Me: You people ask fast XD I can't keep up! But here we go anyway!
FunnyPicklesAreAwesome: Austin- How do you feel when someone makes googoo eyes at Ally?
Austin: Jealous.
Me: …Whoa that answer came easily.
Trish: Dez hypnotized Austin and Ally to answer every question truthfully without complaining.
Me: Awesome! Thanks Dez!
Dez: But they won't remember each other's answers.
Me: Darn.
Grace Guest (Guest): Grace Guest:Austin and Ally: I dare you guys to kiss for 20 seconds. Trish and Dez: I dare you guys to kiss for 1 minute. Kira: what do you LOVE about Austin? Dallas: do you want to break up with Brooke? Val: do you really think the stray kitties aren't famous because they don't have "one b
Me: …Uh why is the question cut off?
Guy: Oh yeah, that was an error. She repeated her question so just wait.
Me: Got it. Oh by the way guys, meet my assistant Billy.
Billy: Hey everyone!
Me: Now get out of my spotlight.
EnvyNV: Lock the room for this question! Austin, do u like Ally as a girlfriend? Ally, do u like Austin as a boyfriend? No loopholes, no 'as a friend' crap, nothing except Auslly!
Austin: Yes.
Ally: Yes.
Me: DEZ YOU ARE AWESOME.
Dez: :)
Grace Guest (Guest): Grace Guest:Austin and Ally: I dare you (and you need to do this) to kiss for 20 seconds. Trish and Dez: I dare you (and you need to do this) to kiss for a minute. Dallas: do you want to break up with Brooke? Kira: what do you LOVE about Austin? Val: have you ever considered to find singers that are as good as Ally? Megan: would you ever want to kiss Nelson?
Me: Oh there we go! Thanks Grace! (reads question) :) Hey will the hypnotism work?
Dez: Yup.
Austin and Ally: (lean in)
Dez: (sneezes)
Austin and Ally: (snap out of hypnotism) What just… (realize they're about to kiss) AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: DEZ!
Dez: I forgot I made the trigger a sneeze!
Me: …Wait isn't Austin still on the bus while Ally's here?
Billy: Soooo they would've kissed the computer screen anyway…
Me: Darn… But wait! The second part is Trish and Dez… AND THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM :)
Dez and Trish: O_O NO! PLEASE NO!
Me: Do it. Now.
Dez: (looks at Trish nervously)
Trish: (holds back barf)
Trez: (kiss for five seconds, pull apart gagging)
Me: :O :D Kira answer the question.
Kira: LOVE about Austin? Well um… his singing I guess?
Austin: Aww thanks Kira!
Me: Austin you better be careful, I have things on tape that you really don't want to hear.
Austin: O.o
[A/N: I just realized that I've been using the word tape XD For those of you who don't know what it is, it's what came before discs ;)]
Me: Dallas answer.
Dallas: Why would I dump Brooke? She's pretty and sweet.
Austin: (mumbling) Debatable.
Dallas: ?
Val: …No, I haven't considered finding singers as good as Ally. That would be why I, I dunno, HIRED ALLY?! Pay attention!
Megan: Ok next question!
Me: Uh, I don't think so. There was one more part to that.
Megan: (chuckles) There was? I didn't notice…
Me: Answer.
Megan: Ummm no.
Me: …Really?
Megan: (blushes) Yes.
Me: Dez get your watch.
Megan: Wait what?
Dez: (hypnotizes Megan)
Megan: Yes.
Me: Thank you :)
ArmyStrong213: OH! I HAVE ONE! I know Dallas has a girlfriend, but I dare (BLEEEEEP)! MWAHAHAHA! I bet Austin will get jelly! :)
Ally: Was that another censor…?
Me: Yes, this person said something simply horrifying.
Dallas: Gross, what did she say?
Me: She… (whispers to Dallas and Ally)
Dallas and Ally: She dared us to kiss?!
[A/N: Sorry if you're a boy! D:]
Me: DON'T SAY THAT ON HERE! That type of language is not allowed.
Billy: (bursts into laughter)
Austin: (mumbles something)
Me: Ok THAT language is definitely not allowed, Austin.
Austin: (mumbles more)
Ally: (laughs) Ok but Dallas and I don't actually have to kiss right?
Billy: Can't disappoint the fans.
Me: :O But… but…
Billy: You said it, not me.
Me: …Fine… kiss…
Ally and Dallas: (look at each other, blush slightly, lean in)
Me: (snaps fingers)
Dallas: (is teleported onto the tour bus)
Billy: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Me: Oops, how did that happen?
Ally: (mumbles something) Auslly shippers…
Me: Stop it with the language.
Ally: I said stupid…
Me: Oh. Sorry.
Austin: (smiles, satisfied)
daddysgirl11: Val, that was supposed to be an insult. Have you not seen what you did to those poor girls? Ally's so lucky to be away from you. Okay, this one's for Ally. Why'd you chance your style so much from season one to season two?
