In which overs are made.

CHAPTER EIGHT:

MAKEOVERS

BACKSTAGE :

AIMI : 'Kay, it's time to bring in our victims so we can torture them today ! *points her Magic Remote at TV* Hey, it's not working !

RAVEN : *approaches Aimi from behind* Gotcha ! *grabs her*

AIMI : Hey ! What do you think you're doin' ?

RAVEN : We're tired of being tortured and made fun of. Today, we run the show !

ONSTAGE :

RAVEN : Today, we decided to make a 'change in programming'.

STAR : Yes. We were tired of being tortured and made fun of, so we are going to, how would you say it..."run the show !"

AIMI, KORI AND CINNA : *tied up* HEEEEEELP ! GET US OUTTA HERE ! THEY'RE GONNA TORTURE US !

JENJEN : *also tied up* Hi hi hey hi !

RAVEN : *sighs* And the first thing we're gonna do is SHUT HER UP ! *throws brick at Jenjen's head*

BEAST BOY : So, we've got them where we want them. Now, what do we do with

them ?

ROBIN : Bring in the lard ! *gets 100lb bucket of lard*

A, K, C: NOOOOO ! *are drenched in lard*

JENJEN : Yum ! Lard ! *licks up lard*

STAR : Do not forget the jelly ! *dumps jelly on hosts*

JENJEN : JELLY ! IT BURNS !

BEAST BOY : And the mayonnaise !

ALL : 0_O

BEAST BOY : What ? I like mayonnaise ! And Raven.

CYBORG : *dumps mayonnaise on Raven* Beast Boy ! Look !

BEAST BOY : YUM ! MAYONNAISE ! *eats mayonnaise off Raven* Oooh...every good treat really does have a surprise inside !

RAVEN : *throws brick at his head* Somehow, this show was much more fun when I was dead.

MEANWHILE...

AIMI : *whispers* They're ruining our show !

KORI : But how to get it back...?

CINNA : I've got a plan.

BACK ON SHOW :

BEAST BOY : Let's play "Making Sandwiches !"

CYBORG : I hate sandwiches !

BEAST BOY : Oh well, gaybo, deal with it !

CINNA : *from corner* Hey, Raven ! Look over here !

RAVEN : WHAT, ALREADY !

CINNA : C'MERE, I SAID !

RAVEN : *goes*

CINNA : Surprise ! *dumps mayonnaise on Raven's head*

BEAST BOY : OOH ! MAYONNAISE ! *runs over as cheetah and claws accidentally cut the rope*

CINNA : HOORAY ! WE'RE FREE !

TITANS : OH NO ! THEY'RE FREE !

LATER, ONSTAGE :

AIMI : Did ya miss us ?

KORI : Yeah ! We runnin' thangs up in here, dawg !

RAVEN : Oh, no. Not more torture. I can't stand any more, honestly, I'll crack.

CINNA : Sorry, Ravy, you can't crack just yet. There's just so much fun to be had ! Now, put on this tutu for my amusement !

RAVEN : *hangs head* I cannot resist your awesome powers. *puts on tutu*

AIMI : Now the rest of you ! C'mon, don't be shy !

ALL : *put on tutus*

CYBORG : *gushing* I look so prettyful !

BEAST BOY : Toldja he was gay.

STAR : Friends, why do you not enjoy these most whimsical outfits ? I find their style quite pleasing, myself ! And the color is one of the loveliest I have ever seen !

KORI : Now ! To the makeup counter at the mall ! And no taking off the tutus !

AT THE MALL :

JENJEN : MAKEUP ! MAKEUP NOOOOOOOW !

CYBORG : *putting on eyeshadow* Does this shade match my eyes ?

BEAT BOY : Which one ?

CYBORG : The real one.

BEAST BOY : It's fire-engine red, stupid ! I'd say you're more of a coral...or perhaps a lavender...

ROBIN : 0_O

BEAST BOY : *sweatdrops* I...um...have a sister ?

STAR : What is "makeup" ?

ROBIN : Girls put it on their faces to make themselves look better.

STAR : But why would anyone want to cover up their natural beauty?

RAVEN : Uh, I hate to break it to you, Star, but not everyone has "natural beauty" Like her ! *points to fat lady with six chins*

STAR : *gasps* Raven ! Surely you joke ! On my planet, that is the utmost example of beauty !

RAVEN : -_-;;;

ANNOYING MALL LADY : Free makeovers, anyone ?

CYBORG : Ooh ! Me me me me !

