1. Injections

This happened before Naruto became the seventh hokage, during the epilogue in the The Last Naruto movie.

"NOOOOO!"

There was a loud scream heard throughout the peaceful village of the hidden leaf.

"There's no way I'm getting an injection-ttebasa!" Boruto ran out through the window.

"Hey, Brouto! Wait!" Naruto chased after his son.

"Geez.." Tsunade sighed, looking at the most lousy father-son in the village, then she turned to trembled little girl in Hinata's arms. "Are you ready, Himawari?"

The little girl who was on her verge of tears stared her mother with her ultimate puppy eyes attack, but it never worked on her mother, unlike how it worked on her father and brother. Then she tried attacking Tsunade with her puppy eyes,

"I'm sorry kiddo, but that eyes also won't work on me.." Tsunade chuckled, ruffling the younger's head. "But I do appreciate the effort.."

"You can hold onto mommy, Himawari.." Hinata smiled, holding her daughter's tinny hand. "It'll hurt a bit, but how can you be a ninja if you can't handle a small pain?"

Himawari stared at her mother, taking a deep breath and turned to Tsunade, "I'm ready, grandma Tsunade!"

"Yosh! That's what I call a kunoichi!" Tsunade smiled at the courage from the little girl.

Himawari burried her face into her mother's chest while Tsunade was preparing the injection, she flinched as the small needle was pushed into her pale skin, shutting her eyes to endure the pain.

"There.. we're done.." Tsunade smiled.

"Yosh, good job, Himawari.." Hinata kissed her sunflower's forehead. "Thank you, Tsunade-sama.."

"Your welcome, Hinata.. now where's Boruto?"


Sasuke stared his wife, preparing the injection for Sarada, while the little princess was next to her mother, observing her.

"Sarada.." Sasuke joined them, staring at the calm and observant princess looking at the sharp needle. "Aren't you scared?"

"Nope.." Sarada shook her head as her eyes were fixed on her mother.

"She's never cried during injection, Sasuke-kun.." Sakura smiled, bragging about their brave princess.

After Sakura was finished, Sarada seated herself on the chair and Sakura managed to finish the injection easily, Sarada even stared the whole process. Sasuke was amazed at the two brave women whom he always treasured.

"Sarada, do you want to become a medic-nin like mama?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah, I do! I want to become a medic-nin like mama and strong ninja like papa!" Sarada smiled.

Sasuke smiled as he kissed his princess's forehead.


"Shinranshin no Jutsu!"

Inojin who was going to run, collapsed as Sai caught his son.

It happened every time, immobilising their son to take him to the hospital, so that he wouldn't run away like how Boruto and Naruto who ran around the village during the injection day. But Ino undid the jutsu once they were already inside the room, hoping that their son would improve his courage.

"Tsunade-sama.. how do you look so young despite being a grandma?" Inojin asked.

And Inojin always managed to piss Tsunade off.


While the Yamanaka house used the shinranshin jutsu, the Nara house used kagemane justu to walk Shikadai to the hospital.

"It's troublesome to get a vaccination!" Shikadai whined.

"It's also troublesome if you get sick!" Shikamaru answered.

"It's unfair that you use your jutsu on me!"

"It is fair since he's your father! Become stronger so you can win against him!" Tenmari smiled.

"Nah.. it's too troublesome.." Shikamaru sighed.

"Yeah, I thought so too.." Shikadai agreed.

It's funny how they rarely fought, unlike most of the boys like Boruto and Inojin who was often seen fighting or at least arguing against their parents, Shikadai and Shikamaru were too LAZY to argue.


And in Akimichi house, we have Karui feeding her daughter and HUSBAND yakiniku don in the hospital. The smell of yakiniku spread throughout the hospital. And the injection to Chouchou was easily done due to her distracted on eating. It was an exceptional case for that family to eat in the doctor's room, since Chouchou became unconditionally quite and obedient as long as her mouth was munching something.


Back to Uzumaki father-son, Boruto who hasn't mastered any justu, kept running, with his small body, he could run into small alleys and small caves which his father couldn't fit in. Naruto had to release his tajuu kagebunshins to catch his son. Trapped between his father's strong arms Boruto couldn't move, and with the other two bunshins of his father keeping an eye on him.

