A/N:
Yo!
As you know this is the next part of the Interlude, but before that I have wonderful news…
MY WRITER'S BLOCK IS GOING AWAY! YAY!
Well, there's nothing much to say…
Let us begin, shall we?
Oh right… Only one darer… Well, at least someone did so, Congratulations to Anon for being the first and only darer for this Interlude!
At M.o.M Studios…
Mistress:*whistling* Man… Everyone's late…
(Door opens)
Miyuki: I'm he-
Mistress: Finally!*pulls out clothes rack and picks a dress* Wear this Miyuki-chan!*gives an outfit to Miyuki*
Miyuki:*looks at it* No.
Mistress: You have to.
Miyuki: Why?
Mistress: It's a dare.
Miyuki:*grunts* Fine then. *goes to changing room*
5 minutes later…
Miyuki:*come out in gothic Lolita outfit that is just up to her mid-thigh* I will end who ever made me wear this.
Mistress: Actually, you're lucky…
Miyuki: I don't see how this is lucky.
Mistress: But you look cute in it, and besides the guys have to wear dresses too.
Miyuki:*stares at Miyuki* Are you insane?
Mistress: No. *holds up piece of paper* See?
Miyuki:*eyes wide* Well, this will certainly be amusing…
30 minutes later…
Gokudera: What the fuck bitch? I ain't wearing this shit!
Mistress: Stop swearing dumbass! And you have to.
Gokudera: Hell no! You can go fuck yourself if you want to, but there's no way I'm wearing this!
Mistress: Shut the fuck up you fucking jerk-face! It's a fucking dare so go fucking wear the fucking outfit or so help me I will get the fucking pineapple-head to mind-fuck you!
Tsuna:*sweatdrop* Just how many 'fucks' did she use there? It's alright Gokudera-kun, I have to wear one too. Even though I don't want to…
Mistress: Well at least someone here is nice, unlike one fucking old-man over there.
Gokudera: What was that?*glare*
Mistress: I'm sorry but was I talking to you?*glares back*
Yamamoto: Maa… Maa… Let's all calm down…
Mistress and Gokudera: Shut the fuck up!
-Mistress and Gokudera begin a glaring contest-
Kyoya: Be quiet.
Mistress: *shoves outfit to Hibari* Go wear this.
Kyoya: No.
Mistress: *sigh* If you do I'll send you and Miyuki on a month long date after this story ends.
Kyoya: *goes to the changing room without another word*
Mistress: *turns back to Gokudera* If you don't wear that fucking dress, I'm going to kill Tsuna in the next chapter.
Gokudera:*runs to the changing room*
Mistress:*pinches bridge of her nose* What an idiot, he knows I'm not allowed to do that. Oh well! Tuna-chan!
Tsuna: T-Tuna-chan?
Mistress: Yes, Tuna-chan. Now wear that or I'm going to make Kyoko fall in love with… Byakuran? Yeah, that works.
Tsuna: NOOO! MY KYOKO-CHAN! *runs to the changing room*
18 minutes later…
Mistress: Well they're certainly taking their sweet time.
(Door gets kicked down, revealing Hibari in a purple maid outfit, Gokudera in a red gown and Tsuna in an orange, halter-top dress with his hair brushed down.)
Mistress: Wao… Well, since Gokudera's hair is long enough…*gets a box* Hibari wear this!
Hibari: And what is that?
Mistress: A wig, so you know… you don't look weird…
Hibari: Hn*grabs it and outs it on*
Miyuki:Y-you look like a real girl…
Hibari: I will bite that herbivore to death later…
Mistress:*takes picture* Khehehehe… Sweet, sweet blackmail material…But damn, he looks so cute in that.
Gokudera: Oi bitch! Stop taking pictures damn it!
Mistress:*sticks tongue out* You ain't the boss of me octopus-head!
Tsuna: Calm down Gokudera…
Gokudera: Hai, Juudaime…
Mistress: Ryohei and Takeshi you're up next!*takes two dresses from the clothes rack and gives it to them*
Rohei and Takeshi: *looks at the dresses*
Mistress: Don't make me blackmail you…
Ryohei and Takeshi:*goes into changing room*
20 minutes later…
Mistress: And they say girls are slow…
(Door opens)
Takeshi: Haha, I feel so breezy…
Ryohei: THIS IS EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS!
(Takeshi was wearing a blue waitress outfit while Ryohei was wearing a yellow flight attendant outfit)
Mistress:*snickers* Pfft…Must. Not. Laugh.
Miyuki:*gives them both wigs* Wear these before she snaps.
Ryohei and Takeshi:*puts them on*
Chrome: A-ano…
Mistress:*glomps Chrome* Don't worry, I didn't forget about you C-chan!
Chrome:*blushes* C-C-chan?
