More comin' at'cha! And warnin' ya right now, probably not my best chapter. Though I'm not sure any of these are really good. XD

My DA friend GreenHa gets credit for #'s 54 and 56.

SunnySides gets credit for #52. I might seriously have to watch Princess Bride now for the first time ever. XDD

nbabb51 gets credit for #51.

Alice Gone Madd helped me out with some of #50. My cousin/classmate also did too, because the 'I DO NOT HAVE TURRETS' thing was something he randomly shouted out at a track me our freshman year. Yeah... he's... yeah. And AFV did too with the 'I love ponies and unicorns' thing.

Thanks to everybody for giving me suggestions. Again. I would've used them in this chapter, but it was kinda already written before I read the suggestions. Some of them will make the next chapter though.

ENJOY! :D

I do not own Transformers or anything in relation, and it seriously pains me that I don't. I do own my OCs, SO DON'T STEAL THEM OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING PIT! Enjoy. :D


Ch. 8

Artemis—50. Always be prepared for what spews out of people's mouths.

(It goes without say that it can get a little bit nuts and random around here at N.E.S.T.)

(Things people say are no exception.)

(For example: )

" You suck! And when you suck, we all suck! And when we all suck, everything turns into one big suck-fest! And that sucks! SO DON'T SUCK!"

(Simmons doesn't believe in pep talks.)

(He believes in instilling fear into the hearts of people in order to make them do things.)

(Say what you want, it works with the new recruits.)

" I don't like bananas!"

(I shouted that out during a meeting once.)

(" Well why not?!")

(" Because they get too mushy when you chew 'em!")

(" Uh-huh! I see! Good answer!")

(Oh, Epps!)

(The fun we have! X3)

" Ponies! I love ponies! I love ponies, and I'm not afraid to admit I love unicorns!"

(Red Alert.)

(I don't know which was sadder: )
(The fact that he shouted it out one Disney's 'It's a Small World' ride; )

(Or the fact that no one was surprised.)

" Well fuck me sideways and call me shish-ka-bobbed!"

(I'm a bit of an odd duck.)

(But, of course, that goes without say.)

(Still, my exclamations to things [in this case the ending of the Hunger Games trilogy] are very... out there.)

(And sometimes not the best things to say.)

(For example, in this case the Chevies were in the same room as me.)

(Probably wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't perverted little weasel who have a desperate crush on me.)

(So they're "Okay!" was just a little bit too enthusiastic for my taste.)

(As well as my comfort.)

(When everyone else came in to the room they all took notice of our two new, and rather objectionable and noisy, chandeliers.)

('Hide: " Streaks, what are skids and Mud doing on the ceiling?")

(Me: " Hangin' out.")

" Always make sure your AllSpark enfused girlfriend is around to save your ass."

(Bryce! XDDD)

(He was visiting and it was his first ever N.E.S.T. Meeting.)

(Will thought he'd give him a hard time, so he asked Bryce what the number one rule of combat was.)

(I loved General Morshower's reply.)
(Morshower: " Actually, that's better than what the actual rule is.")

" I SAW A SQUIRREL!"

(Riding with Ratchet can be the most boring thing ever.)

(No music, no conversation, just strict silence that can drive you within an inch of insanity.)

(Evidently, when Sam's bored, anything can become an announcement.)

(Including squirrles.)

(Me: " Yes, Sam, we know. The world is full of squirrels.")

(The most entertaining part of the ride was watching Sam in the rear-view trying to catch up to us after Ratch threw him out of the vehicle.)

(I nearly peed my pants laughing.)

(But I didn't because I didn't want to join Sam.)

" I DO NOT HAVE TURRETS!"

(Whatever you say, Leo.)

(Whatever you say.)

(*mock twitches*)

" I saw a squishy! *runs after said "squishy" and catches it* It's so cute!"

(Sideswipe, humans are not to be called 'squishies' and picked up and pet like hamsters.)

(That includes me!)

(I'll kick your aft to Cybertron and back, son!)

Bay—51. Don't let Jetfire and Jetstorm watch the Youtube video "Jack Frost Flirts... a Lot".

(Don't do it!)

(They will take it as a personal challenge to see if they can get people to fall in love with them.)
(Yeah, they've been hangin' around Bumblebee too much...)

(So far, they've been unsuccessful and lucky that I didn't dent their helms in.)

(And then they pulled out the big weird guns.)
(They targeted Sentinel Prime.)

(Awkward.)

(Gotta admit, I kinda felt sorry for Captain Asteroid Chin, he looked so weirded out.)

(Ultra Magnus asked why they were flirting with Sentinel.)

(I asked the bigger question.)

(Why would anyone flirt with Sentinel?)
(Nobody answered.)

(My point exactly.)

Hunter—52. Don't quote Princess Bride.

(Even though it is highly amusing!)

" Hello. My name is Hunter James. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

(Arcee and I were sparring and it just kinda slipped.)

(Dad walked into the room at the wrong time.)
(The look on his face: )

(Priceless.)

" Life is pain, kid. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

(I don't know which is more painful: )

(Smokescreen's cry-baby whining during his check ups; )
(Or the reality of Ratchet's advice.)

" You keep using that sound. I don't think it means what you think it means."

(Ultra Magnus has a very distinct noise for derision.)

(It's very annoying.)

