Sorry about the wait. Had a semi-crappy week.

The Dangerous Type

7:00am

House groaned as the alarm clock blared. Cuddy turned it off.

"Let's stay in bed today," House said.

"We can't," Cuddy said. "We have to go on your hike."

"But I don't want to," House said.

"Too bad," Cuddy said. Cuddy tried to get out of bed, but House pulled her back against him.

"As the man of the house, I say we stay in bed," House said.

"But this isn't our house," Cuddy said with a smirk. "Plus, we all know that I am the one that controls everything."

"I just let you think that," House said.

"Oh, really?" Cuddy asked.

"Yes," House said. "It is my master plan."

"Was it part of your master plan last night to have me turn you down with your sex idea?" Cuddy asked.

"Yes," House said. "I wanted you to think that you controlled that area of our relationship. I didn't really want it."

"That proves you are lying," Cuddy said. "You always want it."

"Maybe I just make you think that," House said.

"You want to have sex right now?" Cuddy asked.

"Well, if you are offering," House said. House started to stick his hand under Cuddy's shirt. Cuddy slapped House's hand.

"Ain't happening," Cuddy said. "I just wanted to prove that you are always horny."

"That proves nothing," House said. "That just proves I am horny right now."

"You act like you always turn me down for sex or I have to force you," Cuddy said.

"It might be hot if you did force me," House said. Cuddy laughed.

"You are such a pervert," Cuddy said. "I am going to go take a shower." House let Cuddy go and she climbed out of bed. "Will you get Jordan ready?" Cuddy asked.

"Sure," House said.

"Way to prove that you are the man of the house," Cuddy said with a smirk as she went into the bathroom. House waited until Cuddy started her shower before he climbed out of bed. He went and opened up the bathroom door.

"Oops," House said. "Someone accidentally turned the lights off on you." House flipped the the bathroom lights off.

"Turn them back on," Cuddy said.

"Sorry," House said. "I have to get Jordan ready." House left the bathroom door open and sat down on the bed. Cuddy peered out of the shower and saw House sitting on the bed starting at her.

"I don't see you getting Jordan ready," Cuddy said.

"He looked so peaceful," House said. "I wanted to give him a few more minutes to sleep." Cuddy opened up the shower curtain. She slowly stepped out, not wrapping a towel around her. House looked up and down her body.

"Was this your plan all along?" Cuddy asked, turning on the bathroom lights. She stood there naked, with her hands on her hips.

"Yes, it was," House said. "Let me say that you are damn sexy."

"I know," Cuddy said with a smirk. She then closed the bathroom door. House smiled and then got up to wake Jordan up. House got him up to get his diaper changed. Jordan stayed asleep the whole time. House was happy that Jordan had never turned into much of a crier. Jordan finally woke up when House tried to dress him again.

"Don't get fussy on me," House said. "Your mommy will be here to feed you soon." House picked Jordan up and rocked him a little to keep him from crying. He went and looked out the window. He saw where they would be hiking that day and groaned. He knew he would have to bring extra Vicodin, just in case. House was standing there lost in thought when Cuddy came out of the bathroom. She walked up behind him and kissed him on the back.

"Enjoying the view?" Cuddy asked.

"I liked the view of your naked body better," House said. House handed Jordan to Cuddy.

"Morning, baby," Cuddy said, giving Jordan a kiss on the cheek. House pointed to his cheek. Cuddy smiled and instead kissed him on the lips. "You want to go grab us some breakfast as I feed Jordan?"

"Sure," House said. "I'll go see what they have." House left the room to go see what they served there. When he went into the living room, he saw Nicholas and Preston arm wrestling. Nicholas was trying his hardest to get Preston pinned. Preston acted like he wasn't even trying.

"Morning," Preston said. He then quickly pinned Nicholas's hand down.

"Damn it!" Nicholas yelled.

"Dude," Preston said. "It is just a game."

"Let's try it again," Nicholas said.

"No, thanks," Preston said. "You won't be able to beat me."

"Yes, I can," Nicholas said. "I just didn't have a good grip last time."

"Arm wrestle Greg," Preston said.

"He is like old enough to be my dad," Nicholas said. "I can easily beat him."

"Want to bet?" House asked. "Of course, if you are afraid the old man will beat you."

"I know you won't beat me," Nicholas said. "I just didn't want to hurt you or embarrass you."

"I will take the risk," House said. "Let's go." House got into position.

"I will go easy on you," Nicholas said.

"Don't," House said. "Go all in. I'm not scared." Preston decided to referee.

"Ready?" Preston said. "Go!" Nicholas and House used all of their muscles to try to get the other down. House was finally able to pin Nicholas.

"Who is the old man now?" House asked with a smile.

"Son of a bitch!" Nicholas said. "I just must be tired. I didn't sleep very well last night."

"Or it could be that I am stronger than you," House said.

"Shut the fuck up!" Nicholas screamed, jumping up. Preston moved in-between Nicholas and House.

"Calm down," Preston said. "It is just a friendly game."

"It won't be so friendly after I bash his brains in," Nicholas said as he stormed out of the room, leaving Preston and House in shock at the so-called Christian's attitude.