Solar yawned and looked to his right, where a window would be in his house. However, this was a dark cavern, underground, where one couldn't see the light of day. Judging by the noises of various cartoons being watched by Plop and his tiny circle of friends, it was Saturday. Once got out of his sleeping bag, he dragged himself to the bathroom. Even the sentences are tired.
Once in the, strangely clean compared to the rest of the cavern, bathroom, Solar began to brush his teeth, tiredly. When he looked to his right, he saw his girlfriend who was also tired. "Tulip, I-GAH!" Unfortunately for the ebony hedgehog, Tulip was half-asleep so she didn't acknowledge him as she was taking off the black ring that held up her ponytail. However, she had immense bedhead, meaning that Solar was sent flying into the marble wall behind him.
"Solar!" The hedgehog of the sun fortunately was able to dodge each, and every needle-like strand of hair. He smiled bravely.
"Heh, this is how I start every day anyway." Tulip quickly combed her hair back into its long self. Solar got down inhaled and exhaled deeply. Tulip blushed: it's rather rude to almost kill someone with bedhead.
"Hey, we should talk-"
"CAN'T! MOVIE! TEAM COSMIC ONLY!" Solar blitzed out of the bathroom, his orange toothbrush spinning in midair. Tulip watched it spinn for a while before it clattered on the linoleum floor. I wonder if he's lying, it isn't like him.
Meanwhile:
Taurus and Luna were sitting cross legged in a hall way, waiting for their brother. Taurus began to blink slowly, and then he drifted to sleep. However, an orange blur whooshed by them, leaving a trail of hot wind. Solar ran to his siblings, gold flames surrounded him as he sat down.
"Way to show off, brother," the muscular hedgehog sighed. Unlike his siblings, Taurus was rather slow and only moved and talked when nessary. However, this didn't stop him from talking down to his triplet brother and sister.
"Now to call this meeting to order," stated Luna in a judicial tone. "What movie should we see?"
"TRANSFORMERS!"
"X-MEN!"
"NONE OF THOSE MOVIES! I thought we should watch something educated for a change, like a documentary." Taurus and Solar just looked at each other then stared at their sister. Taurus jumped to his feet, his gray boots shook the earth.
"WE'RE 15! NO ONE GIVES A DARN!" Solar calmly got up, but Taurus stepped on his brother's metallic boots, so he fell. He rubbed the back of his gingerly and winced: he bumped his head. His emerald eyes glared disapprovingly at Taurus's emerald visage.
"What was that for?"
"I don't like your boots." Taurus pointed stubbornly at his brother's shiny red boots. Luna focused on Solar, while sitting down, and flipped him on his feet telekinetically. Solar tried to kick his brother in the shin, but it was like kicking pure diamond. The dark-furred hedgehog recoiled and hop-
ped in pain, nursing his wounded foot.
"You've hated my shoes ever since I got them. Dad gave them to me! They're special! Why do you hate them so much?" Taurus shrugged.
"I just don't like the color red." Solar was now ticked and began to argue with his brother, who argued back. Luna, who decided this fight was
over, got up and decked her brothers with a brutal tackle. The brothers were stunned, Luna would normally never do something like that: she was the shy one in the family.
"You know, brothers, I think we should settle this with a fight: last one hedgehog standing chooses the movie." Taurus jumped to his feet, his blue eyes shone with pride.
"There is nothing more I love than a battle, sister! I say we commence at once! Fighting in battle is the-" Solar appeared in front of his brother suddenly, golden flames surrounding his fist.
"Feeling poetic Shakespeare? Make an Italian sonnet in anapestic pentameter (FINALS!!!!) about this!" Solar punched his brother in the nose, causing him to crumple to the floor. Taurus is mostly muscle, which is unnecessary as his super strength was natural. As a result, injuring Taurus
isn't as simple as landing a punch; his muscle tone and mass works like a cushion. However, you can't have a muscular face, so Taurus's weak spot was his visage. Luna smile and put away her cup of tea.
"Well, brother, I am impressed. I honestly thought you would realize Taurus's Achilles heel." Solar dusted his gloves and faced his sister.
"There are smarts behind my speed."
"I concur."
"But sister- WAIT A SECOND! Why do we call each other 'brother' and stuff?"
"Dunno. It probably was our first word." Solar noted the small sphere of cyan energy, which he identified as lunar energy, forming in Luna's palm. Solar knew what she was trying to do. An Animalia technique, Luna hasn't mastered that yet. But I give her credit: you can only try. Solar formed a sphere of energy similar to Luna's, however it consisted of solar energy, and it had a red sphere of energy in the center.
