Phantom Rider: A Ghost Rider Parody
Yes! Another chapter to satisfy your entertainment! Please enjoy this! And please check out Alan Marine's bio which is now up to see on my profile! Last time, Danny and Spirit finally turned into Danny Phantom and DarkSpirit. Now these two find themselves at a graveyard where a very strange man finds them...who is he? And what about Freakshow?
Chapter 7: Rider Secrets
Danny woke up slowly. His felt like his skull was on fire or something...He sat up and rubbed his head, wondering where the heck he was. He glanced about and noticed what appeared to be painted glass windows. Am I in a Church? He thought and glanced beside him to see 6 glasses of water.
He gasped and grabbed the glasses of water, drinking it rapidly all at once. "Quite thirsty there are you?" a familiar voice asked.
Danny glanced over to see a familiar looking figure standing in the doorway, "Uh..."
"Jazz? Timmy?" Danny gasped as Timmy rushed over and hugged Danny.
"We were so worried!" Jazz stated, as Timmy hugged Danny tightly.
"Hey, hey..." Danny petted Timmy's head, "But wait...how did you know where to find me?"
"From that old man over there," Cosmo said pointing outside.
"He's also the one giving you the cups of water," Wanda mentions.
Danny stared at the 6th cup full of water and the night soon came back to him in memory. His eyes suddenly widen at something, "Spirit..." Danny quickly got up and rushed outside; much to the pain in his body; Jazz and Timmy followed with Cosmo and Wanda and Poof turning into flies.
Outside, there was an old man with white hair, blue eyes, and had 2 scars on his left eye. He looked at an old grave and looked at his silver watch.
He then glanced up and closed the watch when he heard Danny and his family come walking out, "How do ya feel?" The man asked, as Danny came walking up still holding the glass of water.
"Fine...other than the fact my skull feels like its on fire, I'm just fine..." Danny answered, shaking his head.
The old man chuckled. "Did I say something funny?" Danny asked as the sibs and fairies came out.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Cosmo laughed until Wanda glared at him. "What? He said he said something funny."
"Ironic," the old man replied to Danny.
"Hey, have you seen a steed? Gold brown fur, dark brown mane." Timmy said, "Hooves that can hit you in the rear end."
The old man smiled and said as he pointed with his finger, "He's in the shed..."
"Wait...only Danny can go near him...how did..." Jazz trailed off as the old man stated,
"That mustang was just too tired to even fight me anyway, with a night he had."
Danny and his family started walking toward the shed when, "He is," the man said. The three turn back with wonder.
"What?" Danny asked.
"Wondering if you horse is normal. He is," the man said. Danny was puzzled. "And the answer to all your other problems. Last night DID happen. It wasn't a dream. And it WILL happen again..."
Danny quirked an eyebrow and continued to walk to the shed, while Jazz and Timmy stayed back to stare at the old man.
"Who are you?" Danny asked.
"The question is, who are YOU?" the old man asked also.
Timmy whispered to the others, "This is guy is seriously...weird!"
"Let's go," Jazz whispered. They walk away to the shed, feeling somewhat uncomfortable by the very strange man.
"You are the Rider! The Phantom Rider!" the man called to Danny, "Get used to it kid! It will be a lot easier!" he chuckles, "And if not, I found a cozy spot for you." He points to an empty grave nearby.
Danny ignored him and went to the shed; before he opened it he turned to Jazz and Timmy, "You guys might wanna stay back..."
They obeyed and Danny opened the door and saw Spirit sleeping...or so it seemed, "Spirit?" The horse snapped his head up and neighed, "Hey! It's ok boy! It's just me, Danny...how are you?"
And for some strange reason, Danny heard a male's voice answer back, Other than the fact my whole body is on fire, I'm just fine...
Danny noticed that Spirit was looking at him. "Gah!" he backed away from Spirit.
Spirit cocked an eyebrow, and Danny heard the same voice state, Wait...you heard what I said?
Danny stared at his steed, why was he hearing his horse talk, "I...Spirit...wait, and let's see...do you remember what your father looked like?"
Of course...he was pure black like the midnight sky, Spirit answered in a obvious tone of a voice.
Danny's eyebrows went up; so he CAN hear Spirit's mind! But why? "Ok then...let's go..." Danny took Spirit's reins and started to lead the mustang out of the shed.
He looks at the kids. "Come on guys, let's go home."
Wait, if you can hear me, do you think you can give me some water? Spirit's voice asked Danny.
"When we get back home," Danny answered loudly.
"Who are talking to, Danny?" Timmy asked, staring up at his older brother.
Danny stared back at him. Then it came to him that the other two couldn't hear Spirit's voice.
"I...guys, I'm not sure why...but I can hear Spirit's voice now...not sure why though..." Danny answered and glanced back up at Spirit who was staring at the old man.
"It's part of your powers," The man stated suddenly; Danny and the others glanced over, "It's part of your powers to hear your horses mind. It's a little strange at first for both you and yer horse, but you'll get used to it."
"What powers?" Danny ignored them. They walk as Danny leads Spirit away.
"They saw you. And they'll coming," the man said, "And you're gonna need my help to last the night."
