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Not What I was Expecting!
She blew me her death-kiss
And the mouth-marks bled down my eyes,
Like her dying, on my windshield.
I can already feel her worms, eating my spine.
Just a Car Crash Away by Marilyn Manson
I don't think I've ever been so happy to see anyone in my life as I was to see Jacob stood there with Embry. I threw myself into Jacob's arms and as he picked me up I buried my head in his shoulder, reveling in the musky, woodsy smell that always seemed to permeate from him. It was familiar and wonderful.
"Hey Bells, you okay?"
"Yeah, just a little annoyed and pissed off," I mumbled quietly, feeling content. "Who knew playing hostage could be so exhausting?"
"These the assholes that took you?" he asked, setting me on my feet and pulling me behind him.
"They would be the ones," I answered with delight, reaching back and squeezing Embry's hand gently. He was on high alert, his eyes taking in everything, but the slight nod of his head told me he was acknowledging me.
"Hey, Princess," Damon sang playfully. "You forgot something."
He was dangling my phone between his thumb and index fingers, his arrogance keeping his back straight and head held up high.
I stomped around Jacob and toward Damon, and Jacob shadowed me, his hand on my shoulder, ready to push me into safety if need be. He may have imprinted, but he still loved me in his own way. To him, I had become another sister. I knew he would protect me at all costs.
The closer we got to Damon, the more Jacob tensed, and when I glanced back at him I could see the wrinkle in his nose. I guess they really were some form of vampire after all. I snatched my phone out of Damon's and his eyes sparkled with mischief. It was only a matter of time until he'd pissed off Jake enough to react. I could see that he was ready to taunt in the way his lips spread to that now familiar smirk of his.
Jacob backed up and pulled me with him, once again pushing me behind him so I was between him and Embry.
"What the hell are they, Bells?"
"Well, they told me that they're vampires, not purebloods like the Cullen's but some half-breed that came about because a vampire screwed a witch or some shit. They actually have fangs, but their bodies are more pliable like humans, just without the heat."
Jacob nodded. "I can smell it, it's not as strong as the other leeches, but the closer I get the stronger it is, I didn't notice it at first. How is it you always manage to find yourself among the mystical?"
"Just unlucky I guess," I said rolling my eyes. The Quileute always said I had a way of drawing the wrong kind of attention, Seth had always joked that I should steer clear of Ireland because I would probably get apprehended by leprechauns. I'd rolled my eyes at the time, but now I wasn't so sure. I seemed to have an uncanny knack of getting stuck in the middle of all this shit.
Stefan, Caroline and Elena got out of the car slowly. I imagined they'd taken his smile as a sign of everything being calm, but they were wrong. The smile had been for me. It was his way of showing me he wasn't mad about having to come to my defense again.
Jacob tensed the moment Stefan and Caroline joined Damon, Elena hung back by the car. She didn't look happy about it but she was an obedient little thing and seemed to do what Stefan told her. Even I couldn't rival her for that; I'd always challenged Edward's requests when he asked me to do something.
"Damn, that burns," Embry groaned from behind me. His eyes wide. I could see his cheeks burning, but figured it was just from the smell. "One wasn't so bad, but three of the bastards. It's like facing off with the redhead again."
Damon watched me carefully, his eyes following every one of my movements behind my wall of man. I could see his fascination, he was still wondering about what these guys had that he should be afraid of. I gave him a smile, knowing that once he opened his mouth and spewed his usual bullshit, Jake would get into the usual shaking mode and it would be revealed.
If I was being honest, I was actually looking forward to seeing the smug look drop from their faces. They seemed to be taking a lot of this at face value.
"So this is your defender?" Damon asked, chuckling slightly. "I admit, he's rather large, but we're vampires, and I can't see how he could rip us limb from limb. I think you were lying to us."
"She wasn't lying," Jake snapped, "and if you want to talk to someone, address me. Bella's through with you."
"Is she?" Damon laughed. "I think that's up to her, and quite frankly, Bella and I have a little understanding of our own."
Jake stepped forward but I grabbed his arm slowing him down. "Easy big guy he's taunting you."
"I could be," Damon laughed. "Or I could be telling the truth. That was your tight little ass in my lap earlier, was it not?"
"Damon. Shut. Up," Stefan groaned. "You have no idea what we could be facing."
"You didn't tell them?" Jake asked, looking down at me and smiling. I could almost see the pride in his eyes. When I'd first discovered what they were he'd sworn me to secrecy. Much the same way as the Cullen's had. I don't think he'd expected me to hold onto that when kidnapped though.
