Dear Steve,

I didn't do it! I swear I didn't!

It was-uh-it was...

I have a good reason for being here! I don't know how your house blew up, I was just in the wrong place in the wrong time! I was framed! Someone told me to come here! I didn't do it! I didn't!

IT WAS THE ZOMBIE! IT WASN'T ME! HE FRAMED ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

I WAS FRAMED! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! DON'T KILL ME!

HELP! HEELLLPPP!

Sincerely, (Dead) Creeper