"Pegasus de Lune!" Solar charged at his sister with his golden sphere, but Luna didn't seem fazed. Unfortunately, the pegasus didn't come out as winged horse of magnificence: just a feeble colt that wobbled on its legs and fell over before fading away. Luna looked at ther spot were the colt was, then noticed the charging black hedgehog. Luna blocked her eyes with her gray bracelet, similar to an Ark of the Cosmos. A purple blur appeared right in front of Luna's blindingly fast brother.
"DIE YOU FRENCH BASTARD!" K-9 landed a powerful uppercut that sent Solar flying into the earthen roof of the corridor. While Solar was trying to
pull his head and body out of the roof, his lupine assailant was running around, looking for 'the French bastard' who tried to hit Luna. After struggling for moments, Solar finally submited: "Maybe we can see 'March of the Penguins.' Taurus, Luna, meet me at the big mall place at 3; we'll see the movie at 4."
Luna smiled victoriously and telekinetically pulled Solar out of the celing. The tanned hedgehog tried to get his wallet with the little dignity he had left. K-9 stopped chasing his tail and realized that there wasn't an evil Frenchman anywhere. He turned to see his girlfriend laughing at his unusally tame behavior.
"You're like a puppy, sometimes." K-9 turned at his girlfriend and growled. He got up, teeth and claws bared.
"I am a wolf! We hunt and kill without remorse! Our name brings dread! Our claws-" At this, Luna scratched K-9 between the ears; the navy wolf
sat down and began wagging his tail. Once Luna stopped, K-9 scowled. "No fair, that's a cheap shot. Hey wait, movie?"
The tanned hedgehog walked through crowds at Station Square Mall. Solar looked for any signs of fangirls, which was redunedant: they were already obsessed for another hedgehog. Why do they like Sonic, but not me? Hmm, I need to get famous or something.... Solar pulled out his GameStop bag and crashed into a green vixen wearing a white shirt and pants with black trim. Solar smiled slightly, Solstice would describe her a 'moderately hot,' or something. Dump Tulip for her.
Solstice, get out.
Sorry.
"Pardon me," the gentleman said, offering her a hand. She accepted and Solar pulled her up.
"Thank you, Mr. Solar." Solar was surprised and flattered: this fox both knew him and her manners. "Oh wait, sorry, my name's Len...." The manifestation of the sun got a hunch that Len wanted an autograph. He closed his eyes and smiled.
"Len, you want an autograph, don't you?" Len blushed and nodded. Solar pulled out a slip of paper: "'To Len...well I haven't written an autograph before so, here you go. Signed, Solar J. Omnium the Hedgehog.'" He folded it into an origami sun and handed it to her before speeding to the enterance. If Len could see things at supersonic speeds, she would have notice Solar jumped into the air and clicked his heels before running. A
fan! Good to know I'm not some loser no one cares about. His joy, and the rest of himself, came to a screeching crash when he saw that everyone he knew was standing outside. "Okay, only two people were supposed to be here. What happened?" Solar paced the cement sidewalk and began massaging his temples.
Luna stepped forward sheepishly "I invited K-9. Sorry brother." Solar glanced at his sister then the group, after thinking it over, he groaned. This won't go well. "Okay, meet at the movie theater in an-" Solar noticed his 'captive audience' escaped. "Hour." He opened a double door and walked back in.
30 minutes later:
Everyone was standing outside again, as they all had been kicked out one way or another. (I got lazy...sorry, but I like action.) K-9 and Luna were still laughing at Sally the (rule-breaking) Squirrel.
K-9/Luna's Flashback:
"One plate o' chocolate chip cookies!" K-9 said to the 19-year old cashire at Ben & Jerry's, he held his peach muzzle over the counter, his eyes big and
puppy like. The orange goat cocked his head at the puerile wolf, he seemed like the lethal type.
"Dude, you're, like, 15." K-9 smiled innocently.
"So?"
"Don't you want a sunday? With lots of nuts?"
"No, just cookies."
"But-"
"GIMME THE STINKIN' COOKIES!" The dark wolf jumped on the counter when he said this, his anger flared and a purple aura surrounded him: when K-9 wants cookies, K-9 gets cookies. The goat handed him a plastic plate with a dozen cookies on it. K-9 took them from him, and walked to a table where his girlfriend was waiting. K-9 set down the plate, and shrugged his shoulders apologetically. "I didn't have time to make reservations anywhere nice, so
here." His sky blue girlfriend shrugged and took a cookie, also took one. "Not bad, but I've had better."
Luna grinned widely and began scarfing down the sweets. Wait, anyone whose had cookies knows those aren't the best ever. That means I'M DATING SOMEONE WHO CAN'T HAVE SUGAR! OH, THE IRONY! K-9 tried to keep the plate away from the manifesation of the moon, but a deep growl emmnated from her throat. And then...she attacked. For once in his life, K-9 was actually taking a beating. "AH!!! WHAT SORT OF UNHOLY HORRORS HAVE I UNLEASHED?!?! Wait, squirr-AH GOD NO!"
