The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style!

Part 88888888!

Ness!

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Reviews: asdfghjkl;

joebthegreat: you are the most offensive piece of garbage I've ever seen!

Ok…

GOLD STARS!…

5 to everyone…

123 to whoever banned my story…

1234 to anyone who tells me who banned by story and gives me a gun…

12345 to the people who have no hair…

I'd like to say that my intensely hateful self is starting to reappear… so summer should be fun for the COOL ones among you who don't take offense to EVERY SINGLE WORD! Basically… I'm not as tolerant as I used to be with some of you…

Also… SPREAD THE WORD OF THE KAZZJAFF!

Heh… I like this one… but it's been so long since it was recommended to me… thanks to MafiaBoss4EVA

REEL BIG FISH! (or Psybot on newgrounds of course...)


(Ness)

WHEEE!

I am soo horny right now! AND I JUST GOT DONE RAPING A FISH TOO!

What? It's not like I'm not natural or anything!

I'm just a kid that knows how to enjoy his life!

Sheesh… you're all so uptight! Relax!

Man, I saw a girl once… she was a 363.92 out of 10!

What that means is, she was SEXY!

Well… ok, when I tried to talk to her, she wouldn't stop staring at my big head… but I couldn't stop staring at her big boobs! SO EVERYTHING WORKS OUT!

YAY!

I just LOVE my life, so many girls, so much time…

And even if they don't like me, that's what THIS is for! (Ness pulls out a gun) It comes in handy when girls don't realize where their place is in life!

Ok, so some people/psychiatrists/parents/rape victims/judges/juries/presidents/congressmen/lawyers have called me sick, but I think they're just jealous!

I mean, who WOULDN'T want to have a law in 46 states stating that I get shot in the "leg" if I even get near another woman/girl/cross dresser/TV screen/magazine and girls scream whenever you talk to them? Seeing as how I live in Japan, and how that's normal in Japan, I sure don't!

C. Falcon is always asking me how I have more fans than him when I broke out of Prison 32 times and was usually raping someone AS I did it…

All I can say is…

Girls like a man of danger… PLUS I can multitask!

What can C. Falcon do? All he does is race professionally!

Man, just give me a picture of someone… and I can use my incredible mind powers to rape their brain! Although usually the side effects of doing that to someone includes spasms/seizures/MAJOR head trauma/death… but THE LAW WILL NEVER GET IN THE WAY OF MY LOVE!

Some people wonder what I think of the girls of SSBM… well I can sum it up in 10 words…

There aren't nearly enough SSBM women to satisfy my urges!

There's Samus, but she's just too… Sci-fi, it's kinky at times, but when I'm not in the mood to rape a robot, I just can't do it… plus she has a gun and screams whilst beating the living shit out of me whenever I try to get within 10 miles of her… I still don't know how she does that…

There's Peach, but she's too royal… It can be kinky too, but do you have ANY idea how many guards stay with her now that they know about me? She keeps 26 guards with her at ALL times… EVEN IN THE SHOWER! Man… I wish I was one of her guards against someone even more… 'tolerant' than I am…

Then we get to Zelda, she's also royal… even if her kingdom lacks any form of a capable military, she has LINK! That guy nearly killed my minime! Plus it kills the mood when Link's around… that freaky elf just creeps me out…

Jigglypuff… well… she's just weird… I've raped her before… but after the first 136 times it just lost its fun… I mean, what's the use of raping if there gets to be no struggle at all… all she ever does is sing, and that just makes it even LESS fun…

Oh man… I just wish I wasn't on the list for 10 biggest threats to the security of U.S.A.

I mean… all I do is teach people how to have fun!

WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE THAT'S WRONG!

Another problem would be the fact that almost every Smasher likes to pretend I don't exist, they've all been scared off by my liberal ways… those intolerant bastards!

So now I just have to stalk the streets at night… sadly, no one even goes out at night anymore… absolutely NO ONE after 9 PM… and before then there are too many soldiers patrolling every back ally known to man…

I basically live in the Smash Mansion… the only place the cops don't look for me in… but the Smashers all hit me whenever I get too close… so basically I live a life of getting hit and/or running from the cops…

Oh well… you, the reader, if you're a girl… know that I'm 'busy' right now looking at you as you read this story… little do you know… that I have psychic powers and can rape your brain whenever you look at something I've written!

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M RAPING YOU WHETHER OR NOT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!

Man… I feel SOOO horny right now though… I haven't had enough fun since 5 minutes ago… MAN, I NEED SOMETHING!

(with this, Ness runs over to the wall and starts to take off his cloths, but before he's even near finished the wall falls over on top of him, his big head saves him, but then puss starts leaking out of it… drowning the poor rapist)


I tried to keep it T rated… even if this was offensive and nasty… at least I didn't describe anything… I just kind of mentioned one or two bad words… but nothing I find to be M rated…

I just KNOW someone's gonna be a piece of shit and ban this…

ANYWAY

Good grades… blah…

My Debate team was in the top 3 in the regional championships, so we're gonna go to the state championships!

Sorry for updating so slowly… but I have 3 major English assignments, a Debate project, and a World Civ. project (in which my partner doesn't even DO anything…)

And why do you think you're smarter than me again? Because you know SOME words/phrases in a different language? All of which are insults? All of which would sound pathetic if translated into English? Oh of COURSE that makes you smarter than me!

I really hate pricks that brag about their smartness… well… it's not so much bragging as it is the whole attitude I've seen some of them get (I'm not talking about you A Jew00). I only bragged so much because it surprised me…

I also hate people who are so bent on hating someone JUST because that someone is smart… you're being an idiot if you do that…

I'm an idiot… and I don't like posers who make themselves into idiots… THERE ARE ENOUGH IDIOTS DOWN HERE ALREADY!

And no… you aren't cultured… stop thinking you are… anyone who looks back at a time WAY before ours is NOT cultured… just too pathetic to think of a new idea…