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The new kid of Elmore

Hobo: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST FANFIC I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE. Class today we have a new SPOLIER!

There's this new kid named Danny who looks like a ghost. He meets up with a cat, a fish, and an actual ghost. But he soon finds out that the fish and cat both know karate. I took karate once, I kept getting hurt so I quit.

But then school ends and then it starts to rain. But the cats mother finds him and lets him stay the night at their house. I wish someone would let me stay at their house when it rains, THE RAIN IS COLD!

He then has to face the Karate Wieners. I can take those guys, all you have to do is eat them.

So after they finish all the karate Danny goes on their computer to email his family. Then he heads down stairs and the phone rings. So he decides to answer it and its the ghost girl and she's like 'I think I have a crush on the new kid.' Danny was shocked. So he decided to imitate the cat and says 'Why do you say that?' 'Because he doesn't mock me and he said we can hang out.'

So he hangs up and tells everyone it was a wrong number in the cats voice then went to sleep.

The next day they go to school and this cloud girl was all over Danny. As soon as they go inside the school they all go to the bathroom at the same time. For some reason.

Then he meets up with a balloon and a robot. And there both jealous that the new kid is a chick magnet. While that was happening the ghost girl floats over to the cat and finds out that Danny was the one she was talking to that night. Then the peanut girl picks up the cat and walks away...for some reason.

Then a few hours later Danny and the cat both got detention. Then some guys throw a stink bomb at them, but Danny throws it out the window and saves them both.

So the cat, the fish, the peanut, and the sister of one of guys who threw the stink bomb go on a double date. And it turns out Danny is being paid 100 dollars working as a waiter. *GASP* with that kind of money I could buy a refrigerator box.

So then the cloud girl appears with her family at the restaurant and sees that Danny is giving them food on the house that she decides to prank them. So she puts a fork on the floor and it made the waiter trip...for some reason, on the cat which caused his dessert landed on her. Then she leaves.

But it turns out that the dress she was wearing was her mom's and now she can't see him anymore. Poor guy.

So the next day he decides to hide in his locker to get out of class...for some reason. Then at lunch time the cat and Danny decided to not to be friends anymore. Meanwhile the fish decided to play hide and seek with a banana so he hides in the garbage can. HEY! GET OUT OF MY HOME!

Then the next day the group finds out that the guys who threw the stink bomb got the cat and Danny sick. So they decide to get them back by giving them diarrhea...for some reason.

Then Danny shows up and learns that Penny sold her dress and got money off it. So they decide to help Danny become friends with the cat again. And there both friends again.

After that Danny goes to the park with both the ghost and the cloud. And while the ghost gets her clip the cloud kisses Danny making her really depressed that she floated home. WHY DID YOU DO THAT CLOUD LADY? THE GHOST REALLY LIKES THIS BOY!

The next day he goes on the bus and finds out that has to choose to either sit with the cloud or the ghost. But then his friends save the day and he goes over to them.

Then while in the hallway he passes out and his friends take him to the nurses office. Carrie then decides to stay with him then is like 'I love you Danny.' 'What?' 'Uhhh hi!'

Then he tells her that he feels the same way and they kiss each other. Wait how would that work? Wouldnt she just go right through him?

But it turns out that she learned a new ghost ability by kissing him. That can make her touch things without going through them...…Ok I'll go with that I guess.

So then they eat and then head to class. Then the teacher is like 'What are you doing here? I sent you to detention.' I was at the nurse office.' 'That just gives you another detention.' 'He was sick you baboon!' (Whole class) 'GASP' 'You just got yourself a detention as well.'

So they go to detention and Danny then goes to sleep while the ghost kisses him. But what she didn't know was that the cloud was watching her. It was on.

While that was happening the fish and cat walk up to the T-rex and the fish is like 'My friend wants to-' 'NOOOO DONT DO IT.' 'Fight you!' 'I accept your challenge!' (she said before leaving) 'YOU SON OF A BITCH!'

So the next day a battle is about to start and its T-rex vs. Kitty. TAKING ALL BETS PEOPLE! TAKING ALL BETS!

And as the fight goes on the cat wins the fight. DAMNIT!

But it turns out that the t-rex landed on Danny and they take him to the hospital. And after a few hours his family arrives and the doctor is like 'I'm sorry but your son will never walk again.' 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Then the cloud argues with the ghost and is like 'This is all your fault! Stay away from him or else.' 'Or else what?' 'Or else I'll tell everyone your losing your emo personality. You'll lose everything.' 'Oh no your right! Ok I'll stay away.'

The next day everyone is making fun of Danny while his friends defend him from them. But as the day passes he finds the ghost and tries to talk to her but she floats away from him 'WAIT COME BACK!' but it's no use. However he finds out that the cloud is blackmailing the ghost.

As Danny goes home he calls the fish and is like 'Hey whats up?' 'Nothing. My brother got a kiss. No biggie.' 'What do you mean no biggie can't you understand love.' 'I cant understand anything.' (looks at the author of the story) Really? You think that's funny? No! This is funny (Rides on a unicycle while juggling but falls off and hurts his leg) Pfff...Aahhh...Pfff...Ahhh...Pfff...Ahh.

So the next day the fish and cat go over to the cloud girl and distract her while Danny went looking for the ghost. But then he decides to go to the nurses office...for some reas- WHY ARE THEY DOING THESE THINGS?

But it turns out that he can actually walk after his legs were crushed by a t-rex...…...…...…...works for me.

So he decides to look for the ghost but finds out that she is with the cloud. Then when he gets to her the cloud her tries to get her out of the picture. But he like 'I love this ghost and no matter what you say I wont feel the same about you.' the cloud floats away crying a storm.

Then the ghost comes up to her and the cloud is like 'What do you want?' 'Wanna be friends.' 'Ok.'

So they float back to Danny and they forgive each other. And everyone is happy.

This is the hobo saying (pulls up a paper cup) CHANGE?! YA GOT CHANGE?! AW C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? C'MON, CHANGE!

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