A brown female squirrel walked to the couple's table. She wore a sky blue vest (vest only) and matching boots: it was (my least favorite character of all time) Sally Acorn. Luna stopped her frenzy, noting K-9's uneasiness.
"You know this...I can't bring myself to say it."
"Hello Sally, are you still the slut I remember?" K-9 pointed a purple finger at her clothes. "Face it, you're a nudist." Luna gasped at Sally's depravity. She scowled at her preteen nemesis, the navy wolf brought her down once, and it wouldn't happen again.
"You're still the sensitive atomic bomb," K-9 cringed at this: he was suffering now. "You're soft, you explode when you get mad, and you will never get a-" Luna tagged herself in, she had seen K-9 suffer enough. Her light green eyes sparkled with anger.
"SHUT UP!" Luna telekinetically sent Sally up onto the glass balcony. The dazed squirrel had no clue what had happened, she got up and looked at the recently silent girl. Now, Luna was panting with and giving of anger. "No one messes with him. Not even a frinkin' slut like you!" Sally crashed through
the glass floor; Luna had used her control over gravity and multiplied Sally's wieght 1.0000000000001 fold. A nearby lion toddler walked up to the hole in the glass and screamed:
"FATTY!"
"I still can't believe you did that!" K-9 exclaimed, still shocked that Luna had a 'bad' side. Luna had even shocked herself. "I probably awakened some inner bad girl...that's actually kind of scary." Luna returned to her calm self.
"Heh, you acted like a complete kid back there; just as you awoke my bad side, I probably awoke a childish side....that's like a girl liking Solstice." The manifestation of the moon jerked a thumb at the lonely plum hedgehog, who was sadly drawing a heart in the dirt. He was bruised, humiliated and, worse of all, still dateless.
Solstice's Flashback:
The plum pervert was strolling though the mall, he had no set destination, but over a 1000 songs to listen to on the way the. His gray shirt fluttered carelessly behind him, he was hated but he didn't care. Suddenly, Solstice was no longer listening to Kanine West, but to the loud, indestinct noises of the mall. He spun around, shards of eclipse energy at the ready looking for who ever stole his iPod. What he saw was a bee juggling his mp3, Charmy Bee to be exact (no pun intended).
"HEY! Looky at what I found!" The annoying bee was spinning Solstice's prized possesion by its earbuds. The manifestion of eclipses charged at his foe, Fist De Eclipse at the ready, but Charmy flew into Victoria's Secret. He flew into Victoria's Secret, I wonder what he'll be like when he's 15. Undetered, Solstice ran after Charmy and his iPod...and into the vision of a multitude of teenaged girls. Solstice blushed and backed out of the store, waving slowly. Once he was out of sight, he sat behind the wall next to the entrance. I actually embrassed myself. I should try to see Charmy in that store.
Which he did. The moment he saw Charmy fly into a changing booth, Solstice blitzed in, grabbed Charmy, and threw him out of the store. Now where's my iPod and all of its songs? Of course, it was on the floor. Solstice picked up triumphantly.
"I found it! I finally found it! Now my life is-" Solstice bent backward and narrowly avoided a ravor sharp, hot pink electric guitar aimed for his throat. When he saw that it was wielded by someone who looked like Amy, Solstice froze in shock. "Who the hell are you?"
"Amy's cousin Sasha. Also known as your worst nightmare's worst nightmare." The hot pink (the color) hedgehog wore a black tanktop with crimson trim and navy blue pants. Well, that's what Solstice thaught he saw; this Sasha chick slashed him more times than he could count, thus all he saw was a slashing guitar, before being kicked into a shelf full of lingrie. A beige bull wearing macho looking shaded towered over the poor hedgehog. Solstice lifted a yellow bra off his ears.
"Heh, not my size?" The bull leaned into his face and roared:
"YOU'RE OUT OF PORPORTION!" The bovine security guard picked him up and through him out of the window, on the second floor. But before he was launched out of the window he mouthed "I love you." but was rudely rebutted.
"Ow," moaned Solstice and another, feminine voice. Solstice got up and dusted his shirt off. "Hey, watch where you're going, you moron!" Solstice spun around to scoff in return. However, his eyes fell upon the most beautiful person he had ever seen, even hotter than Rouge. She wore a black leather tube top and pants with 2 gray belts. Her red fur shone in the sunlight and he found himself staring into her sky blue eyes. He moved a gloved hand towards her yellow hair ribbon. He pulled his hand back when he found out she was staring back.
"H-hey." The vixen giggled and Solstice blushed. "W-we haven't met before, have we?" Solstice picked up the red fox's bags and handed them to her as she dusted her leather outfit. She just smiled. "You're cute actually." SHE LIKES ME! Time to flirt...