2 HOURS LATER :

CYBORG : *comes out looking like supermodel* Don't I look so totally fabulous ! Oh, I could just die !

ALL : 0_O

STAR : I would like to experiment with this "makeover" as well !

2 MORE HOURS LATER :

STAR : *comes out looking like supermodel but is still asking mall lady questions* What is "lipstick ?" Is it a sort of makeup ? And what does "foundation" do for the skin ? And what is...

ROBIN : *hearts in eyes* Ooh, mama...

BEAST BOY : Hey, Ravy, you should get a makeover, too !

RAVEN : One, DON'T call me Ravy. And two, I am not getting a makeover !

AIMI : Of course you are ! *forces her up to mall lady*

INSIDE MAKEUP BOOTH :

AML (annoying mall lady) : Now, dear, let's begin with the eyeshadow. Shall we try...pink ?

RAVEN : *creates telekinetic barrier*

AM L : *shaking head* Tsk, tsk, naughty naughty ! Here, let me...*dodges barrier*

Oh, now don't you look adorable in that shade of rose ! And it goes so well with your eyes...

RAVEN : Hoo-rah.

AML : Alright then, here we are with the blush ! And just to play up that precious eyeshadow, let's start with pink, as well !

RAVEN : *tips over makeup stand*

AML : *rearranging makeup* Now, now, musn't use our powers to destroy pretty makeup display ! *applies blush* Oh, don't you look darling ! And, tell you what, I have the most beautiful shade of pink lipstick to go with it !

RAVEN : Azarath metrion zinthos ! *something-or-other destructive occurs*

AML : No, no, we musn't say strange things while applying lipstick ! It fully unevens the coat ! Oh, and aren't you looking wonderful now ! But I do think that hairstyle is a bit plain and off-key...

RAVEN : I'm doomed.

2 HOURS LATER :

RAVEN : *exits booth with pink makeup, short blonde curls and a pink barette and dangling pink earrings.*

ALL : O_O

RAVEN : What ?

KORI : *snickers* Now...off to the CLOTHING DEPARTMENT !

AT CLOTHING DEPARTMENT :

CYBORG : Ooh, isn't this the most beautiful evening gown you've ever seen ? I just love it ! This pink sweater is sooooo adorable...and these sandals match it perfectly ! I'm going to try it all on ! *rushes to dressing room*

ROBIN : Well, at least I get to take off the tutu.

AIMI : WAIT ! WE HAVEN"T READ THE OFFICIAL CLOTHING DEPARTMENT RULES !

CINNA : And the rules are :

1. Raven cannot wear anything goth.

2. Starfire cannot wear anything other than goth.

ROBIN : *interrupting* Wait ! I want to make a change *erases stuff*

CINNA : *looks at rules* What the fuck is this !

1. Raven cannot wear anything goth.

2. Starfire cannot wear anything other than goth.

ROBIN : ^_^;;;

CINNA : No way *rewrites stuff* Okay. Here are the real rules :

1. Raven cannot wear anything goth.

2. Starfire cannot wear anything other than goth.

3. Beast Boy cannot wear anything black or purple or silver.

4. Robin cannot wear anything red, green, black, or yellow.

5. Cyborg cannot wear anything from the boy's or men's department.

CYBORG : Goody !

RAVEN : Just kill me now.

STAR : Wonderful ! I have often wished to experiment with the style of clothing you call "goth."

ROBIN : NOOO !

BEAST BOY : -_-

JENJEN : Wake up ! *throws brick at his head*

ALL : *enter a dressing room. And not the same one, pervert.*

STAR : *exits dressing room in ripped black jeans, a ton of silver studded jewelry, shirt with "Rebel" across the front, black boots, and heavy black-and-purple makeup* So ? Do I look, as you say, "tight" ?

ROBIN : *drooling* Well, your shirt sure does.

RAVEN : *exits dressing room in pink midriff shirt with long ruffled sleeves and neck, white-and-pink ruffled skirt, and shiny white dress shoes* I look like the Lollipop Girl.

CYBORG : *exits dressing room in shimmery purple evening gown, black high heels, gold earrings and necklace, and lavender-pink makeup.* Oooh ! I just look so cute in this outfit, dontcha think ?

ROBIN : *exits dressing room wearing Cow Suit* Ahh ! Why am I wearing this ?

BEAST BOY : *exits dressing room wearing nothing but boxer shorts* How did I end up finding nothing to wear ?

KORI : Oh, you all look adorable ! I'm gonna take your picture and post it all over the Internet !

ALL : CHEESE !