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The DA2 girls are having a game of truth or dare! (f!Hawke)


"Truth or dare, Merrill?"

"Um, truth?"

"Do you really still get lost in Kirkwall after all this time?"

"Well no... but Varric was so sweet about it when I first got here, and it gives me an excuse to see him outside of missions when he has to come find me..."

"What? Varric? Excuses to see him... Maker's breath, you fancy the dwarf!"

"What? No! I-!"

"You love Varric, you love Varric!"

"Hawke!"

"YOU LOVE VARRIC, YOU LOVE VARRIC!"

"Aaargh!"


"Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Umm... I dare you to... drink a whole bottle of ale?"

"That's not a very good dare, Merrill."

"Sorry Aveline, I'm not very good at this. Ooh! I know! I dare you to swing from Hawke's chandelier!"

"Woah! No way! No swinging! I payed a lot for that thing!"

"Why not? I swing on it all the time..."

"Yeah, but Merrill, Aveline's a bit bigger than you are..."

"Hey!"

"Sorry Avie..."


"Truth or dare, whore?"

"Hmm. Dare, Man-hands!"

"I dare you to not have sex for a week."

"Bitch..."


"Truth or dare, Hawke?"

"Why do you have to be the one to ask me Isabela? I have the feeling this is going to blow up in my face no matter which one I go for..."

"Coward! Come on, pick one!"

*sigh* "Truth."

"Do you want to get in Fenris's pants?"

"Isabela!"

"Oh shut it, Man-Hands, it's a fair question. Hawke?"

"Well, he's... uh, certainly... very good looking..."

"Oh, don't avoid the question. Do you want to get in his pants?"

"Well, I... um... uh..."

"Tick tock Hawke."

"Fine! Yes! I want to get in his pants! I want to bang him absolutely senseless! Happy now?"

"Extremely."