Jacob Black

1. Get him a cat and name it Edward

2. Tell him not to chase it

3. When he says I have to go the Bathroom tell him there's a tree outside

4. Give him a picture of Bella and Edward kissing

5. Then tell him he lost his girl to a corpse

6. Give him a chew toy for a birthday present

7. Ask him if he is related to Lassie

8. Throw a twig and say "Fetch!"

9. Ask if he wears a tick collar

10. Warn him to stay away from jewelry stores

11. When he says I'm running out of clothes take him Petsmart

12. When he says something nice to Edward give him a bone

13. When there's a full moon out say "Oh great Jacob's going to change."

14. Ask him if he can get rabies

15. Never use English around him

16. Bark instead

17. Tell him he runs a temp of 108 but Bella still doesn't find him hot

18. Tell him he's a heater

19. Tell him dogs make good pets, not good couples

20. Call him man's best friend

21. Destroy his car

22. Instead of getting Carlisle when he's sick get a vet

23. Check every night to see if he has ticks

24. Enter him in a dog show

25. Enroll him in a dog obedience school

26. When you see a girl allergic to dogs say to him "Don't go near her she's allergic to canines."

27. Get a dog bowl for him

28. When he sleeps over your house put newspaper on the ground

29. Ask hi if he chases his tail

30. Run while saying "I'M A CAT PERSON!"

FIN HE WAS FUN TO DO. I JUST PUT THAT UP FOR NO REASON