A.N- Haha I didn't write my last chapter, my sister did.
And I was reading Zelda Mini Madness by Quintaso when I saw a comment TimelessParodies made in it. "What would you do if a cow said to you, "come here and let me eat you?"" Haha, I totally laughed. (I'm going to be the bold type, Karen is the italic type.)
Did you like it?
Didn't like it as much as mine, did ya?
Shut up, Miley!
Oh no you DID-N'T!
That's your name, is it not?
LUNA, KAREN! LUNA!
Whatever… Miley.
Shut the ***censored*** up!
Be nice on the web, Miley.
*glare*
Hey, can I help you write this chapter?
Only if it's better than the last one!
First time, ok?
You just can't accept that you stink at writing! (Audience: Oooooo…)
Well I'm helping whether you like it or not!
Fine. But we'll all be able to tell when you're writing when things stop getting funny.
Haha. Not funny.
Whatever. Thanks for the reviews, TimelessParodies and IPityYou! You guys gave me some really good ideas!
You have, like, no readers.
Shush!
Renesmee woke up and realized she was a boy.
"Uhhh… Luna?" she called.
Luna walked into the room and asked what was wrong.
"I think I'm a boy…"
"How?"
"Does that question need to be answered?"
"…Oh… I get it."
"Yyyyyeah."
"Well… You get to see things from a different perspective, I guess."
"Will I turn into a girl again??"
"I dunno. If you don't turn back by the end of the day, talk to Carlisle."
"Okay, Luna."
Renesmee walked out of the house and went to school.
All of the girls swarmed around Renesmee, unaware that it was her.
But what was Renesmee going to do, say that she's a girl trapped in a boy's body?
"I'm… uh… EJ," Renesmee introduced her… er… himself.
"I'm Caroline!" Caroline exclaimed as she landed a big, fat, spitty kiss on EJ's cheek.
"AHHH!!!!!! LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!" EJ screamed as he ran away.
"What… what I do?" Caroline asked, confused.
"He called you a lesbian, Carrie."
"Does that make me a guy?"
"I dunno but I'm going after him!"
All of the girls chased after EJ and captured him.
They kissed him several times and he was covered in spit.
Then EJ transformed back into Renesmee!
AND THE GIRLS WERE STILL KISSING HER!
"CAROLINE! KAREN! JAMIE! GO AWAY!" Nessie screamed.
"EEEWWWW!!!! LESBIAN!!!!" they screamed as they ran back to class.
The bell rang, and Renesmee was late.
Then a guy came up behind her, turned her around, and kissed her full on the lips.
Renesmee asked, "what the heck are you doing?!"
The boy responded, "oh- sorry. I thought you were a boy."
The boy let Nessie go and turned and walked away.
