Thank you for the reviews! I think I was half-asleep when I came up with this chapter, but I like how it turned out. It amused me even though it's very strange (for parts of it).

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Kigdom Hearts (2).

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Xemnas paused in his searching. Where the heck could Zexion have gotten to? If he couldn't find him soon, this would be the fourth or fifth day he had been missing. Xemnas sighed. What to do...

"What are you looking for?" Vexen asked, carrying a stack of papers and books towards his lab.

Xemnas declined to ask what he was going to do with all of it. "Have you seen Zexion? He should have gotten back from his mission by now..."

Vexen almost lost his grip on what he was carrying. "You sent him on a mission? Recently?"

Xemnas was preturbed. "Yes...about four days ago..."

Vexen appeared worried. "Then I think you sent him before he found out what the potion would do to him that he accidentally ingested..." Vexen watched as Xemnas walked off rather quickly, yelling at anyone he saw to go look for Zexion. Vexen quickly carried the stack of papers and books to his lab, knowing that Xemnas would probably expect him to go look for the Cloaked Schemer as well.

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Countless hours later...

Vexen, Xigbar and Xemnas had formed a group to better cover ground, and they were now back in the World that Never Was (after having looked around in many other worlds). Something that sounded like singing caught their attention. As all three nobodies headed towards the source of the noise, they found that it was starting to sound more and more like Zexion... All of them stopped short when they saw what Zexion was doing.

Zexion had a stage set up in front of some brightly lit buildings, and was currently singing a love song and swaying along with the beat. Surrounding the stage were many of the lower class nobodies, all of whom seemed to be applauding Zexion's performance.

The song seemed innocent at first, until Vexen , Xigbar and Xemnas realized that Zexion was reffering to Vexen, and...things that wouldn't be considered teen-rated.

By this time, Vexen had already left the vicinity, muttering furiously about destroying any potion that resembled what Zexion had accidentally drank. Xemnas stood where he was, covering his face. Why did he have to deal with these things?

When the song continued its inapproprite content, Xigbar quickly dashed forward and grabbed the singing Zexion (who was actually in tune). Xigbar created a portal, and dragged a now protesting Zexion through it (leaving poor Xemnas behind to deal with many disappointed nobodies, all of them seeming to want someone to keep singing).

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Axel and Roxas passed a locked room, giving it a wide berth as Zexion called out still very disturbing things about himself and Vexen. Axel covered Roxas' ears, then called over to Vexen, who was sulking on a couch.

"Ahh, Vexen, why don't you just confess your love to the poor guy?" Axel asked with a grin. "I mean, you're always in that lab with him..."

Vexen gave Axel a death glare as he slowly rose from the couch and approached the other nobody in a furious silence.

No one heard from Axel after that, and even a few days later, until Roxas found him locked in a storage room. Neither Axel nor Vexen would speak to each other for weeks.

Zexion had since recovered, but wondered why he kept being followed by lower nobodies that wanted his autograpgh, or for him to sing.

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And that's the end. Please review and let me know what you thought of this chapter. I'd appreciate it.