Dear Steve,
I didn't do it! I swear I didn't!
It was-uh-it was...
I have a good reason for being here! I don't know how your house blew up, I was just in the wrong place in the wrong time! I was framed! Someone told me to come here! I didn't do it! I didn't!
IT WAS THE ZOMBIE! IT WASN'T ME! HE FRAMED ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
I WAS FRAMED! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! DON'T KILL ME!
HELP! HEELLLPPP!
Sincerely, (Dead) Creeper
