More Shots
Eshlyn Kar
Sam grabs the tray of shots and makes his way to the table Dean had saved earlier.
"Alright Dean, we'll both drink and see who passes out first."
"Alright Sam, but don't come onto to me or nothing when your hammered cuz I'll have to put the smack down on ya." Dean smirks grabbing his shot.
"Shut up and drink." Both Dean and Sam shoot back their drinks and slam the glasses back on the table.
"Just remember dude, no argument and no excuses, who ever drinks the most wins." Dean says while grabbing his next shot.
"Whatever."
Many drinks later…
"Come on Dean, give up already, you know… you know I can, can hold more liquor than you…." Sam hiccupped.
"You would think so, seeing how friggen tall you are. Dude! You are sooooo tall!" Dean drawled taking his next shot.
"I know!! It's so awesome! But you… you're awesome, you that right man."
"Yupp, I know. " The next shot was taken.
"No I mean, your awesome, like so so awesome."
"Yeah… I'm basically Captain Awesome! Whoa, Captain Awesome!" Dean whooped and jumped up with his arms in the air. The bar was filled with laughter and someone hucked a bottle cap at Captain Awesome and Dean sat back down and took his next shot. Sam was nearly keeling over with laughter and could barely keep the shot from spewing back up.
The next shot was in both of the Winchester's hands when someone bumped into Dean and spilled his drink all over him. Dean stood up and decked the guy who had bumped him. The guy hit him back and Sam jumped up yelling, "No one hits Captain Awesome!" and decked the guy again. At that point both of the Winchesters were kicked out of the bar and a cab was called.
The next morning both boys were taking turns in the washroom, hurling and piling on the Advil.
"Dude, I totally won," Sam says looking up from the toilet.
"What filthy lies are you spewing now? No one won. We got kicked out!" Dean said brushing his teeth.
"Nope, your drink got spilled, I drank mine!"
"DUDE! That so doesn't count!"
"It so does!"
"Whatever man, I woulda wupped yer ass!"
"But you didn't."
"Due to someone else interfering."
"You said no argument, whoever drank the most won. I drank the most, I won!"
"Whatever man."
"HA! Now who's Captain Awesome!?!" Sam rolls onto the floor laughing.
"Shut up you little bitch." Dean spits into the sink.
"No man I'm not little, you said so yourself. I'm really tall."
"And I'm soo sooo awesome."
"Yeah, well I won so I guess that makes me really really awesome."
"I friggen hate you."
"Captain Awesome!"
"More like Captain dead rotting cat with maggots in it."
Sam moans and sits back up at the toilet.
"Sick."
"Haha!"
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