"How can a ninja get scared of small needles?" Naruto teased his son.

"Dad, you're also scared of needles! Aunt Sakura told me how you ran away during injections, even until now!" Boruto replied.

"Well, that's true-ttebayo.." Naruto stopped his steps.

"Why do we need a vaccination, dad? We can fight all those viruses ourself!" Boruto kept persuading his father. "We're Uzumaki!"

"You're kinda right.." Naruto said.

"So why don't you let me skip the injection, dad?" Boruto smiled, successfully convincing his father.

"Naruto-kun..." the soft calm voice belonged to the woman they respected flinched them.

Naruto braced himself to turn around, while his son in his arms had shut his eyes with his tiny hands, too afraid of seeing his mother.

"I had to use my byakugan to search for you two.." Hinata chuckled with her activated byakugan.

"Ah.. we're on our way to the hospital-tteayo.." Naruto answered in cold sweat.


2. Konoha's emergency state, S-rank mission-ttebasa! -final part

"Oi Kakashi..."

"Sasuke.." Kakashi turned, "And Sarada-chan.." he greeted the little princess.

"Here.." Sasuke handed him over a book.

"This is.." Kakashi's eyes sparkled seeing the book that Sasuke gave him. It was a limited edition of Icha-icha series that was never published officially. The rumours said that the manuscript had been stolen before it was handed over to the publisher.

Sasuke smirked, seeing the huge excitement on his former teacher.

"That's.." Naruto who was watching behind the tree was greatly shocked as the lost book that his master wrote, abandoning the training for a week, and lost before it was published could be on Sasuke's hand.

"How did you get this?!" Kakashi asked.

"I have my own sources.." Sasuke smirked.

"But how is that book going to let us see Kakashi-sensei's face?" Naruto asked, more to himself.

Sasuke smirked, for the first time in his life, he could actually use that book for something. How did Sasuke get that book again?

Back to the time when Naruto was out from the village, training with Jiraiya. That times brought them closer, as Jiraiya filled in the father figure that Naruto never had, although his actual father would never leave his son in a motel, in the red light district, and go gathering some informations (having fun with women in pubs). Jiraiya the legendary sanin who was also a legendary erotic novel writer, had lost track of times due to his 'information gathering' and it was the final week for him before his deadline.

Abandoning Naruto's trainning, he locked himself in the room and wrote the novel, he even had to deal with Naruto's raging, having Naruto almost taken over by the Kyuubi. In the end, the script was finished.

At the same time, Orochimaru was actually obsessed with a new hobby, reading the book that his former friend wrote. At first, he bought all the series to search a possibility of information inside that book, and coming to like it in the end. With his spy, it was said that Jiraiya had come out with a new script. Orochimaru was beyond excited that he couldn't bare to wait. After a script is finished, you'll have to wait for another at least 2 months before it is published and Orochimaru could not wait anymore.

He sent Sasuke to steal the manuscript, and it was supposed to be an easy task for Sasuke to confront a mere postman, but he never knew that it was a *courier ninja that he had to deal with. After some time fighting with the courier ninjas, Sasuke was able to get it and handed it over to Orochimaru.

*Naruto ep 177

And now back again to the this chapter timeline, the konoha's obon festival xx years later.

Kakashi excitedly opened the book, "THIS IS..." Kakashi turned pale as what he saw wasn't the rumoured erotic novel, it was a boys love manga that Sasuke happened to have (he got it from Orochimaru, planning to terrorise Jiraiya by sending it to him). But the first page of that legendary novel was put beside the boys love manga page.

Sasuke had a really evil grin on his face. It was all his plan, Kakashi would do anything for that legendary script, and he had to read it no matter what, even if he had to see the boys love manga on every page.

But he wouldn't survive any longer, that boys love manga was too destructive for straight men, and it was a bara-yaoi-manga (muscle man x muscle man). In the end, either Kakashi would faint where Sasuke would open his mask, or at least Kakashi might threw up where he had to take off his mask.

"Urgh..." Kakashi's face turned white.

"Papa.." Sarada stared at her father who unconsciously activated his sharingan and rinnegan due to the excitement.

Kakashi then turned the next page, he then ripped off the boys love manga page and continued reading peacefully.

