A/N - Wow how long as it been? I feel terrible for making all of you wait this long. Sadly this chapter is sorta short, but thats cause i'm working on my other story (SakuYond). I got alot fo reviews in the past few months so i decided that i'd not neglect this story. Forgive any grammer errors.


Sakura's green eyes widened almost to the size of saucers. 'Nice going…'

She was stiff, mind blank and not blinking. Oh how she screwed up big time. As she watched Sasuke's eyes travel around her face and cloak covered body. She momentarily thought of how much more handsome he was then a year ago.

Subconsciously her fingers rose to the edge of her hood, pulling it over her head.

Gaara questionably glanced toward her, 'Does she think by putting her hood back on he won't remember what he's saw?'

Sakura's lower lip quivered, her nerves where scattered everywhere, she wondered where her professional personality had drifted off to.

Sasuke was still in shock, black eyes wide. 'Sakura…'


Naruto was having a hard time comprehending that whole 'kid' thing. Maybe it was his slow brain or just the fact that Sakura had a kid that didn't look like her. He could only assume that Koji was the possible father, but the little girl didn't look like him either.

Koji had a pretty good idea what scenarios where playing out in Naruto's head, and because of this great opportunity he decided to milk it.

The green haired male waved his hand rather flamboyantly, "Oh yeah, her name is Lina, say 'Hi' to…Naruto, was it?"

The fox boy stared at the up coming little girl, as she bowed slightly.

"Isn't she adorable? I mean any kid from Sakura would be cute, eh? Who would have thought Sakura lost her virginity?" Koji continued acting quite colorfully.

Naruto's jaw fell rapidly to the ground, eyes twitching and mind racing.

The little girl tugged on Koji's cloak, "What is virginity?" she asked innocently.

The army, Koji, Naruto and all surrounding pedestrians seem to freeze in place, their expressions embarrassed and mortified.

Koji was the first to snap out of the phase as he giggled like a little school girl, "Well Lina, virginity is something that you don't have when you have a kid!" he gave a thumbs up.

Her mouth made an 'oh' and at which Naruto fell back anime style and the entire army sweat dropped.


"As entertaining as the uncomfortable silence, the staring contest and the glint of a long lost relationship in both your annoyingly excited yet terrifying eyes is, can we get a move on? The aura you both are emitting is extremely nauseating with just a hint of repulsive lust. I for one do not want to be around or in a hundred mile radius for that matter when both of you think it's the right time to bring your more then teammate feelings to the next level." The blood red haired Kazekage spoke nonchalant.

If looks could kill, Gaara would have been killed, reborn, tortured, healed, tortured, and killed again.

"He's right we should get a move on." Sakura gritted out.

Sasuke reducibly glanced but nodded, once he took them to the hotel, him and Sakura where going to have a very long talk.


"Why are you talking about Sakura's virginity to five year old?!" Naruto yelled.

"She isn't five." Koji answered as they reached the hotel.

"Whose kid is it really?"

"What makes you think I'm lying?"

Naruto twitched. He maybe stupid but not that stupid, "They look nothing alike! And she certainly doesn't look like you, so you can't be the father!"

Koji smirked, 'Father? This Naruto person keeps making this better and better.'

"Well Sakura wouldn't be my first, but I guess I wasn't hers either. Though those lushes lips, porcine skin, heavenly long legs and kawaii-round-breas—"

"Don't even finish that sentence!"

He laughed, eyes taking smile like shape.

"Gah! Stop it! Your worse the Jiraiya! Just go check in and disappear somewhere!"

The violet eyed man grinned, "Well when you see Sakura just tell her to find my room." He winked.

"Go! Go! Go!"


Moments after the little scene with Naruto and Koji; Sakura along with Sasuke and Gaara made it to the hotel.

The small army along with Koji and Lina all stood lazily in the lobby.

Sasuke stopped Sakura and turned her around to him, "I think we should talk."

She let her hood fall once again, and nodded, "I think we need to also…" she paused when Lina had run up to her, tugging on her cloak. A smile was plastered on her face.

Sakura's face lit up as she picked up the girl. Sasuke questionably wondered what the girl was to Sakura, he originally thought it was the daughter of the Priestess, but finding out Sakura was indeed the Priestess, the little girl couldn't be. Plus they looked nothing alike.

At this point Koji and Naruto at met up with Sakura, Lina and Sasuke. The Uchiha glared at the green haired man, remembering the first and last day he saw him with Sakura.

"What is it Lina, why are you so excited?" Sakura asked, seeing how happy the girl was.

Lina's eyes lit up, "Am I getting a little sister or brother?!" she asked.

The circle of four silently stood. Sasuke paled.

"W-what Lina? Who said that??" Sakura asked dazed.

The two toned eyed girl giggled, "Koji said that you don't have your virginity anymore and when you don't have your virginity anymore that means your going to have a baby!"

Sakura could have died right there. Even taking on all the members of Akatsuki would be better then this.

Sasuke twitched uncontrollably, grinding his teeth.

Naruto seemed to fall back.

Koji became extremely red, scratching the back of his head.

Sakura put Lina down and faced Koji. "He did, did he Lina?" she walked slowly towards him, while he moved back.

"No-now Sakura I t-think we need to—"

"Oh no, what I think we need to do is have a little fist to face action."

"F-fist to f-f-ace action…" he lifted his hands defensively.

She sprinted, knocking him to the floor, and punching him so many times, the army, Sasuke, Lina and Naruto lost count.

After her little beat down, she turned back to Sasuke, walking close to him she reached out for his collar, smashing her lips on his.

Sasuke could feel her smirk against his lips, as she lightly pushed him off her.

Sakura turned back around, catching both Lina's hand and Koji surprised and overly jealous expression.

Smiling innocently she walked right past him, since he was still on the floor and leaving Sasuke to shocked to even move.

She quickly made her way to a carpet covered stair case and started to slowly walk up it. For a moment she turned her face to the side, letting her green eyes melt into their orchid color, "And for all of your information…I am indeed a virgin."


Hmm - I tried to make it funny. Not so sure if it worked. Plz review.