(This was Wheeljack's attempt at getting him to stop.)

(It didn't work.)

(Nice try, Jackie.)

(*pats shoulder*)

" We'll never survive!"

" Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

(Miko insists that this is what the 'Cons say about going up against me in battle.)

(I'd be lying if I said that I didn't hope it's what they say too.)

" It would take a miracle."

(Bulkhead concerning Arcee's love life.)

(She was passing through the room at the time.)

(For the next two hours, Bulk was used by 'Cee for target practice.)

('Bee and I nearly died from laughter.)

" I am a mech of action. Lies do not become me."

(Smokescreen has the maturity of a thirteen-year-old boy sometimes.)

(By "sometimes" I mean "most of the time".)

(And his favorite way to show off his maturity—or lack thereof rather—it through pranks.)

(The last one he pulled was on Dad and me.)

(We'd just finished my combat practice and were heading out of the training room to hit the showers.)

(No sooner had we opened the door than we were, in all meanings of the word, slimed.)

(Yes, big fuel drums of nasty green slime had been rigged up above the training room doors so that, when they were opened, the unlucky opener got dumped on.)

(Of course, Smokescreen is fairly intelligent.)

(So that means that he wasn't around to witness his prank and get caught.)

(But Dad I knew it was him.)

(When we confronted him—still all covered in green slime, mind you—he got all offended and defensive.)

(He held up his right hand and put his left one over his spark as he swore it wasn't him.)

(Apparently he wasn't smart enough to wash of his hands.)

(They were still green with dried slime.)

(Dad and I are now stained green for about a week, but you wanna know somethin'?)

(Three... two... one...)

(*loud splash followed by Smokescreen's disgusted scream*)

(Revenge is sweet.)

Artemis—53. Always watch your mouth around the President.

(Apparently it is not appropriate to say any of the following: )

" So you're the one we have to thank for Galloway? Fuck you."

(Galloway was in the same room at the time.)
(His reaction was hilarious.)
(Even more so when the other N.E.S.T. members representing the team with me started to cheer.)

(Honestly, Galloway.)

(You can't really think we liked you?)

" Boy, you sure fucked up on that Obamacare thing, didn't ya?"

(Oh, come on, people!)

(We're all thinking it.)

" Hold on! One shot! I just need one shot!"

(I got tackled by the secret service men.)

(Guys, I was pulling out a camera!)

(And I was trying to get a picture of the dogs!)

(I'm not invited back to the White House ever again.)

(Fine by me.)

(My family didn't vote for him anyways.)

Bay—54. Don't try to make the running Looney Tunes' 'Those Endearing Young Charms' gag into an actual weapon.

(Please don't ask.)

(All ya need to know is that Sari, Bumblebee and I were very bored.)

(And it actually did work.)

(Sorta.)

('Bee's currently in the med.-bay gettin' put back together, and rebuffed.)

(The gag continues in the same fashion as it began.)

Hunter—55. Don't call Megatron my uncle.

(Can somebody please explain to me just what exactly about me is so irresistibly tease-able?)
(Seriously!)

(These guys just don't stop!)

(First they call me 'Stephano'.)
(That hasn't stopped by the way.)

(Then they tease me about Starscream.)
(I have to admit that no one's mentioned that again since the conflict with Bulkhead.)

(Now they've all zeroed in on the relationship between my dad, Megatron, and me!)

(It's not funny!)

(First of all, Megatron and Dad aren't, in actuality, brothers!)

(For another thing, Megatron hated the idea of having an Autobot for a niece.)

(And quite frankly, I'm not big on the idea of having a malicious and sadistic Decepticon warlord as an uncle either!)

(Though I have to admit, the term 'Uncle Meggy' does make him sound downright and deceptively cuddly.)

Artemis—56. Never mention the Creepypastas.

(Quite fankly, I never have and still don't see the fascination with them.)

(I have enough demons as it is—I don't need to be thinking about more things that go bump in the night.)
(And apparently neither do the 'bots.)

(It all started with Mikaela and Sam.)

(They are absolutely addicted to the 'Slenderman' game.)
(I mean, this game is like their heroine, okay?)

(The 'bots all got curious as to just what they was so intent on and screaming about every two minutes.)

(Unfortunately, I wasn't there to stop them from telling them all about Slender and his creepy crew.)

(Now the 'bots are frickin' paranoid as hell.)

(Ironhide forces the Lennoxes to sleep in his cab every night.)

(Red Alert puts the base in lock down as soon as the sun goes down.)

(And I have to sleep in Dad's berth now!)

(Oh, sharing Dad's berth isn't the reason I'm pissed—snuggling with him actually helps with my nightmares [what can I say? I'm a Daddy's Girl].)

(It's the reason of why I have to share his berth.)

(Skids and Mudflaps have to sleep in our quarters and are using my berth.)

(Skids and Mudflaps!)

(In my berth!)

(My berth!)

(Damn it, Sam and Mikaela!)

(You think Slenderman's scary?!)

(You ain't seen nothin' yet!)


Good? Bad? Yes? No? Funny? Voldshtein? Any ideas for what other rules to do? If you have some, leave a comment, and, unless you think the idea would be absolutely perfect for a certain girl, don't leave an OC name beside it. I'll decide what rule goes to whom. Yes, I'm a control freak like that. :)