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Chapter 7: The Clumsy Girlfriend


Randall Keith Orton

April 5th, 2011

McMahon U.S. Army Base

Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany

Randy,

Why is it that every time I try to mail something, something has to happen to me? Please, I am begging you to tell me because this time I was walking and I tripped on the last step of the building .It wouldn't have been that bad if I wasn't wearing my six inch cheetah print stilettos. The ones I wore to the airport the day you left. Well, I tripped and scraped my hands and made my clothes dirty, Oh and I almost ruined my heels. The most important part of this is that I dropped the letter that I was going to the post office to send to you, in the muddy water. Yeah, not my finest moment. Well, at least Maryse wasn't there. She would have never let me live it down. So I have decided against going back to the post office and I will instead sit here in my PJs very happily waiting for the mail man, thank you very much.

Anyway now that I have vented about that, I have no idea what to talk about. I had written everything that was in my head in the last letter so my head is blank right now. Well I could just sit here and make an idiot of myself in a letter. Yeah, sounds about right. Well, I'm just going to tell you what has been going on here. Well the first order of business is that something has scared me for life. It happened yesterday, what happened was: I walked in on Ted and Maryse. I had just gotten home from work and I was about to ask Maryse were we should go for dinner because I did not feel like making anything. Imagine my surprise when I turn around after closing the door and I see Maryse naked with only a Ted's boxers on, on top of Ted while he was stark naked, making out. I stood there for a second and after the shock left I went back to the door and opened it quietly before slamming it closed really hard. It may have been wrong of me to interrupt what they were doing but come on. Maryse has her own room, her own closet, and her own bathroom. She could have picked any of those three places to have sex with Ted. She chose the living room. Yeah, not happening. They immediately stood up and looked at me. Ted looked so red. He looked soooo embarrassed. Maryse was equally as embarrassed. She looked at me and was like "I thought you said you would be home late." Which was a lie. My words were "Hey, I might get to work late." She probably wasn't paying attention to me obviously since she was doing that. So yeah that scared me for life. I might not ever look Ted in the face again. Ever.

Let me think, what other thing happened…Oh yeah, I started hanging out with Nikki she's a sweet girl. It's actually really awesome to talk to someone who is going through the same situation. I can actually talk to her about you in a way that's more personal. For example, when I told Candice that I loved you, she asked me if I was certain that this wasn't just another fling that would get old in a few months. While Nikki told about what is was like to be an army girlfriend. All I have to say about that is I hope I don't ever have to meet an army wife. The way Nikki described them sounded very dangerous. They sounded very…..very protective. I have to go, I just looked out the window and the mail truck is near the building. I'll talk to you later, I love you.

XOXOXOXOXOX

Love,

Arianna

Randy heard a laugh behind him. He immediately turned around and saw John who was reading over his shoulder.

"What are you doing?"

"Aww, come on Randy. I haven't messed with you since training this morning." John said.

"So you read my letter?" Randy asked.

"Yep." John said looking proud of himself.

Randy rolled his eyes and smiled down at the letter one more time before folding it and putting it back in the envelope and putting it inside of his bag. He stood up and followed John as they walked to dinner.


I really had no idea what to write in this chapter. So sorry if it sucks. Thank you for the reviews and the follows and the favorites, and the author favorites. Just Thank you for giving this story a chance:-D