Short, sweet, and to the point. An Epilogue. Enjoy.
Kamui looked around. In his arms was the head of Fuuma, and he stared at it blankly.
*Okay...last I checked I was in Tokyo, holding Fuuma's head,* he thought. He paused, and looked around. *Now I'm surrounded by a lush forest. Huh. This...is odd.*
Suddenly, there was a rustling in the trees behind Kamui (of course BEHIND him, you can't reasonably startle someone from the front, CAN you?). Two girls, one with short, blond wavy hair and the other with long straight blue hair walked out from behind them.
"OH MY GOD HE'S HOLDING A SEVERED HEAD!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" screeched the blue haired one.
Kamui blinked, and looked at the head. He held it out towards her, grinning evilly. "You mean this?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THAT AWAY!!!"
While the girl was screeching, a little man with funky white-purply hair and a horn-shaped thing on his head appeared. "Dear God, this is the sorriest bunch of Magic Knights I've ever seen....."
"What did you call me?" asked Kamui.
"Magic Knights...."
The girl stopped her screeching and walked over. "Oh, this is the part where we introduce ourselves. I'm Umi."
"The blond smiled, "I'm Fuu-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed Kamui.
"No, Not Fuu-AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Just Fuu."
"................"
"Okay, great, we know each other....now to business. You three have been brought here to save Cephiro from-"
"Wait, he didn't say his name!" whined Umi.
"Oh....according to the script, his name is Hikaru," said Fuu, holding the MKR script in her hand. "Of course, according to this he has a braid and his hair is red too.....oh, and he's female too."
Umi looked at him, and then the script. "Mmm....ye Gods! You're right. Um, maybe he got switched with her somehow?"
Elsewhere.....
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"I *told* you I was a WOMAN!"
"But Kamui-"
"MY NAME IS HIKARU!!!! HI-KA-RU! *not* Kamui!!"
"But Dear, you look just like him," said Fuuma.
"Well, obviously you found something that was *not* congruent with your mental image of him."
"Well, the last time I molested the boy he most certainly did *not* have breasts!" cried Fuuma, outraged. "Oh, woe to me, I have lost my molestation doll!"
As Fuuma sobbed, Hikaru sneaked away, and ran outside. She flailed around, trying to get a taxi. "TAXIIIIIIIII!!!!"
A taxi cab pulled up. Hikaru was surprised when the cabbie pulled up and said, in a New York accent, "Sos, wheres ya wants ta go girlie?"
"Tokyo TOWER!!!"
Moments Later (Goodness, I LOVE the "Later" options.....)
A beam of light was seen exploding in front of Tokyo Tower for the second time in two days, and all time low (usually it's about five or so times a day), and there was a cry heard over the city.
Kamui was back in Tokyo.
END.
Cause dear GOD, it had to end.
Thanks for your patience and support! In the next month or so, Keep an eye out for "And Sorata Got Laid," brought to you by me, Tara-chan. You could think of it as a sequel, or you could think of it as more proposed hilarity. But I'm thinking you all shall love it. Toodles!
Kamui looked around. In his arms was the head of Fuuma, and he stared at it blankly.
*Okay...last I checked I was in Tokyo, holding Fuuma's head,* he thought. He paused, and looked around. *Now I'm surrounded by a lush forest. Huh. This...is odd.*
Suddenly, there was a rustling in the trees behind Kamui (of course BEHIND him, you can't reasonably startle someone from the front, CAN you?). Two girls, one with short, blond wavy hair and the other with long straight blue hair walked out from behind them.
"OH MY GOD HE'S HOLDING A SEVERED HEAD!!! AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" screeched the blue haired one.
Kamui blinked, and looked at the head. He held it out towards her, grinning evilly. "You mean this?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THAT AWAY!!!"
While the girl was screeching, a little man with funky white-purply hair and a horn-shaped thing on his head appeared. "Dear God, this is the sorriest bunch of Magic Knights I've ever seen....."
"What did you call me?" asked Kamui.
"Magic Knights...."
The girl stopped her screeching and walked over. "Oh, this is the part where we introduce ourselves. I'm Umi."
"The blond smiled, "I'm Fuu-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed Kamui.
"No, Not Fuu-AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Just Fuu."
"................"
"Okay, great, we know each other....now to business. You three have been brought here to save Cephiro from-"
"Wait, he didn't say his name!" whined Umi.
"Oh....according to the script, his name is Hikaru," said Fuu, holding the MKR script in her hand. "Of course, according to this he has a braid and his hair is red too.....oh, and he's female too."
Umi looked at him, and then the script. "Mmm....ye Gods! You're right. Um, maybe he got switched with her somehow?"
Elsewhere.....
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"I *told* you I was a WOMAN!"
"But Kamui-"
"MY NAME IS HIKARU!!!! HI-KA-RU! *not* Kamui!!"
"But Dear, you look just like him," said Fuuma.
"Well, obviously you found something that was *not* congruent with your mental image of him."
"Well, the last time I molested the boy he most certainly did *not* have breasts!" cried Fuuma, outraged. "Oh, woe to me, I have lost my molestation doll!"
As Fuuma sobbed, Hikaru sneaked away, and ran outside. She flailed around, trying to get a taxi. "TAXIIIIIIIII!!!!"
A taxi cab pulled up. Hikaru was surprised when the cabbie pulled up and said, in a New York accent, "Sos, wheres ya wants ta go girlie?"
"Tokyo TOWER!!!"
Moments Later (Goodness, I LOVE the "Later" options.....)
A beam of light was seen exploding in front of Tokyo Tower for the second time in two days, and all time low (usually it's about five or so times a day), and there was a cry heard over the city.
Kamui was back in Tokyo.
END.
Cause dear GOD, it had to end.
Thanks for your patience and support! In the next month or so, Keep an eye out for "And Sorata Got Laid," brought to you by me, Tara-chan. You could think of it as a sequel, or you could think of it as more proposed hilarity. But I'm thinking you all shall love it. Toodles!
