"Oh you poor thing!" Summer said, hugging Rain, "You guys go find Joe, I'll stay here with Rain."
"Okay," Elphaba shrugged, "Come on Gali."
"I'll stay here with Summer and Rain," I offered, eying Rain.
While the rest of the girls walked into the forest to find Mr. Solomon, Summer and I sat with Rain. At first she sniffled. Afterward she wiped her nose and eyes. After that she smoothed her clothes and stood up. There was a different look in her eyes, something I'd never seen before.
Then she reached for Summer. I screamed.
Elphaba: My turn.
We walked into the forest in search of Joe Solomon who was said to be trapped under a tree. I figured this was the perfect time to talk to Galinda.
"Don't you think we should tell Mark and Fiyero what really happened between us?" I said.
"You mean that we've been kissing for months? Because I asked for practice for when Fifi and I were going out? No, I like the bug-landed-on-my-mouth-so-you-squished-it-with-yours story," Galinda said primly.
"But you said it was nothing, and I said it was nothing, so if it's nothing we should tell them!""Look, you may not know this because you haven't dated very much, Elphie. But I know from the vast experience of boyfriends is that you don't tell them when you've been kissing other people! Even when it was just practice!"
"That doesn't make any sense Galinda."
"I don't want every one knowing that we kissed Elphaba! And if you ever break up with Fifi, or I ever break up with Mark they'll tell every one that their exes are- are!"
"Wouldn't it help a relationship more if both sides were honest?"
"I am not discussing this any more Elphaba Thropp."
I sighed, "okay, whatever, lets just find this guy."
We walked in silence then Galinda turned and said, "Hey, where'd every one go?"
"What?"
"Good evening ladies," a voice said behind us.
"Oh my goodness!" Galinda cried, "You're not under a tree! And why are you smiling evilly?"
Then I heard Meg scream. I looked at Joe Solomon and stepped in front of Galinda.
"Go, run, tell the others," I whispered.
"It's too late for them, Miss Thropp," Joe said stepping forward.
I narrowed my eyes, "Get away from us."
"No, my dears, I think that you should come with me."
"Well, then just take me, leave Galinda."
"Elphie!" she squeaked.
"No, I want both of you."
Fiyero: MY TURN! My turn! My turn! My turn!
SO! We were all laying on our beds and Ryan said, "Dude! I'm so hungry! I could totally eat a horse. Made of pancakes!"
And then Lane said, "Well then, why don't you go make your self some pancakes?"
"Dude!" Ryan cried, "Do I look like I can cook?"
"You look like you could eat a pancake horse," Mark said.
"…" said Lane.
Meg: How do you say "dot dot dot"? Did Lane actually say "dot dot dot"? Or was it like "…"
Fiyero: the last one. …
Meg: oh. Yeah, that's how I'd write it too. Just …
"I wonder if 'Happy' is on…" I wondered.
"'Happy'?" Hank said.
"Yes! The show with the scary cereal lady and all the singing and the non-green Elphie and the drunk Galinda and the guy with the cool hair and THE SINGING!"
"Glee!" Hank said.
"Glee to you too! What ever that means!"
"No, that's what it's called!"
"oh."
"AND I WAS LIKE PAN-CAKE, PAN-CAKE, PAN-CAKE OOOOOH! PAN-CAKE, PAN-CAKE, PAN-CAKE OOOOOH! THOUGHT I'D ALWAYS HAVE YOOOOOUUUUU!" Ryan sang.
Elphaba: so, what you mean to say is the guys were not doing anything productive at all?
Fiyero: …
Meg: dot dot dot.
Fiyero: you know saying 'dot dot dot' is not REALLY saying '…'
Meg: yeah… it doesn't really work.
Then Lane said, "you can't cook?"
And Michael said, "What can you?"
And Lane said, "yes, yes I can."
So this caused Ryan to say, "Well then can you make us some pancakes?"
And then Lane said, "I could, but I'm not.'
So Mark started singing, "Finland, Finland, Finland! That's the country for me!"
And Ryan said, "What? Why not!"
So Lane said
Elphaba: NOTHING IS HAPPENING! GIVE THE COMPUTER BACK TO MEG FOR OZ SAKES!
Fiyero: …
Elphaba: ENOUGH WITH THE DOT DOT DOTTING!
Fiyero: What? Why! I like dot dot dotting!
Elphaba: GIVE THE COMPUTER TO MEG! I WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE SCREAMED.
Meg: I screamed because Rain was acting creepy and it looked like she was going to attack Summer!
*Elphaba shoots Infamous Glare Of Death™ at Fiyero*
Okay, well Elphaba, I screamed because Rain was reaching for Summer with a weird look in her eyes.
