To say that Dick was bored was the understatement of the year. His day consisted of sleeping, then eating, then sleeping, possibly video games, sleeping, going to the bathroom (not by himself of course), sleeping, and if he was lucky a visit from a friend.

Dick was sleeping (again) when Alfred opened his door, "Master Dick, Miss Gordon is here to see you," Alfred informed him. Dick lit up.

"Send her in Alfie! Send her in!" Dick basically jumped up and down in his bed.

Babs creaked the door open smiling when she saw Dick's grin. "Miss me?" she teased.

"well you'e my only human contact!" Dick laughed even though this was partially true.

"I have to be home by 10:30, what do ya wanna do?" Babs asked Dick.

"Alfie got me this sick video game, wanna learn how to play?" Dick suggested.

Barbara shrugged and plopped down next to Dick, he winced. "Oops, sorry!" She smiled apologetically.

Dick cleared his throat, "It's fine Babs. SO basically press the 'X' button to shoot and the 'Y' to block"...

...

"KILL HIM!" Dick screamed at Babs.

"I'm trying! he keeps MOVING!" Barbara kept hitting the controller repeatedly

"KILL! HIM! BABS!" Dick yelled.

Alfred opened the door, "Master Dick, volume!" scolded, Dick looked sheepish. "Oh and Miss Gordon, the time is 10:30,"

Barbara's eyes widened, "Oh no! I've gotta go!" Barbara scrambled to gather all of her stuff and raced out the door, "Bye Dick!" She screamed as she raced out the door.

"See ya, Babs..." Dick waved as Babs fled. His eyes began to droop, and Dick fell asleep.


Dick woke up to a certain freckled red head just inches away from his face.

"WHAT THE F-" Wally held a hand over Dicks mouth to prevent him from screaming,

"SHHHH! Dick! It's me." Wally whispered in his ear.

Dick relaxed a little and ripped Wally's hand off his mouth. He glanced at the clock, "Wally! It's 3 am! Why are you here?!" He exclaimed as quietly as he could.

"I'm here to bring you to the cave before Batman and Alfred wake up!" Wally said gesturing for Robin to get on to his back. Robin grabbed his mask and got onto Wally's back. Wally raced down into the Batcave and headed towards the zeta. Wally screeched to halt.

Dick jerked forward, "Wally! what the hell!" he exclaimed, he peeked over Wally's shoulder. Alfred was sitting in a chair sipping tea.

"Master Wallace, I was wondering when you'd show up." Alfred sipped his tea some more. "Being honest, I expected you here two hours ago," he glanced at his watch. "Now, Mister West. If you would be so kind a"s to return Master Richard to his bed."

Dick looked pleadingly at Alfred. "PLEEEAAASSSEE Alfred?" He begged.

Wally quickly followed suit, "yea, PLEEAAASSSEE?" He wore an innocent grin.

"No," Alfred replied flatly, "go back to bed and you may ask Master Bruce for a visit to the cave in the morning."J

"Hey, it's technically morning!" Dick added smugly.

"No technicalities young Master Dick. Up to bed with you!" Alfred tried to shoo the boys out of the Batcave. Wally didn't move. He instead gave Alfred a skeptical look.

Wally gave Alfred a look that simply screamed make me move, I dare you.

Alfred took this look as a blatant challange. "Very well," Alfred sighed turning around.

Wally and Dick exchanged confused glances. Their confusion was interrupted as Alfred turned around and repeatedly whacked Wally in the head with his newspaper. "Up to bed!"

"OW! Hey! Ok! I'm going! I'm GOING!" Wally raced out of the Batcave with Robin still on his back. Alfred sighed, sat back down and unrolled his newpaper. Sippping his tea, Alfred awaited in the batcave incase the boys attempted to sneak out a second time.


Wally flopped Dick back on his bed. "Well there goes our visit to the Cave..." Wally sighed in defeat.

Dick cackled and shook his head in mock dissappointment. "Wally, Wally, Wally, Of course we're going to the Cave, we're just taking a... detour." Dick sat up amd limped over to his closet. "Catch!" He smiled tossing a rope towards Kid Flash.

"Clever boy!" Wally grinned as he opened the window and secured the rope. Robin slid his sunglasses on and shot Kid Flash a smirk.

Robin grabbed the top end of the rope hopped out the window, Kid Flash followed him. "How long will it take to run to the cave?" Dick, now Robin, asked.

"Hmm, not to long, maybe like 30-45 minutes." Wally shrugged. "Top speed, 25 minutes," added nonchalantly.

"Less blabbing more running," Dick said impatiently.

"Yea, yea." Wally rolled his eyes. he quickly picked Robin up and sped off.


The two boys arrived at Happy Harbor in about 27 minutes. Kid flash skidded into the cave panting. Robin checked his watch, "Solid 27 minutes and 18 seconds." he smiled. Kid Flash smiled and put the Boy Wonder down and started to catch his breath.

Alfred quietly walked into the room and stood in front of the two boys. "Record time, Master Wallace," he congratulated.

Wally glanced up at Alfred and groaned. How is this guy always one step ahead of us? he wondered.

"Come on then, back to the Batcave," Alfred gestured for them to follow.

As they approached the zeta beams the lights flashed and announced the person traveling to the cave at 3:35 am. Batman 02.

"Oh dear..." Alfred sighed hanging his head.

"Let's go, Robin," Batman growled while roughly snatching Robin's uninjured arm. He walked Robin to the zetas.

Wally stepped forward as if to follow but Alfred stopped him. "Master Wallace, I think it best that you stay here." Wally knew that Alfred was not making a suggestion. He hung his head and took a step back.

Batman 02, Robin B01, Robin waved goodbye to KF disappointedly. "Master Wallace," Alfred nodded his head as he, too, stepped into the zeta beam.