"What.. he can do that..." Sasuke was defeated.

"Of course he can, papa.." Sarada sighed.


"Geez, where have you two been? We only asked for snacks to watch the fireworks!" Sakura whined as Sasuke and Naruto was back with the kids.

Actually, as the Uchiha and Uzumaki family arrived, they split up to get some snacks for the firework display, while Sakura, Hinata, and Himawari grabbed a good spot. In the end, the husbands and kids went back with some takoyakies, sobas, and sweets for the kids. Boruto and Sarada told their mothers about the S-rank mission from the hokage, and Sakura was mad for a second for not including her despite being also a member of team 7 while Hinata laughed at their so-called S-rank mission.

"I saw uncle-Kakashi's face once.." Himawari said which brought surprise to the rest of them.

"When-ttebasa?!"

"How-ttebayo?!"

"I asked him to.." Himawari answered as she enjoyed her cotton candy.

"You asked him?" Naruto asked.

"Isn't it another mask behind that mask?" Sakura asked, remembering how their own mission ended up like.

"No, it was a mouth.." Himawari answered innocently.

"A mou.. HOW WAS HE LIKE-TTEBAYO?!"

"So-so.." Himawari answered, "But.. I never thought uncle-Kakashi would look that good.."

"Good?! He looks good?! How was he look like?" Sasuke also asked.

"So-so.." Himawari smiled. "Ah.. Uncle-Kakashi asked me to keep it as a secret.."

"Hima-channn!"

"Tee-hee.." she stuck her tongue out and smiled cutely.

And the face behind Kakashi's mask still remained a mystery to many people, including the desperate team 7.


3. Ultimate winter diet

Naruto stared at the kids who were doing their homework in the living room, while Hinata was helping them. It was a sight he rarely saw due to his late arrival at home. Though before he became the hokage, he never did help the kids with their homework, he did help, but he got most of the answers wrong and Hinata who did the final check ended up teaching the kids plus her husband.

"Mommy, my button fell off.." Himawari gave a button from her shorts that fell off.

Naruto then noticed something different from his fairy. "Hima-chan... is your cheeks usually this chubby?"

"Now that you mentioned it.." Hinata stared at the kids. "Boruto.. your clothes are a bit tight?"

"Hima-chan's belly didn't use to be this..." Naruto stared at Hinata.

"Did you two get fatter?"


Sarada tried to wear her skirts, but she couldn't pull the zipper, no matter how strong she pulled the zipper.

"No way..." Sarada stared at herself in the mirror.

"Hey, Sarada.." Sasuke knocked on her daughter's room, a new rule that Sarada applied to his father which upset her dotting father for a week.

"Papa?" Sarada opened the door.

"Woah.. Sarada.. did you gain weight?" Sasuke un-illmaneredly asked his daughter.

Sarada's eyes became teary, "PAPA IS AN IDIOT! I HATE YOU!" she closed the door leaving Sasuke dumbfounded, then he went to his wife, crying.


"INOJIN..."

"Yes, mom?" Inojin ran to her mother, hearing the scary voice, he wondered what he had done that upset his mother.

"Have you gotten fatter?" Ino asked her son.

"I don't know.. why?" Inojin asked.

"YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT BECOME FAT LIKE CHOUJI!" Ino yelled. "Go exercise and no dinner for you tonight!"

"Huh? But mom.." Inojin stared at himself on mirror, he froze. He really did get fatter...

Himawari-chan can't see me like this...


Tenmari stared at her son sleeping under the kotatsu with the TV on and a bag of steam buns in his arms. Then she stared at her son's potbelly popping out from his tight t-shirt. Since when did her son gain so much weight? She did see him coming home with dangos, steam buns, or sweets in his arms, but Shikadai wasn't the type that buy things on his own accord, he was supposed to think that it was too troublesome.


"My speed went down during the marathon today-ttebasa!" Boruto grumbled.

"And I felt heavier, it's becoming more tiresome to walk.." Shikadai laid himself on the grass.

"My mom is putting me on a tight diet.." Inojin sighed, feeling his stomach grumbling, asking for food.

"Don't you think.. we've become fatter?" Sarada asked, remembering the unzipped skirt she was wearing.

"I can't face Himawari-chan like this!" Inojin sighed.