Then she grabbed Summer's arm and pushed it behind her back. Summer gaped in pain and I rushed forward.
"No!" I shouted, "Let go of her!"
And I lunged for Rain but she swung her arm out and hit me across the face with such force that I fell onto my back.
Summer cried out as Rain pushed her to the ground, "Urrhhhgg! AAHH, Oh, CARL!"
I rolled over, and got up pushed Rain as hard at I could. She let go of Summer and fell over but quickly got up. I grabbed Summer's arm and pulled her to her feet.
Unfortunately, Rain was faster. Getting up, she moved swiftly and shoved me aside with all her strength. I toppled to the ground and saw Summer take a swing at her. It was poorly aimed and random so Rain easily ducked. Then Rain reached out with sudden speed and grabbed at Summer's throat. She writhed in pain and tried to escape the hold. I cried out and jumped up but it was too late, Summer fell to the ground, still.
I shrieked and ran forward, Rain tripped me.
"Summer! NO!" I hollered.
Rain was on me, pinning me down. Her figure around my throat she whispered, "You shouldn't worry for her, he wants all of you, alive."
And, I'm sorry to say, I blacked out.
Fiyero: ooohh, Rain's scary!
Meg: Here Elphie-
*Meg experiences the Infamous Glare Of Death™ and back tracks*
Meg: Uh, I mean, here Elphaba. Y-your t-t-turn!
Solomon sprung forward with the spryness of a cat. I lunged forward to give a counter attack, but he dodged me aiming for Galinda.
She screamed like nothing I've ever heard.
He grabbed her throat and she shrieked again. I threw myself at him, clawing and scratching, trying to make him let go of her. He struck back and managed to knock me away. I sat up and tasted blood dripping into my mouth.
The blow was enough time to finish with Galinda. She fell to the ground motionless.
"Son of a munchkin!" I swore, heaving myself at him once again. Bu after a few moments of fighting he managed to seize my throat and render me unconscious.
Fiyero: Can I have it?
Elphaba: Sure.
Yo, yo yo! Fiyero here! So while the girls were getting beat up by Rain and Solomon they guys were just hanging out. You know, doing the usual, dreaming of pancakes, talking about Justin Beiber, singing show tunes.
Or maybe that was just Mark.
"Finland, Finland, Finland! That's the country for me! Finland is the country where we dance! Finland is the country where we play! Here in Finland boy and girl find true romance- In traditional Scandinavian way!" he said from his bed.
"Hey, guys?" Carl said from the door way.
"Schlip! Schlap! Schlip and schlap away!" Mark sang as a reply.
"Have you seen Summer?"
"Schlip! Schlap!"
"She left with some of the girls an hour ago-"
"Schlap away all day!"
"-And she hasn't come back yet, and it's dark-"
"Schlip! Schlap!"
"-And I'm starting to worry about her."
"You simply can't go wrong! In traditional fish schlepping song! TA DA!"
"What are you doing?"
"oh… uh… nothing. Sorry."
"And all the other girls are gone too, do you thing we should maybe go find them?"
"Who needs girls?" I cried, suddenly, falling off my bed.
"You say Summer's missing?" Hank asked.
"Yeah."
"Well," Michael began, "maybe we should go help you look for her. For Summer."
"Yeah," Brad agreed, "Help you look for Summer."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
Elphaba: You went to go find SUMMER?
Meg: I don't see a problem with that, Summer's nice.
Fiyero: what Meg said.
Meg: if Carl asked me to help him find Summer I totally would.
Elphaba: Never mind the REST of us, you boys went to go find Summer?
Meg: Yeah, that's what he said. See? *points to computer screen where they say that they are going to go find Summer*
Elphaba: maybe you should give me the computer now.
Fiyero: Well… … …
*Elphaba give Fiyero the Infamous Glare Of Death™*
When I woke up, I had the most unpleasant feeling in my head and side. I sat up and was surprised to see that I- along with the rest of the girls sans Rain- were chained together! The unpleasant feeling was Taylor's high heeled shoe in my side.
Why she decided to where heels on a rescue mission is beyond me.
"oh lookie," a gruff voice said to my right, "the green girlie is waking up."
The voice belonged to a man dressed in rough clothes and had a long sword. Galinda was awake too. She shrieked and the man kicked her, causing her to whimper in pain and retreat next to Renee who dropped a comforting arm around her.
I looked around. Men dressed much like that one surrounded us. Brandi was alert and looked angry. Taylor and Meg were on opposite sides of the still-unconscious Summer and were trying to revive her. Liz, too was still motionless.
