Why doth the running bear
Eat deer?
Or rather, the deer are the ones who are running
Sorry about that
But the point is, why do animals eat each other
When it doth bring nothing but harm to the other
I don't know
You don't know
We're all Goofy Goobers yeah
I mean, we don't know.
Because of tradition
The bear doth eat the running deer
Because his fathers and grandfathers doth did that
And the deer doth get eaten
Because his fathers and grandfathers doth got eaten
Although not before reproducing
By the way, if the deer and the bear each had fathers, plural
Does that mean they had two dads?
That's pretty neat
But what if
Just for a moment
The bears and the deer didn't eat and get eaten, respectively
And instead they made love with each other?
We'd have deer-bear animals
That would be cool.
