Hi there!
We have new follower!... I sound like some sort of Russian dictator.
Blue: Yeah.
*starts humming Korobeiniki*
Blue:Thanks to NoticeKawaiiBakaChan... what are you doing?
What, this song IS Russian.
Blue: And?
…
Just read this chapter guys and girls. I have to smack someone across the face.
Star Fox: New on Earth
Chapter VII
Tour guide
Next day
10.00
McCloud House
This day morning was just plain uninteresting. The family ate their breakfast, drank their tea, and went to the living room, in order to watch TV.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
-Fox, could you go and see who's at door so early? -James asked.
-Huh? Okay.
He opened the door, and saw, of course-
-Jake?
-Hi Fox! Do you have the time?
-Yeah, why?
-I and Arti -Arti suddenly popped from behind Jake's back -wanted to take you for a field trip of sorts.
-Okay, just lemme ask parents.
He ran to the living room.
-Mom, dad, can I go with Jake for a trip?
-Sure, why not. Just don't get yourself in trouble. -Vixy said.
Fox went back, put his shoes on, and literally jumped out the door.
-So where are we going?
-Not shy or anything? Like afraid of people's reactions? -Arti asked.
-Nah, got over it.
-Nice.
They started walking towards the gas station.
-What is this, anyway? -the vulpine asked, referring to rather huge, red,blue and silver superhero-like sculpture.
-We call him The Small-foot or The Big One. He was built over 150 years ago, and is still holding himself.
-Small-foot?
-Look at his feet.
Fox looked at the, indeed, unnaturally small feet. Presumably a construction flaw.
-What idiot designed this?
-I don't know. -Jake said. He actually did the most of the talking part.
He then retrieved some money from his pocket, and went to the small shop near the station. Arti and Fox then sat on the bench nearby.
-Hey, Fox, can I ask ya something?
-Yeah, what is it?
-How it is to have a tail?
-...well, how to say this, it's like a fifth limb, just more floppy and fuzzy.
-So you can actually like pick up things with it or something?
-It's hard but yes. Sometimes it's quite useful.
-Hey, guys, catch! -Jake thrown two cans of cola at them.
Fox catched his one with his tail, while Arti took a headshot.
-Uh, sorry bro.
-You're lucky I have this damn force-field thingy too.
-Of course I am. Fox, I hope you can drink this?
-Has it got any chocolate?
-No... it's just coke.
-So I can.
They then went to Sal's shop.
-Hi Sal!
-Hey there! Who is that? He doesn't look quite human to me.
-Easy, Sal, it's Fox McCloud.
-That one from the newspaper?
-Did ya see another Fox McCloud passing by?
-I take it as yes. What for ya?
-As always, chili-burger. -Jake said.
-I'll take a taco. -Arti made his choice.
-Hmm... what do you recommend?
-Same as your white buddy. Be warned my furry friend, it's extremely spicy!
After buying their food, they sat on makeshift chairs near a makeshift table.
-Okay, Fox, take a bite and tell me what do you feel.
He did so, and instantly regretted. His vision went red.
-So?
-If I have to answer, it's excruciating pain I suppose.
Both Jake and Arti laughed, when Fox was on verge of crying.
-Oh, you're so damn cute. -someone said.
-Wait, that voice... holymarymotherofjesus IRIS?! -Jake exclaimed.
That's it!
In mid of writing this chapter we actually HIT the 5 fav barrier. Unfortunately my tablet screwed up and instead I'll give you that other thing for Milestone.
Blue: That is?
Tutorial how to make a wrist com.
Blue: Huh?
Whatever.
So, review, favorite, make extremely long words, and all that stuff.
RGBoy out!