"What's going on?" Meg whispered to Taylor.
"I don't know-"
"They look like pirates," Brandi whispered to them. The other two nodded in agreement.
"Hurry and get those two awake and on their feet!" a tall pirate ordered.
Renee and Galinda helped Liz to her feet as Meg and Taylor did the same with Summer.
"Oh dear God, help us," I heard her whisper.
I unfortunately was in the dead center, with Taylor Meg and Summer on one side, and Brandi Renee Liz and Galinda on my other.
There was a russle in the tress behind me and I saw Summer slowly back up to the edge of the bushes.
"Stall," she breathed to me. I sent the message to Galinda.
"Oooooh!" she shrieked and fell down, "ooooh!"
"What? What's wrong with 'er?"
I watched as Summer stepped forward again and fiddled with the chains on her wrists, then she took Meg's hand and squeezed it. Meg then did the same before taking Summer's hand again.
They were passing some thing between them.
"Oooh! Ooh! Oh?" Galinda continued, "oooh! Whoa… is… me? Woe! Ooh! Woe!"
"Woe?" one pirate asked.
"Yes! WOE!" Galinda answered.
"Oh, woe." a pirate.
"Whoa." another pirate.
"WOOOEEE!" Galinda again.
Summer passed the whatever to Taylor then nodded to me. I nodded to Galinda.
"Whoa!" she exclaimed and stood up, "I'm good."
"Oh. Whoa."
Fiyero: meanwhile, Mark was singing 'Popular' in the bathroom.
Meg: What? Really?
Fiyero: Yes! It was SO annoying! All the singing!
Meg: you know you LIVE in a musical, right? People sing. ALL THE TIME.
Fiyero: yeah but this was different.
Meg: Different how?
Fiyero: he was in the bathroom!
Then the pirates started marching us away from the villa to wards the other side of the island. Taylor put her hand in mine and passed me the key. I quickly unlocked my chains and pressed the key into Brandi's hand.
By this time the pirates had lead up to a clearing by the ocean where a female pirate was standing.
Meg: MY TURN! My turn! My turn! My turn!
So we were in this clearing and CHRISTEL was there! I know! Weird! But anyway, CHRISTEL was standing in the clearing dressed like a pirate!
"CHRISTEL?" Brandi cried.
"CHRISTEL?" I cried.
"CHRISTEL?" Renee cried.
"CHRISTEL?" Taylor cried.
Fiyero: CHRISTEL?
"YES!" Christel said, "It's me!"
"Whoa," I said, "weirdness."
"Yeah," Brandi agreed, "Talk about a random cameo!"
I should probably explain who Christel is now, instead of just letting every one scream her name. Christel is a girl sprout like Renee, Taylor, Brandi, and I. She's friend with Rain, too.
"Why is Rain acting all crazy scary?" I asked Christel, "I mean, more than normal."
"Because," Christel said, laughing evilly, "the pirates are very smart and invented a mind control device so that now Joe Solomon and Rain Sutton are now under MY control! Now, since the pirate captain (who looks like Jonny Depp, and that's why I'm obeying his every command) ordered a DNA test, I am going to take one! This is to see if any of you come from rich or royal families and so we could possible ransom you off instead of keeping you hostage!"
We were struck dumb by this proclamation. Summer recovered first.
"The pirate captain looks like Jonny Depp?" she said.
"YES!" Christel cried, "It's EPIC!"
"So, like Jack Sparrow?" Summer questioned.
"To bad you evilfied Rain with the mind control thing," I pointed out, "Then we could just have her make you let us go. You totally would if she yelled at you."
"Now for the DNA test!" Christel said evilly holding up a pointy sword. She walked over to each of us, pricked our finger (Galinda, I'm sorry to say, fainted at the sight of her own blood), and put the blood on her little DNA device thing.
"Hey," she said after looking at the results, "that's weird."
"What?" Brandi asked.
"It says that Renee has the same DNA as Joe Solomon here," Christel said reading the DNA device, "and the same DNA as someone on the FBI data base named Abigail Morgan."
"WHAT?" Renee and Liz shrieked at the same time.
"ABBY MORGAN?" Liz asked.
"Yeah, I guess."
"I'm the daughter of Joe Solomon and Abby Morgan?" Renee gasped.
"Whoa…" Liz said, swaying slightly, "Joe and Abby procreated," then she fainted.
And Renee wasn't very far behind on the fainting front.
"What's with all the fainting?" Elphaba cried, throwing her hands up in despair.
"YOU COULD BE LIKE, THE GREATEST SUPER SPY EVER!" Liz bellowed, sitting up suddenly.
