Alrighty, sorry I haven't updated in awhile, but I've got three other fanfictions and one story on fictionpress. So there's my excuse. Alright,
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans
Beastboy pulled back the large rubber band as an ox, hooking it on a large, metal hook. He gave a mischievous laugh, picking up a pink water balloon.
"What are you doing?" The sudden voice made Beastboy jump, almost dropping the balloon but catching it at the last second. The green teenager turned to see Raven standing behind him with her usual emotionless expression.
"Please tell me this isn't another rediculous prank." Raven said. "Okay, it's not a rediculous prank. It's a great one!" Beastboy laughed again, and Raven rolled her eyes.
"Okay, check it out." Beastboy began to explain. "Remember how Cyborg put red dye in my shampoo and I turned brown for two days? Well sister it's pay back time!" Beastboy pulled out blue prints for his prank.
"I give you the Beastboy insta-lube nine thousand!" Beastboy grinned. "See, when crome dome walks around the corner, his foot tugs the string. The string trips the lever, the lever releases the mother of all rubber bands," Beastboy curled up the blue prints. "Which sends a balloon full of motor oil right at him and vwoosh! Pretty clever, eh?" Beastboy wiggled his eyebrows.
"... You're a genius." Raven said, her voice thick with sarcasm. "Just a little clean dirty fun." Beastboy set the balloon in the rubber band just before he heard someone walking down the hallway and grabbed Raven, dragging her around the corner.
"Here he comes!" Beastboy said in a whisper. "I do not think-" Beastboy cut Raven off with a shush. "But what if-" "Shh!" Beastboy interrupted again.
"Why are we hiding?" Cyborg asked from behind the two. "Sh- huh?" Beastboy screamed, turning around to see the large robotic teen. "Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!" Beastboy said frantically. "I can't?" Cyborg raised his one eyebrow.
"If you're you, then who's..." Beastboy turned to see Starfire walking around the corner, tripping the trip wire. Beastboy ran around the corner just as the balloon was flung. "NO!" Beastboy yelled, chasing after the balloon but not being able to get to it in time, stopping and watching it hit Starfire in the face.
Starfire fell, her face and hair now coated in motor oil. "Starfire!" Beastboy ran up to her. "You okay?" Cyborg asked as he and Raven ran up to her.
"This is punishment..? I did something wrong..?" Starfire asked, her eyes opening. "You didn't," Raven looked over at Beastboy. "He did." She said.
Beastboy smiled sheepishly. "Star- it was- you weren't supposed to... Uh... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every three thousand miles." Beastboy joked, laughing nervously.
"On my planet, we have a name for those who do such terrible things!" Starfire said angrily, rising from the ground. "You are a... a... CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!" Starfire exploded. "I'm a what bag..?" Beastboy asked, backing up.
"You heard the lady." Cyborg said. "You are such a clorbag." Raven said, shaking her head. "Come on you guys, can't anybody take a joke?" Beastboy said, and just after he spoke lightning struck.
"Titans! Trouble!" Robin said, walking from the other side of the hallway. "Aw but it's just getting to the good part!" Scar said from around the corner. Beastboy turned to Scar. "Why didn't you tell me Starfire was comming?!" Beastboy asked.
"For revenge." Scar answered with a shrug. "What did I ever do to you?!" Beastboy asked. Scar walked over to him. "You threw out. My. Steak." Scar's eye twitched slightly as he glared at Beastboy, who gave a nervous laugh before retreating behind Cyborg.
Scar watched as two people blocked the bridge. One was short and had yellow skin, wearing a shirt with a lightning bolt on it. The other was tall and had blue skin, wearing a shirt that had clouds on it.
"Hate to break it to ya," Robin said from ontop of a semi truck that the yellow one had just used electricity to carve a lightning bolt into. "But you've got a bad sense of humor." Robin said. "This ends. Now." Robins eyes narrowed.
"No one gives orders to thunder and lightning!" The smaller one, Lightning, said, shooting a bolt of electricity at the titans. They all jumped above it as the bolt hit the semi, causing a large explosion of light.
Starfire came at Lightning, shooting green blasts of energy at him. Lightning jumped back, avoiding the blast and shooting his own at her. THe two ran parrallel from one another, shooting at each other.
Lightning shot the area in front of Starfire, making her stop just before he hit her, sending her back. Scar suddenly landed behind Lightning, swinging his sword at him.
Lightning jumped over the sword, putting his hand on the blade and using it as a conductor as he let out electricity through it, and the electrity went straight to Scar. Scar yelled as he was coated in electricity, collasping. "Ha! No one challedges Lightning and wins!" Lightning gloated.
But just as Lightning turned to walk away, Scar grabbed his leg, transfering the electricity back to Lightning. "GAH!" Lightning jumped back and out of Scars grip. The electricity shot off of Lightning, and he growled.
"No one uses Lightnings own power against him. "Well that's odd, because I just did." Scar said, slowly getting to his feet and picking up his sword. He was wincing, though the burn marks that coated his body slowly healed. "What?! How did you survive that?!" Lightning asked in shock.
"Next time you wanna try to kill me, use silver." Scar said, standing to his full height. He stood over Lightning, grinning. Lightning growled, jumping back and shooting a blast of lightning at Scar, who side stepped it before running at the force of nature with great speed, quickly closing the distance between them and hitting Lightning with his forearm, sending him flying back into an empty car.