15 minutes of flirting later:
The fox kissed Solstice, who honestly was a little surprised, he had never kissed a girl without pain ennusing. The red vixen smiled and got up and began to walk to a black motorcycle. Wow, a motorcycle. She's sexy and cool. Solstice picked a strand of red fur out of his quills. "Will I see you anytime soon?" The attractive vixen spun around, holding a plum spike.
"You'd never believe where I found this." Solstice grinned. The fox pulled out a strip out and wrote on it. "Here." Solstice looked at it. His blue eyes rolled up at his new friend's chest then back at the sheet of paper.
"A free coupon at Friendly's." The red fox rolled her eyes and tapped a steel-toed boot on the solid sidewalk. "Read the back, moron." Solstice flipped the coupon and saw a 10 digit number. Her cell phone number. The vixen kissed him again, but only for a moment this time. She sadly got on her bike and sped off. The vixen called to the plum hedgehog through tears, "Goodbye, Solstice!" The hedgehog waved as tears flowed from his eyes. Not only out of sadness, but also joy.
"I have a date! And here's her number to prove it!" Shadow Chaos Controled in front of the plum 'hero,' and ripped the Friendly coupon into little bits. The hedgehog fell to his knees and tried to put the pieces together so he could save the phone number on his own cell phone. "Shadow," Solstice called miserably as he tried to assemble the ticket to romance, "what have you done?!" Shadow just laughed manically and Chaos Controled away. Just as Solstice was about to put the final piece in place....
Petro swooped down, an inflamed talon aimed for the sheet of paper, and slashed it to ashes. Solstice bent over and began grieving about his loss, Abi tried to consol him, but the manifestion of eclipses had no interest in the girlish owl.
"She was the only girl who liked me."
"Solstice..."
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT HOT! She was the most beautiful fox I had ever seen."
"Solstice..."
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE FROM A DIFFERENT SPECIES! I'll never see her again."
"Solstice..."
"SHUT UP!" Abi turned on a heel and walked back on the sidewalk. Her yellow eyes burned with a cool anger.
"Fine, I was trying to tell you that are about to be hit by a truck." Solstice spun around and saw an 18 wheeler driving at him. Solstice tried to run away, but he was to scared to get off of his knees. Of course, the truck hit him hard and Solstice went flying...and crashed into one of the mall's walls. K-9 was behind the wheel of the truck.
3rd Person:
Solar was shining his red metallic boots untill a loud beeping sound emitted from his back pocket. When he pulled out his cell, he discovered that it was 3:45. He started vibrating with antecipation, the new Transformers movie looked amazing. Once he noticed his fur was smoldering, he stopped then climbed the nearest tree. The ebony hedgehog coughed into his glove and yelled to the crowd of his friends.
"Hey, lets watch "300"!" The response was ennormous, everyone charged to the movie theatre as if they were going to war. Solar climbed down with Blaze tapping her foot at the bowing gentleman. "I'm a great public speaker, aren't I?" Blaze slapped him, the ultimate insult to a gentleman. Solar spun in circles, his red and blue highlights flying around. The lavander cat glared into his dark green eyes, slowly calming him down by scaring him.
"Solar, suggesting that movie wasn't a good idea."
"Like the time you accepted Solstice's dare?" Blaze shuddered deeply.
"I will never wear another maid costume again." Solar turned a deep shade of crimson at the memory, Solstice humilated Solar in a way that should never be said. Never. Ever. Which is why you'll won't get a flashback. Blaze resumed speaking. "Anyway, Rouge has been dying to see the movie verizon of Dusk and she will do anything to see it, it came out today." Solar shooed away the idea with his hand. He began walking towards the movie theatre, but he turned around and offered Blaze his hand.
"Wanna come?" Blaze accepted gingerly, and the two walked on. The cat smiled in a sly manner at the carefree hedgehog.
"You enjoyed it." Solar began chasing his classy counterpart to the movie theatre, where K-9 was sobbing. Blaze stopped to see what was ailling the navy wolf, but Solar was still chasing her. With a loud crash, Solar was sitting on Blaze, who in turn was sitting on K-9. After K-9 threw them both into the huge theatre, which was down the street from the mall, he began explaining his woe to them.
"Rouge immidated everyone into seeing "Dusk"! Now we have to watch a bad chick flick." Solar shrugged and took his pre-bought ticket from K-9, he tugged on his red sweatbands and walked into the blue carpeted viewing room. He turned to his friends and smiled.
"It happens."
I haven't typed in a long time and this isn't my best chapter. In fact, this Fanfiction thing may not be for me. HOWEVER, I hate it when people cancel stories, and I won't: I will finish. That, and I don't like leaving things unfinished, and I have another story planned after this. So if you haven't already, READ AND REVIEW.