Galinda came around moments later, "Whoa," she said, "I had the weirdest dream, Elphie. I dreamed that we were on an island made of cake and Fiyero broke up with me and I fell in love with I guy named Mark Cohen and then WE broke up because of US and then we- whoa…" and she fainted again.
Renee came to next.
"I can't believe your parents are JOE SOLOMON and ABBY MORGAN!" Brandi said.
"Yeah, I knew I was adopted, but I didn't know that he…" Renee trailed off looking at the now-sort-of-evil-looking Joe Solomon (evil looking due to the mind control device).
"Rain won't like that," Liz stated.
"Yeah, that would kind of put a damper on one's relationship; finding out the other has a child the same age as one's little sister!" I agreed.
"Well, I don't know who Abby Morgan is but since you guys are making such a big deal about it I guess I'll go tell the captain," Christel said. Then she, half the crew guarding us, and Joe Solomon got on a tiny life boat and sailed away towards the pirate ship.
Fiyero: My turn, my turn, MY TURN! My turn, my turn, MY TURN!
SO! Us guys trudged out into the INKY DARKNESS looking for SUMMER JACOBSON. Carl was leading the pack since SUMMER was HIS WIFE. (Who knew, right?)
"I'm TIRED," I said looking at the SUPER SCARY forest.
"I'm HUNGRY," Ryan declared, "For pancakes."
"I'm DEAD," Michael quipped.
"How could you TALK if you were DEAD?" Ryan shot back.
"Like this!"
"I want to be a producer!" Mark sang.
"I want candy!" I sang.
"I WANT QUIET!" Hank didn't sing.
…
…
…
"Making toast, making toast, making toast TO-DAY!"
"Shut it."
…
…
…
"Hello Dolly, well Hello Dolly! It's so nice to have you back were you belong!" Mark started singing. Suddenly, no one could stop it! Mark and I started singing!
"YOU'RE LOOKING SWELL! DOLLY! I CAN TELL! DOLLY! YOU'RE STILL CROWIN' YOU'RE GROWIN' YOU'RE STILL! GOIN' STRONG!" we sang at the top of our lungs.
Carl gave us the Infamous Glare Of Death™.
Elphaba: yes.. That's nice, now its my turn.
Then Summer looked at Rain and whispered something French sounding to Taylor and Brandi. They nodded and she said something inaudible it Meg and Renee. Meg grinned. Renee had the key now and was passing it to Liz who unlocked her chains and passed the key on to Galinda. Once we were all free of our chains, Summer nodded to the younger girls.
"Ready?" she breathed. They nodded.
"Ah FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!" Summer cried and every one dropped their chains and rushed forward, doing some dance move or something.
What ever Summer had told then worked like Shiz. Taylor swung her arm up towards one of the pirates in a way when done slow it could resemble catching butterflies, but done fast was more like chopping someone's head off. Meg was doing a flying leap where she turned at switched her legs in the air kicking a pirate in the face. Brandi was doing a giant switch leap kicking two thugs.
Then a woman with close cut red hair and wearing a leather jacket leaped from the forest and joined the melee. She was on our side! The pirate scattered into the forest towards the Villa and the red headed woman had pinned Rain down.
"Ha!" she cried after a moment, holding up a metal chip, "I've taken out the mind control device!"
"But who are you?" Taylor asked.
"I'm Amelia Earhart."
Every one gasped.
Fiyero: I think we should pause here for a commercial break.
Elphaba and Meg: A COMMERCIAL BREAK?
Fiyero: yes! Today's Confusion and Dancing on a Deserted Dessert Island chapter has been brought to you today be the people at THE INFAMOUS GLARE OF DEATH MANUFACTORING COMPANY! Bringing you the Infamous Glare Of Death™ since 1776!
*Meg and Elphaba give Fiyero the Infamous Glare Of Death™*
Fiyero: SEE?
Dear People Reading This FanFiction, I, Jedi Annie Scrambler, do not own 1) Wicked, 2)RENT, 3) The Gallaghers', 4)Taylor, Brandi, Brad, Micheal, Renee, and Ryan. I would like to state that it is disputable wether I own Amelia Earhart because she is in a) The Gallagher Girl Books, b) the 39 Clues Books, c) The Percy Jackson Books, d) a lot of other things. So I ask the question here, WHY THE HECK DOES EVERY ONE LAY CLAIM TO AMELIA EARHART? SHE'S A GALLGHER AND A HALF BLOOD AND WHAT EVER YOU ARE IN THE 39 CLUES BOOKS? WHY?
Taylor: oh stop freaking out.
Brandi: Every one who reviews gets a cupcake!
