Iroh

"Hello. Is this the Tea Addicts Anonymous meeting?"

"It's therapy?"

"Who signed me up?"

"Why'd Zuko sign me up for therapy?"

"Oh. I didn't realize my obsession with tea affected him so."

"Meddling? I do not meddle!"

"Well, yes. I suppose I did set him up with Jin, but it was for his own good."

"Well, I suppose I could stop."

"Well, my obsession with tea started when Ozai bet me I couldn't go a month without drinking anything but tea. Obviously, I won the bet, but from then on, I was addicted."

"TAKE AWAY MY TEA?!! NOOOOOOO!!! I WON'T LET YOU!!!"

-------------------------------Therapist and Uncle fighting over a tea pot------------------------

"IT'S MY TEA! MINE! ALL MINE! STAY AWAY! DON'T TOUCH! IT'S MY TEA! MINE, MINE, IT'S ALL MINE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

-----------------------------------Iroh taking his pot of tea back-----------------------------------

"My precious!"

Doctor's Note:

Diagnosis: Severely addicted to tea.

Treatment: Placebos. Cookies if you know what that means.

Current Status: Drinking tea. Duh.

Additional Notes: He hurt me! It's not fair! I can't continue treatments until the boo boo on my...all over heals. WAAAAHH! -tear drops on page-

I hope he chokes on his tea!

a/n: I need more therapists. They all either quit or were hospitalized! Oh, and just so you know, you can vote for ANY ATLA character. Even the cabbage man. So, here's the score: Suki-3 Yue-1 Bumi-1 Jet-1 Haru-1 Zhao-1. Oh, and I forgot who Haru is besides being an earthbender. So, could someone tell me who he is? Thanx!