"Hey, zombie boy! Don't drag my sister into this!" Boruto hissed.

"Hey guys!"

"Uncle Iruka!" the kids greeted their parents' former teacher.

"And Hima-chan!" Boruto added, seeing the little girl holding Iruka's hand.

"Look what I brought today.." Iruka grinned, showing them a bag of sweet potatoes.

"SWEET POTATOES!" the kids shouted happily in unison.

"Let's gather the woods to roast the sweet potatoes.." Iruka grinned.

"Inojin-niichan, aren't you coming?" Himawari asked as Inojin was preparing to leave. He didn't want Himawari to see him with his potbelly and chubby cheeks. Though the young boy didn't know that Himawari too, got a similar potbelly.

All the kids split up to gather the woods and it didn't take too much time before they came back with lots of woods. With the justu Sarada learnt from her father, she lit up the woods on fire, and they all waited in circle. After that, Iruka took out the roasted sweet potatoes and gave each of them one. They all enjoyed the sweet potatoes, except for Inojin who distanced himself from Himawari. Then Iruka had to leave first, while the kids thanked him and enjoyed their potatoes until..

"WAIT!" Sarada got up. "This is why we got fatter! THIS is why!"

"Sit down, girl! Did't your mama teach you table manners?" Chouchou scolded Sarada.

"Shut up fatty! We don't want to end up like you!" Sarada yelled.

"She's right.." Inojin also got up. "Uncle Iruka had been feeding us snacks and we skipped our practice because of this.."

"And we've been doing this for 3 weeks.." Sarada added.

"Don't give a damn about them.." Chouchou grabbed another sweet potato.

"My speed has indeed slowed down.." Boruto mumbled.

"And my clothes feel smaller.." Himawari looked sad.

"My body feels heavier.." Shikadai added.

"If we continued living like this, we might become..." Sarada and the others turned to Chouchou.

"What? Can't you see I'm enjoying my life to the fullest?" Chouchou grinned annoyingly.


The next day, Iruka came back to the park with a bag of taiyakis, "Hello kids.." But he was surprised to find Chouchou was the only one welcoming him (his food actually).

"Where's the others?" Iruka asked, handing over one of the taiyaki to Chouchou.

"In Lee-sensei's dojo, they're training today.." Chouchou answered as she enjoyed her treat.

Iruka decided to go visiting the kids in Lee's dojo.

"Ah, Iruka-sensei.." Lee welcomed him. "What brings you here?"

"I heard the kids are training here?" Iruka asked.

"Yeah, there they are.." Lee showed the kids doing 100 push-ups. "They're really in high spirits, that's the spring time of youth!"

"Then I'll wait for you guys and we'll have these taiyakis together.." Iruka smiled and cheered them.

"NO!" Inojin was the first to shout between his push-ups.

"We've become fatter because of your treats, uncle Iruka!" Sarada added.

"You'll have to stop feeding us-ttebasa!"

Iruka was saddened by the kids, he was enjoying his time eating the snacks every afternoon, watching them play and fight. He did miss those times when he was the teacher of Naruto and the others, watching over them and all of the sudden, those kids had grown up, achieving their dreams and built their own family.

"Hey! Don't be rude to Iruka-sensei!" Lee scolded them.

"No Lee.. I guess I'm feeding them too much, it's bad if their nutrition is unbalance.." Iruka smiled sadly. "I guess I just miss those times, playing with children.."

"You can always play with us, uncle Iruka!" Sarada stopped her push-ups and ran to Iruka, realising that her words have hurt Iruka's feelings. "You don't have to bring foods when you see us.."

"Yeah, or you can help us with our trainings!" Inojin joined them.

"We also likes spending time with uncle Iruka!" Boruto grinned.

"It's troublesome if these kids are left without you.." Shikadai added.

"You guys.." Iruka smiled, embracing the sweet children.

"This is what I call spring time of youth.." Lee wiped his tears.

And the next week, the kids managed to lose their weight back to their usual. The clothes were not too tight any more and Boruto got back her form speed, while Shikadai.. he was still lazy. Sarada managed to pull her zipper easily, and Inojin gained back his confidence.

"So why aren't you losing weight too, Chouchou.." Karui sighed, looking at the other children.