Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter x Hunter or Chicago in any way shape or form. I am merely using the characters and songs for entertainment purposes.


Note: This song is for the Spider Troupe. The original song is "Cell Block Tengo" from Chicago. Even if you don't know the song it's still a good read.


Spider Troupe Tango

Chrollo: And now the six main murderers of my spider troupe in their rendition of the Spider Troupe Tango!

Troupe: (Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!

(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!

(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!

(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!


They had it comin', they had it comin'

They only had themselves to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

You would realize that we are not tame


(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!


Pakunoda (ghostly): You know how people have these little grudges that get you down?

Like Kurapika!

Kurapika tried to get revenge. No, not try, fail!


Well I come back this one day

And I'm really irritated

And looking for a little sympathy,

And there's Kurapika

Sittin' on a box, lookin' for Danchou and, trying,

No, not trying, failing!

So, I said to him, I said

"Kurapika, you bother us one more time" and he attacked


So I took my shotgun out of the holster

And I fired some memory shots into my friends


Troupe: They had it comin', they had it comin'

They only had themselves to blame

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

You would realize that we are not tame


Shalnark: I met Chrollo Lucifer from Meteor City many years ago

And he told me he was single, we hit it off right away

So, we started thieving together


We'd go to work, we'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd make a plan.

It was like heaven with many, many robberies

And then I found out, single he told me

Single, my ass!

Not only did he have a partner, oh no, he had a whole troupe

One of those Spiders, you know


So that night, when we came home from work

I fixed him his drink, as usual

You know, some thieves can really hold their arsenic (Looks at Chrollo admiringly)


Troupe: We saw it comin', we saw it comin'

He tried to poison our Danchou

And then he joined us, and now he loves us

There is murder and there is crime


Feitan: Now, I'm hangin' in the kitchen

I'm carvin' up people for pleasure

Minding my own business

And in storms the rest of the troupe in a jealous rage

"You been havin' fun without us" they said

They were crazy and they kept on screamin'

"You been havin' fun without us"

Then my victim ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times


Troupe: If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

You would realize that we are not tame


Nobunaga: (Complains about something dumb for an unnecessarily long period of time, but hey, what can you do?)

Machi: Yeah, but did you do it?

Nobunaga: Uh huh. Soooo guilty.


Machi: My client, Hisoka and I had this appointment

And Hisoka battled and had his arm cut off

He was the last patient of the day

I did 20 stitches in a row

One two three four five, thin, strong nen

Glittering, beautiful one right after the other

Well, the night after the fight

We were in his hotel near the Arena

The two of us talkin' and havin' a few laughs

And then he hit on me

So I went out to get air


I leave the hotel, open the door

There's two new people and they used

Line seventeen "did you fall from heaven"


Well, I was in such a state of rage, I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead


They had it comin', they had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

I didn't do it, but if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?


They had it comin'

Troupe: We saw it comin'

Machi: They had it comin'

Troupe: We saw it comin'

Machi: They had it comin' all along

Troupe: He tried to poison our Danchou

Machi: I didn't do it,

Troupe: And then he joined us

Machi: but if I'd done it

Troupe: and now he loves us

Machi: How could you tell me that I was wrong?

(Troupe: There is murder and there is crime)


Shizuku: I battled Pike the dumbass longer than I could ever know,

He was a real special ant, unintelligent, a moron

But he was troubled, he was always trying to prove himself

He liked shooting spider webs out of his anus

And on the way he trapped me, Blinky, my shirt, and my pants


I guess you could say I won because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead


Troupe: The dirty ant, ant, ant, ant, ant

The dirty ant, ant, ant, ant, ant


They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along (they had it comin' all along)

Because we used them (Because we used them)

And we abused them (And we abused them)

How could you tell us that we were wrong?


They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They only had themselves to blame (They only had themselves to blame)

If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)

if you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it)

You would realize that we are not tame


Kurapika, you bother us one more time

Single my ass

Ten times

(Complaining)

Number seventeen "Did you fall from heaven"

Artistic differences


You would realize that we are not tame