Flashback
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Anywho here is a little chapter to keep y'all going. There will be another update tomorrow so keep an eye out for it.
Little question: Do you want Sofia and Grace to get together? Or do you want them to stay friends?
~2011~
Retail Therapy
Quinn nervously knocked on Santana's bedroom door and waited for the girl to let her in. After accidentally walking in on Santana and Brittany having sex on numerous occasions she would never enter the room until Santana answered her door first.
"What's up munchkin eater?" Santana smirked
"I told you before that is not funny and totally inappropriate" Quinn grumbled as she made her way into the Latina's room.
"But it's the truth. You just love getting those lips around her lollipop guild" Santana leered
"Ugggh! God your extra pervy today" Quinn replied
Santana just laughed.
"Where's the old ball and chain?" Quinn asked with a smirk
Santana just rolled her eyes
"My beautiful fiancé is having a girls day out apparently. With Wheezy, lady demon and your shortcake." Santana replied
"You know they do have names." Quinn responded
"Yeah, yeah whatever. So what did you want?"
Quinn suddenly looked shy, Santana narrowed her eyes at her friend
"What? You're not going to ask me how to have oral sex again are you?"
"No! I know how to do that now" Quinn quickly replied.
"Then what?"
"I um...I need you to do me a favour"
The Latina raised her eyebrow
"What kind of favour?"
Quinn blushed
"I need your help in choosing...I want to buy a um...you know...I...Rach and I kind of want to try something different and...well I thought that maybe...you could..."
Quinn sighed as she saw the confused look of her friend's face
"I want you to go to a sex shop with me so I can buy a strap-on, ok?" Quinn clarified through gritted teeth as her blush intensified and grew she was pretty sure her feet were even blushing.
Santana stood there once again a little shocked
"Oh...um...o-ok" The brunette replied.
"Thanks" Quinn mumbled as she looked away from her friend.
The two girls got out of Santana's car. They were in the more unpleasant side of town at the only sex shop Quinn had found in Lima. One that sounded legit and not creepy or unclean.
"What are you wearing?" Santana finally asked it had been bothering her since they left home
Quinn was wearing black pants and a big black coat with her sunglasses on
"What? I couldn't have anyone notice it was me!" Quinn hissed
Santana just rolled her eyes and walked over to the store.
Once inside Quinn couldn't help but blush at all the different toys and costumes and were they nipple clamps?
Santana lead Quinn over to where the dildos and strap-ons were.
"Wow...there's so many different ones. How do you know which one to get?" Quinn whispered to Santana
"I don't know...just the ones that look like the most fun I guess"
A tall redhead woman came over to the pair with a friendly smile
"Afternoon ladies do you need any help?" she asked
Quinn just blushed
"Yeah my friend wants to buy one but doesn't know which one to get" Santana bluntly told the woman.
"Oh ok well is for your own personal use or for sex?" she asked
Santana turned to look at Quinn who was awkwardly staring at the floor
"Sex" she mumbled
"right, well then honestly most of these dildos will be fine but if you want it to be pleasurable for both of you then I suggest the strap-ons" she replied while pointing to the next shelf.
"Thanks" Quinn once again mumbled still looking at the floor
Santana just rolled her eyes at her friend. The shop assistant quietly giggled to herself.
The two girls spent quite some time in the shop trying to figure out what to buy and so after 40minutes Quinn finally decides to get a gold strap-on.
Afterwards they head home Quinn was terrified of a police officer pulling them over and searching the car so she drove like a little old lady much to Santana's annoyance.
When they reached the house Judy was at her car pulling out bags of groceries.
"Oh hi girls, could you give me a hand please?"
Quinn didn't want to, she just wanted to go upstairs and hide her new purchase so no one would see it.
But Santana being uncharacteristically nice made her help her mother.
"Oh you guys went shopping? What'd you get?" Judy asked as she followed the two girls into the house.
"Um...n-nothing" Quinn stuttered and turned a bright pink.
"Quinn sweetie I can see the bag in your hand" Judy replied with a chuckle
Santana couldn't help but grin
"It's nothing so mom how was your day?" Quinn quickly asked
"Fine, had brunch with Michael and Leroy and just did a little shopping" she replied as she began to put the shopping away.
"So are you going to tell me what you bought?"
"I didn't get anything!"
Judy just raised her eyebrow at her daughter, Santana couldn't help but laugh. Quinn roughly jabbed the Latina in the ribs to make her shut up.
"Hey" Santana hissed at the girl
"Well shut up" Quinn hissed back through gritted teeth
"Ok what's going on?" Judy asked
"Nothing!" Quinn replied
"There is something. Your both acting shifty and that's never a good sign"
"Mom, seriously nothing is going on and I didn't buy anything." Quinn explained.
Before Judy could reply the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it" Santana yelled then ran to the door
"Hey babe" The Latina smiled at the tall blonde standing at the door.
"Hey" Brittany smiled back then wrapped her arms around the brunette and attacked her lips.
"Why won't you tell me what you bought?" Judy asked
Quinn was getting flustered at this point she wasn't prepared, usually she can lie her way through anything but lately she had noticed that a certain few people had managed to render her unable to lie. One was Rachel and the other was her mother.
Thankfully Quinn was saved by the bell...or the ringing of her phone to be more precise.
"Hey, Rach" Quinn answered and sighed with relief as she turned away from her mother a little bit while she talked to her girlfriend
Judy took this opportunity to take a look at Quinn's purchase seeing as her daughter wasn't going to tell her.
Quinn, mid-sentence to Rachel turned back around to see her mother go for the bag that she had brought in.
What happened next for Quinn was something out of a horror film her whole world turned into slow motion. She dropped her phone, jaw falling open and her cheeks burned a deep red. She saw her mother open the bag and take out what was inside. Judy wore a look of confusion for like a split second then her face contorted into shock, horror, revulsion, horror again and then utter, utter terror at what was in her hand. Judy looked up at her daughter who was standing there pretty much feeling the exact same as her mother at that moment.
The two blondes just sort of stood there staring at each other. Over the last year or so Judy and Quinn had found themselves in some pretty awkward situations. Including Judy walking in on Quinn masturbating once or twice...or six times, she had accidentally walked in on her daughter having sex with Rachel (that took a lot of vodka and prayer to get that out of her mind), she had also had very awkward talks with her daughter about coming too quickly and the importance of safe sex that included a very detailed pamphlet called No Love Without A Glove that she had gotten from Ms. Pillsbury. But this...right now...this had to be one of the most awkward and horrific experiences they had ever had.
Neither knew what to do or say at that point. Quinn could vaguely hear Rachel's voice coming through the phone that was abandoned on the floor asking if everything was ok.
After what seemed like forever Judy cleared her throat and placed the golden strap-on onto the counter.
"Well then...I'm...I'm going down to the wine cellar to...recount our stock" Judy finally spoke.
The older Fabray slowly turned around and walked out of the kitchen. Quinn still just stood there.
Santana and Brittany entered the kitchen hand in hand. They looked confusingly at Quinn. Brittany bent down to pick up the phone and handed it back to the blonde.
"Q?" Santana asked
Quinn just squeaked
Santana and Brittany looked at their friend a little worried. Then Santana saw the strap-on just sitting there on the counter. She looked from the toy to Quinn and then back again. Noticing Quinn's state and the lack of one Judy Fabray.
Santana just cackled.
