Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter x Hunter or Chicago in any way shape or form. I am merely using the characters and songs for entertainment purposes.
Note: This song is for the Spider Troupe. The original song is "Cell Block Tengo" from Chicago. Even if you don't know the song it's still a good read.
Spider Troupe Tango
Chrollo: And now the six main murderers of my spider troupe in their rendition of the Spider Troupe Tango!
Troupe: (Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!
(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!
(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!
(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
You would realize that we are not tame
(Paku) Fail! (Shal) Troupe! (Feitan) Stab! (Nobu) Uh huh, (Machi) Arena, (Shizuku) Dumbass!
Pakunoda (ghostly): You know how people have these little grudges that get you down?
Like Kurapika!
Kurapika tried to get revenge. No, not try, fail!
Well I come back this one day
And I'm really irritated
And looking for a little sympathy,
And there's Kurapika
Sittin' on a box, lookin' for Danchou and, trying,
No, not trying, failing!
So, I said to him, I said
"Kurapika, you bother us one more time" and he attacked
So I took my shotgun out of the holster
And I fired some memory shots into my friends
Troupe: They had it comin', they had it comin'
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
You would realize that we are not tame
Shalnark: I met Chrollo Lucifer from Meteor City many years ago
And he told me he was single, we hit it off right away
So, we started thieving together
We'd go to work, we'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd make a plan.
It was like heaven with many, many robberies
And then I found out, single he told me
Single, my ass!
Not only did he have a partner, oh no, he had a whole troupe
One of those Spiders, you know
So that night, when we came home from work
I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know, some thieves can really hold their arsenic (Looks at Chrollo admiringly)
Troupe: We saw it comin', we saw it comin'
He tried to poison our Danchou
And then he joined us, and now he loves us
There is murder and there is crime
Feitan: Now, I'm hangin' in the kitchen
I'm carvin' up people for pleasure
Minding my own business
And in storms the rest of the troupe in a jealous rage
"You been havin' fun without us" they said
They were crazy and they kept on screamin'
"You been havin' fun without us"
Then my victim ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
Troupe: If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
You would realize that we are not tame
Nobunaga: (Complains about something dumb for an unnecessarily long period of time, but hey, what can you do?)
Machi: Yeah, but did you do it?
Nobunaga: Uh huh. Soooo guilty.
Machi: My client, Hisoka and I had this appointment
And Hisoka battled and had his arm cut off
He was the last patient of the day
I did 20 stitches in a row
One two three four five, thin, strong nen
Glittering, beautiful one right after the other
Well, the night after the fight
We were in his hotel near the Arena
The two of us talkin' and havin' a few laughs
And then he hit on me
So I went out to get air
I leave the hotel, open the door
There's two new people and they used
Line seventeen "did you fall from heaven"
Well, I was in such a state of rage, I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
I didn't do it, but if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it comin'
Troupe: We saw it comin'
Machi: They had it comin'
Troupe: We saw it comin'
Machi: They had it comin' all along
Troupe: He tried to poison our Danchou
Machi: I didn't do it,
Troupe: And then he joined us
Machi: but if I'd done it
Troupe: and now he loves us
Machi: How could you tell me that I was wrong?
(Troupe: There is murder and there is crime)
Shizuku: I battled Pike the dumbass longer than I could ever know,
He was a real special ant, unintelligent, a moron
But he was troubled, he was always trying to prove himself
He liked shooting spider webs out of his anus
And on the way he trapped me, Blinky, my shirt, and my pants
I guess you could say I won because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead
Troupe: The dirty ant, ant, ant, ant, ant
The dirty ant, ant, ant, ant, ant
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (they had it comin' all along)
Because we used them (Because we used them)
And we abused them (And we abused them)
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They only had themselves to blame (They only had themselves to blame)
If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)
if you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it)
You would realize that we are not tame
Kurapika, you bother us one more time
Single my ass
Ten times
(Complaining)
Number seventeen "Did you fall from heaven"
Artistic differences
You would realize that we are not tame