Cyborg stood grapaling with the big one, Thunder. Thunder pulled back one arm, making a ball of blue energy in it. Cyborg pulled back his own arm, the arm turning into a cannon and glowing.
They both growled, slamming their attacks together and causing a massive shock wave that sent them both flying through the air. Thunder, unlike Cyborg, landed on a cloud and flew at Robin, his hands glowing blue again.
He shot a blast at Robin, who jumped over it and landed on the edge of the bridge. Thunder quickly shot another one, which Robin managed to cartwheel away from. He then ducked over another blast before jumping over another.
The blast broke a support rope, and Robin jumped onto it as it swung around towards Thunder. Robin landed behind Thunder, grabbing him and throwing him into the air.
Thunder landed next to Scar, who was busy avoiding bolts of electricity. Scar looked over in surprise when Thunder landed, and Lightning pulled back his arm, preparing to fire.
But just before he could, a car incased in black energy hit him, sending him into another car. Thunder stood, swinging at Scar, who ducked under the punch and grabbed Thunder by the arm, turning and throwing the large force of nature into a car.
Thunder growled, climbing to his feet. "No one's stregth matches that of Thunder!" Thunder pulled back his arms, clapping and msking a sonic boom. "Gah!" Scar grabbed his ears, blood coming from them. His inhanced hearing had lead to his downfall.
Thunder grinned, running forward and slamming his fist into Scar's abdomen, sending him flying off the bridge. "Son of a bitch!" Scar yelled as he fell, the word 'bitch' being drawn on as he fell. It ended when a loud splash was heard. Blackfire quickly flew after him.
Raven kicked at Lightning, who blocked with his arms in an X position. When the kicking finally stopped, Lightning drew back one arm, yellow energy with sparks jumping around it forming in his hand. Before Raven could block or dodge, he blasted her square in the chest, sending her hurtling into one of the support ropes.
Before Lightning could do anything else, a large green panda bear came up behind him, grabbing him in a bear hug. "Gah!" Lightning let off electricity, zapping the bear, making it switch between Beastboy and the panda.
Lightning knocked Beastboy off. "Your powers are strong, but mine are stronger!" Lightning gloated as Beastboy slammed into a pile of rubble, rubbing his head.
Beastboy groaned before looking up, seeing Thunder standing over him. "Your powers of the animal are impressive green one." Thunders hands glowed blue as balls of energy incased them. "Rise so we may do battle!" Thunder ordered.
"Why are you doing this?" Beastboy asked. "Because it is not sporting to attack an unready opponent." Thunder answered. "No, why are you wrecking everything?" Beastboy asked, now standing in front of Thunder.
"Uh... Because, it is amusing." Thunder answered, looking around nervously. "Do they look amused?" Beastboy gestured to the citizens behind him, who were cowering in fear. "I..." Thunder trailed off.
"This isn't funny!" Beastboy said, and Thunder dropped his fists, the energy fadding from them. "It's wrong!" Beastboy said. Thunder looked ashamed, when suddenly a bolt of lightning hit Beastboy sending him away from Thunder. Lightning landed next to Thunder.
"Ah the thrill of victory!" Lightning shook his fist with a grin, putting his arm around Thunder. "Come Thunder! Let us go seek more amusment!" Lightning said excitedly, and his lower half turned into a lightning bolt as Thunders turned into a cloud. The two flew off.
"Ugh..." Beastboy sat up, his hair sticking up. "Well, that was a shock." He joked to a passing by Starfire, who replied with a "hmph." and floated away from him. "Soo... I'm guessing you're still mad?" Beastboy asked, climbing to his feet.
Blackfire flew up from the water, carrying Scar, who was coughing up water. "Stupid thunder and lightning bullcrap..." Scar muttered as Blackfire set him down against a car.
"Okay team, we have to find those guys before they do anymore damage. Cyborg," Robin pointed to Cyborg. "You and Raven search the West Side." Robin pointed to Scar. "You and Blackfire search the East." He said. "I'll search downtown. Beastboy, you and Starfire search from the skies."
Starfire turned away from Beastboy, crossing her arms with another "Hmph." BEastboy raised his hand. "Uh... Maybe Cyborg could come with me instead..?" He asked. "... Cyborg can't fly." Robin said, arching a brow at Beastboy. "Oh... Right..." Beastboy said, and Cyborg grabbed his cheek. "Have a nice flight my little Clorbag."
in an explosion of light, Thunder and Lightning stood in the middle of a plaza. Lightning grinned. "Magnificent! We can make much mischief here!" He said excitedly, rubbing his hands together and blasting a ball of rock, sending it rolling into large blocks of rock, sending them falling like dominoes.
"Brother! Did you see that?" Lightning laughed, rubbing his hands together. Thunder looked slightly concerned. Lightning looked over at him, and he too looked concerned. "Something troubles you?" He asked.
"The green ones words... He says our fun is... Wrong." Thunder looked down as he spoke. Lightning remained silent for a moment before laughing. "Wrong?" He laughed, smacking Thunder on the back playfully. "He speaks nonsense brother! How can such amusment be wrong?" Lightning said, his arm around Thunder.
"The fun is only beginning."
Welp, that's the chapter. DOn't have much else to say soo...
XWolf26, out
