Why doth the running bear

Eat deer?

Or rather, the deer are the ones who are running

Sorry about that

But the point is, why do animals eat each other

When it doth bring nothing but harm to the other

I don't know

You don't know

We're all Goofy Goobers yeah

I mean, we don't know.

Because of tradition

The bear doth eat the running deer

Because his fathers and grandfathers doth did that

And the deer doth get eaten

Because his fathers and grandfathers doth got eaten

Although not before reproducing

By the way, if the deer and the bear each had fathers, plural

Does that mean they had two dads?

That's pretty neat

But what if

Just for a moment

The bears and the deer didn't eat and get eaten, respectively

And instead they made love with each other?

We'd have deer-bear animals

That would be cool.