"You know, last time I let a stranger helped me, it didn't work out so good," Danny recalls.
Danny got onto Spirit with Jazz and Timmy, "Let's go, Spirit..." Spirit started to gallop away.
"It's not something you can run from kid," the man said. Spirit neighed and galloped with the kids and "flies." "This day's been coming since you made that DEAL!!" the man hollered.
Danny held back Spirit's reins stopping the mustang and he glanced back at the old man, who just stared back... How did he know that? Danny thought. He was in wonder but then thinks that maybe that man DOES know. He hops off Spirit. "Good," the man said, "Your chances gone from none to slim."
Meanwhile, back at ToonTown, Carrie was reporting with Ann Gora and Jonny filming, "Sources say that there have been attacks and links from this old station to the Biker Bar massacre," Carrie reported.
"And we're out," Jonny said.
Suddenly, a very stern looking face Kat with black hair, yellow eyes, wearing Enforcer clothing came walking by; Carrie gasped and rushed after him, "Commander Feral!" She called, and Feral stopped so suddenly, Carrie nearly ran into him but she managed to stop. Feral glared down at her.
"No comment," Feral said walking away.
"Is it true they found the connection between the Biker Bar and last night's victim found here in the train station?" Carrie asked.
Then, the paramedics came holding the body. The arm fell, to show it gross, blue, and withering. Carrie gasped in disgust at this before putting her mike back up to Feral, "No comment," Feral just answered before walking up to the truck and saw what looked to be a melted hand print in the rim.
"Off the record?" Carrie said putting her mike down.
Feral glanced back down at the brown-haired girl, "Yes…" Carrie stared as Feral snapped at her, "Piss-off..." The big stern looking kat walked away.
Carrie glared at the man sternly.
Inside the church, the old man started helping with Danny's wound in his shoulder while Jazz and Timmy along with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof as some of the objects in the church watched at the man started explaining about Phantom Rider.
"The Rider is the Ghost King's bounty hunter," the man explained, "Sent to hunt down anything that escapes from the Ghost Zone." Then, he hands Danny a hooked needle, "Sterilize this for me."
"Sterilize?" Danny wondered. Then, thinking on what to do, he makes hand movements and gestures, wanting to make the needle do something.
"In boiling water," the man corrected.
"Oh..." Danny obeyed and handed the needle back to the man and he continued to sew up the wound.
"Okay, dude I am STILL confused," Timmy said.
"During the day, you'll be normal," the man said to Danny, "But at night...the presence of evil...the Rider known as Danny Phantom, takes over."
Then, Danny's eyes widened. "I remember now...last night." he gasped to remember about Johnny Rancid. "There was this man, and I...sawed into the man's eyes seeing all the evil...and I used it all against him."
"The Ghostly Penance Glare..." the man answered, "It's the Rider's most powerful ability." He continues to stitch the wound. "All the Riders have it," he added.
"Does others have problem with my...Phantom Rider problem?" Danny asked.
"Been a few," the man replied, "Last one was 100 years ago. In a town known as San Toonganza."
"San Toonganza?" Timmy asked.
"Nice town. Nice people," the man answered, "Until the stranger came and people turned against each other. The town drained of its own blood."
"What does this have to do with Freakshow?" Danny suddenly asked, glancing over.
The man froze, stunned by those words. "Freakshow?" he asked, "He sent you after Freakshow?"
"And others," Danny replied.
"Yeah. There was a tattooed lady, a giant skeleton like robot, and a tornado like ghost thingy," Jazz explains.
"Skulker, Vortex, and Lydia," Wanda guessed.
"That's right fairies," the man laughed looking at the flies.
"Wait...um...we mean...buzz!' the fairies said.
"Don't worry. I know about you fairies also, just like you knowing about the Rider and Pariah Dark," the man winked.
The flies glanced at each other and finally turned into their fairy form, "Hi! I'm Comso! And this is my wife Wanda, and our son, Poof!" Cosmo introduced.
Wanda smiled sheepishly as she waved and Poof said, "Poof Poof!"
"Hey wait a minute!" Danny realized. He points at the fairies. "You knew I was gonna be a Rider ALL ALONG?!"
Cosmo and Wanda glanced at each other, "Um...not...well..." Wanda tried to find the right words but couldn't.
"Don't blame them, kid," The man said as he finished sewing up Danny's cut, "It's not their faults. Besides, I think it's best if you stay here anyway."
"Thanks, but no thanks," Danny stated as he put his shirt back on and started walking out with Jazz, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof following; Spirit thrust his head back out of the window since he was listening to the convo.
"Where are you going?" the man asked.
"Someone I need to talk to," Danny answered as he and the others got on Spirit.
"It's a bad idea."
"Well, it wouldn't be his first," Timmy chuckled.
Danny glared at Timmy before he took the reins, "Why did you make that deal?"
The two turn to see the man. "Why did you do it? Why did you make the deal?" he asked.
"Hey, I was just a kid," Danny replied.
"What did you get in return?" the man questioned.
Danny paused, as a pain look crossed his face and glanced at Jazz and Timmy then at Spirit who all had the same pained expressions, "Heartache..." Danny finally answered before kicking Spirit and they rode off.