Mistress:*grabs hold of Chrome and Miyuki's wrists* C'mon! We gotta cross-dress too! *drags them to changing room*
15 minutes later…
(Mistress came out looking like Alaude, Miyuki came out looking like Minato (Persona 3), and Chrome came out looking like Mukuro)
Miyuki: Why am I wearing this?
Mistress: C'mon… It looks good on you, very natural. Right, Hibari?
Hibari: Hn.
Mistress: See!
?: Kufufu… I'm late…
Mistress: Very, now go wear this you fucking pineapple head, before I get Spongebob to move into your hair.*shoves clothes to Mukuro*
Mukuro:*goes to changing room* WHAT IS THIS?
Mistress: WEAR IT OR I'LL TELL ANON-SAN THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING HIS DARE!...Oh snap!*turns head to the guys and Miyuki*
Everyone: So this is his/her(sorry dunno your gender) doing…
23 minutes later…
Mistress: Argh! Does it really take that long to change? You don't even have to pick the freaking outfit!
Mukuro:*comes out in a frilly, white orange pineapple-themed dress with his hair down*
Mistress: Pfft…Presenting! The Piney Queen of the Piney Kingdom and all that is Piney and Pineious!
Miyuki:*trying not to laugh*
Kyoya: *snickers*
Hayato: HAHAHA!
Chrome: M-Mukuro-sama…*giggles but then burst into a fit of laughter* HAHAHAHA!
Tsuna: C-Chrome? This is bad…
Ryohei: EXTREMELY FUNNY!
Takeshi: Hahaha…
Mukuro: I'll get my revenge…
?:Ciaossu!
Mistress:*rolls eyes* Great, he's here… Hey Reborn, could you cosplay into… Nah, nevermind. *snaps fingers*
(Studio turns into a Karaoke room)
Mistress: Alright… Since we're already here, we're going to have a little fun with KA-RA-O-KE~!
Miyuki: That was not part of the dare!
Hayato: Hell no bitch!
Mistress:*looks at Gokudera amusedly* Bitch is a dog, right? And dogs bark; and the bark is a part of the tree; and the tree is part of nature; and nature's beautiful, so… Thanks for the compliment!
Hayato: What the fuck? I wasn't complementing you!
Tsuna: Where did she even get that?
Mistress: Well anyway, if you guys don't participate I'll kill you all.
Everyone: Fine…
Mistress: Yay! Okay, I'll pick a song and then volunteers will sing, got it?
Everyone: Yes.
Mistress: Geez, show a little energy, would ya?*picks paper from a hat* Let's see… Our first song is… Sakura Addiction! Who wants to-
Kyoya: *stands up and goes in front*
Mistress: Okaaay? What in the name of Hibird and Roll just happened? Well, this is a duet so pick your par-
Kyoya: Carnivore…
Mistress: *sweatdrops* Miyuki, get up here!
Miyuki: Why don't people leave me with a choice? *stands up and goes beside Hibari* Let's just get this over with…
(Music starts {Kyoya will sing his own while Miyuki sings Mukuro's})
Kyoyai: Sakura saku maiochiru nani mo nai boku no te no ue
Miyuki: Hakanakute yasashikute kowaresou kimi mitai na hana
Kyoya: Itsumo no kaisatsu wo surinuketeiku ano ko wa sou
Kagayaku me wo shite mainichi nanika tsukami totte yukun da
Miyuki: Boku wa to ieba nani mo nai mainichi kurikaeshite
Hieta kokoro mottesa hana hiraku shunkan sagashite me wo tojiru
Both: Sakura saku maiochiru nani mo nai boku no te no ue
Hakanakute yasashikute kowaresou kimi mitai na hana
Miyuki: Yogoreta supaiku nara kokoro no oku nishimaikonda
Hibari:Kore de iindayo to sugiyuku haru no nigemichi sagashiterun
Both: darou
Kyoya: Nakushite akirameta boru mitsukete kureta no wa kimi deshita
Mukuro: Haru ga kuru sakihokoru gurando ga kaze ni yureru
Fumishimete nakidashita koboresou kimi mitai na hana
Both: Koko ni aru wasuremono tori ni kita boku no te no ue
Hakanakute yasashikute kowaresou kimi mitai na hana
(Music stops)
Everyone:*staring wide-eyed with jaws dropped* WHAT THE HELL! HIBARI CAN SING?
Mistress: WAAHH! YOU WERE SO CUTE! SINGING THE SONG ALL SWEET LIKE THAT!
Miyuki:*blushing* What are you-MHPH!