Val: (glares)
Ally: Oh, um, I changed it because-
Dez: (hypnotizes Ally)
Ally: I changed it to impress Austin.
Me: Dez you are my hero.
Austin: (blushes hard)
Irishgirl143xxx: Austin would u take ally to ireland on a date IF u were goin out *smirks*Ps: I WILL ALWAYS SHIP AUSLLY :D
Austin: Date in Ireland…? Uh… I dunno… I'd probably just take her to the movies or something-
Dez: (hypnotizes Austin)
Austin: Unless she specifically asked to go to Ireland.
Me: …Well not the best ever, but whatever.
WinterFairy7337: I think I'll ask Megan a question this time (she's a fun character on the show): What are your thoughts on the Auslly relationship? (sorry for a repetitive question, I can't think of any good ones right now...).
Megan: I think it's TOTES ADORABLE! Austin Moon dating his songwriter? It's perfect!
Austin and Ally: (blush) We aren't dating.
Me: Did you un-hypnotize all three of them?
Dez: I had to sneeze…
PurpleKitty18: Hey Austin, who do you thinks prettier, kira or ally?
Austin: Oh uh… That's um… tough question… I'd say they're about even…
Me: …Is that allowed?
Billy: Yes.
Me: Why did I let you in here anyway? You just ruin everything.
Billy: Eh.
[A/N: PurpleKitty ask that question again, I have a plan for it but I can't use it this chapter :P]
Aussly (Guest): Aussly:Hey! AUSTIN THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU AND ALLY! DO YOU TWO LIKE EACH OTHER? AND BE HOUNEST! Sorry If misspelled
Me: :D I'm so happy I can ignore the typos :P
Austin and Ally: Definitely.
Austin: As friends.
Ally: (blushes) Um… yeah. Friends. :)
Ausllylover777 (Guest): Ausllylover777:Fine austin, I guess that's considered an apology. Author: please bring Elliot in the story :), and as for you... AUSTIN, if you were on a island and u could only bring one person to survive, who would it be? *cough* Ally *cough*
Me: As much as I'd love to bring Elliot in, I can't really until I get the key to unlock the door and let Val out because I have too many people. Plus I'd rather bring Cassidy, cuz that makes more Auslly oppurtunities ;)
Austin and Ally: Yeah. Wait what?!
Me: Austin answer.
Austin: One person for the island… Oh that's easy! I would totally bring…
Me, Kira, Ally, and Dez: (look at Austin, intrigued)
Austin: Dougie the Dolphin.
Me, Kira, Ally, and Dez: What?!
Billy: Believable.
Me: You aren't fun…
Billy: I know :)
Natalia (Guest): Natalia:Sorry Kira! I said u were the same! U r SUPER PRETTY THO! Even though you've been in a couple episodes, ur like my relationship role model :p anyways, dez and Kira: kiss... Now... Please :) OR TRISH AND DEZ MWAHAHAHAHA
Kira: Aw thanks! Sorry I got upset :) (reads the question) I am no longer sorry…
Dez: Yeah, and, besides, I can't kiss her, I'm on the bus and she isn't… (chuckles nervously)
Me: Then kiss Trish.
Dez: Again?! No! Do your finger-snappy-thingy and get Kira on this bus NOW.
Me: (laughs, snaps fingers)
Kira: (trades positions with Dallas)
Dallas: Finally.
Dez and Kira: (blush, kiss for like a split-second)
Me: Finally, Dera. (snaps fingers, trades Kira and Dallas again)
Dallas: Oh come on!
Me: Yeah, I'd rather have Kira out here than you. Dally shippers are too common…
hmmm (Guest): hmmm:This question is for *drumroll* Elliot! 1. What did you think when you first met Ally? And none of that I said you baskets were unbe-weavable stuff 2. Do you like Ally as more than a friend? 3. What do you feel about Auslly (Austin and Ally) and Dally (Dallas and Ally)? P.s. make Elliot single
Me: But um… Elliot isn't here…
Elliot: (walks in) Is this the bathroom?
Me: NO DO NOT-
Door: (slams)
Me: -.- Elliot answer the question.
Elliot: What ques… (looks up) Oh. Ok uh… 1: She was a bit dorky, but funny. 2: I used to, but I think she's better with Austin.
Me, Ally, and Austin: (look intrigued)
Elliot: 3: Auslly I think is great. Dally is…a bit unbe-weave-able for them to date.
Me: -.-
Elliot: What? He/she said I couldn't make the comment about meeting Ally, so I had to get it in SOMEWHERE.
Me: Fair enough. Ok so that's all the questions… I guess you can ask Elliot questions now… as long as it isn't Alliot related!
Billy: (coughs)
Me: Fine even Alliot. Sigh.
