Hogwarts daily news part three

Good evening and welcome to Hogwarts Daily news part three.

There is still no news on Scabber's where-abouts and Ron is going mental. The red-head was seen eating his own socks and says he will not be sane until his Rat is returned safetly. Harry got drunk for the first time last night, unfortunalty it didn't look pretty and he passed out after his fifth pint. He is currently recovering in the Hospital wing. Dumbledore won the lottery last week and he bought himself a new sports car that cost £1,000000000008888888.967584646372.50p. New Emos, Hermione and Ginny egged Snape's office door while he was polishing his secret bunny slippers collection. Dobby is still missing. He was last seen driving his new sportscar around Hogsmeade and he headed for Horror lake but he didn't come back. Hogsmeade Poilce are searching the area around Horror lake to see if they can locate the Elf. The only thing they found so far was Voldemort's skeleton. He was eaten by Piranhas when he was fishing at Horror lake for Piranhas. They fear that the same thing could have happened to Dobby. The only thing we can do now is wait and hope. Also, several Hooligans had a party in Dobby's Apartment. They trashed it and stole all his stuff that he had bought with his Lottery money.

Draco Malfoy was arrested today for Brandishing the Dark mark in front of Muggles and frightening several Muggle Children who would problay have nightmares for years. He was sentenced to a life time sentence in Azkaban. And thats all we have time for but we will keep you up to date with the latest. Until then it's goodbye from me and the crew.