Kyoya:*Kissing Miyuki*
Mistress: Uh… Next song is… What kind of title is this? Kufufu no fu…
Mukuro: I'll do it…
Mistress: Of course you will, it's your laugh…
(Music starts)
Mukuro: Masaka boku ga kono te de kimi ni fureru nante ne
kimi wa sono amasayue boku ni nottorareru
goran boku no ODD EYE obieta kao utsusuyo
aete ureshii desuyo nante beta sugi desu
saa boku to keiyaku shimasenka?
kioku nakusu sono mae ni
kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu
odorasete agemasu yo kiri no CARNIVAL
jyunsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba
ayatsurareta kimi wa boku to eien no SAMBA
rakunishite agemasuyo kimi ga negai kou nara
isshun de ii desuka?
oya oya towa ni desuka?
nakunante riyuu ga wakaranai
boku ga warui mitai desu
kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu
kizukasete agemasu yo kimi no unmei wo
STEP wo fuminagara koware hajimeru
kanashii me no kimi wa boku no itoshii omocha
desuka ne
saa boku to keiyaku shimasenka?
kioku nakusu sono mae ni
kufufu kufufu kufufu no fu
odorasete agemasu yo kiri no CARNIVAL
jyunsui de utsukushii sekai ni nareba
ayatsurareta kimi wa boku to eien no SAMBA
(Music stops)
Mistress:*burst out laughing* THE HELL WAS THAT? Pfft…BWAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone:*does the same*
Mukuro: Just wait, I'll get my revenge…
Mistress: Okay…pfft… Next song is… Ame no Message…
Yamamoto: I'll do it!
Mistress: Okay…
(Music starts)
Takeshi: Kyuu ni furidashita ame ga
Machi wo yasashiku someru
Hokori ya iya na koto mo arainagashite kureru
Hare no hi mo areba sou da yo
Ame no hi datte aru yo
Amayadori demo shitesa kyuukei demo shiyou
Mainichi wa kore kara mo tsuzuku
Eien ni togireru koto nai ima ga tsuzuku
Hora nakitai toki wa nakitai dake
Namida kareru made nakeba ii
Tsuyogaranakute ii sa tsuyoku nareru kara
Ima saka wo kakeagaru sono tochuu
Kurushikunarusa minna onaji
Aseranakute iin da tadoritsukeru kara
Yasashii oto wo tatete wa
Kyou mo ame ga futteru
Nani mo kamo wo nagashite kagayaki wo kureru
Mata ashita ganbareba ii sa
Heiken ni muda nante nai sa tsunagatteru
Hora aitai toki wa hitomi tojite
Minna no egao ukabereba ii
Kotoba wa iranain da tsutawatteru kara
Ima magarikado magaru sono tochuu
Kowaku mo narusa minna onaji
Utsumukanakute iin da mae ni susumu nara
Hora nakitai toki wa nakitai dake
Namida kareru made nakeba ii
Tsuyogaranakute ii sa tsuyoku nareru kara
Hora aitai toki wa hitomi tojite
Minna no egao ukabereba ii
Kotoba wa iranain da tsutawatteru kara
(Music stops)
Mistress: Officially the most normal song ever since we started… Next is…
KABOOM!
Byakuran: Hello~
Mistress: What in the name of Zeus are you doing here?
Byakuran: I heard people singing so I thought I'd stop by. Eh, who is everyone?
Mistress: None of your business. *picks paper* Next song is PARADE.
Byakuran: I'll sing it~!
Mistress: Fine…
(Music starts)
Byakuran: okei wa ugoki hajimeta mou tomeru koto wa dekinai
saa tsugi no te wa dou suru? Motto motto boku wo tanoshimasete
kono sekai wa REAL na GAME fukanou nante nai
akichattara sugu ni keshite ageru
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
boku no te no hira de
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
utsukushiku chitte
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
atarashii sekai wo
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
subete wo kono te ni
itsudemo nigiritsubuseru karen na hana no you ni
sekai mo kimi tachi mo subete chiisakute morokute itooshii
sono tsuyosa to kakugo de chuusei wo chikau nara
shinsekai wo kimi ni mo miseteageru
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
boku no te no hira de
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
odoritsuzukete
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
kuruoshii yokubou
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
subete wo kono te ni
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
boku no te no hira de
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
utsukushiku chitte
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SING A SONG ALL TOGETHER
atarashii sekai wo
LET'S DANCE TO MUSIC AND SAY GOODBYE TO THIS WORLD
subete wo kono te ni
(Music ends)
Tsuna: HIIIIEEEE!
Mistress: To cheery for a song about the end of the world…
Miyuki: Weirdo…
Mistress: I don't feel like it anymore, that song was just wrong…
Everyone: Thank the Heavens!
Mistress: We'll continue this next time though… Alright! Let's all dance the Caramelldansen!
Everyone:*groans but complies*
Mistress: Byieee!
A/N
That… failed…
I'm sorry if I disappointed you, but this would've turned out better with more dares…
Now, if you'd excuse me, I'm going to be hiding some place safe…
Next chap, should be up soon.