"Of course not," I slapped his arm gently. "You know me, I'm good with secrets. I figured I would keep my mouth shut. No doubt Damon will provoke you though. He's an asshole."
"I resent that statement."
"Why?" Caroline asked in her own demure little voice, and Embry snorted from behind me. "You know it's the truth."
Damon gave Caroline an incredulous look before turning back to me.
"Who the fuck are these people and why the hell did they take you?"
I looked at the three stood in front of us and the girl hanging at the back. I felt bad for Elena, I'd given her a hard time but she reminded me a lot of when I was that age and had just discovered that the things of horror movies were in fact real. They'd gone too far though, I'd never have dreamed of kidnapping someone for information.
"Well, the two guys are brothers, and the blonde goes to high school with the human chick in the back there. They kidnapped me for information about the Cullen's and the Volturi. They call them purebloods. Some chick Katherine went to the Volturi with information about them, and now they're digging a hole they're never gonna get out of."
"The Volturi . . . you mean the . . ."
I cut him off with a look and a nod. I was done playing google for these people. They weren't getting any more information from me.
"Damon, the one with the mouth, he's been baiting me from the start. Him and his brother play good cop bad cop and it's so obvious it's actually quite insulting. The blonde one likes to play dumb and the other ones buy into that shit, but she's intuitive, and the human chick's Elena, I think she rivals me from three years ago for naive."
"Now that's not fair," Stefan said gently, stepping forward.
"Back off," Jacob growled, his body moving in one giant tremor.
Damon saw an opportunity to provoke and took it. I had no doubt he would of. It seemed to be how he operated most of the time. I hated to say it, but to me it was amusing, and he'd pretty much met his match, he just hadn't realized it yet. I could see the icy blue of his eyes sparkle with determination as he figured his next move.
"Oh I get it," Damon laughed, he stepped closer than Stefan had, testing the boundaries now he knew how to push the buttons he seemed to enjoy pushing. "You're green and will turn into some giant HULK right? That would explain the growling and the shaking."
Hands gripped the top of my arms and pulled me away from Jacob. Embry pulled me behind him and backed away a little more. I could feel the faint tremor in him and knew he was going against his instinct to back his brother up, all in order to keep me safe. I watched Damon's eyes as he noted the exchange, his smile grew larger.
I wasn't sure what he thought was going to happen, but I knew they were all going to be surprised. Damon was relentless. I'd seen enough of that since I'd met him however many hours ago it had been. When he didn't get the answers he wanted he pushed, and then pushed some more testing the boundaries until he got his way or a point was proved. He was going to get himself killed, and I almost . . . Almost, felt bad for him.
"Damon, shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking stupid," Stefan hissed.
"Oh come on. Yes, he's a big guy, but do you really think he can rip us limb from limb like the little princess seemed to think he could?"
"Actually, yes, I do," Caroline answered quietly, backing away toward Elena in slow measured steps. "I don't think you should piss him off."
I giggled again and Embry looked at me with his eyebrows raised, he'd had to drag his eyes away from the still retreating Caroline. I knew that vindictive was new for me in most instances, but at the same time I was pretty sure that Damon was about to eat his words, and nothing gave me as much joy as seeing that happen. The bastard seemed to have a comeback for everything.
I watched as Stefan backed away and flanked Elena on the other side. Damon was stood alone, facing the unknown. He had balls, I had to hand it to him.
"Are we good here?" Embry mumbled, trying to keep me behind him.
"Yeah, it's a quiet street."
Almost as though on cue, Damon stepped forward again and a ripping, feral growl sounded. It reverberated from the buildings and rolled through the streets, a warning apparently. One Jacob wasn't going to give twice.
"Damon, back off," Stefan shouted exasperated.
"You keep saying that, and nothing happens," he laughed, shrugging and turning to face Stefan. "What is it you think is going to happen here?"
"Why do you always have to push?" Elena asked, eyes wide with worry. "Why do you always have to prove a point?"
"Because that's who he is," I answered for him.
Damon spun around, but the action was quick, Jacob was almost out of control now and before I could blink, there was denim and rubber flying through the air as his form shifted and the wolf appeared. A growl thundered through the air as the front paws of the russet wolf stomped the ground in front of him. He shook his body, his fur rising at the hackles as his eyes narrowed on his target and his long canine teeth bared. He edged forward, his lips curling as a snarl built up and rumbled in his chest.
I would never tire of seeing that, there was a grace to the transformation that most people would never get to see, but I loved my wolves and I loved them for what they were. Then, my eyes moved to Damon.
Damon
So, watching Bella rub herself all over the two giant men sort of made me queasy. Stefan would have called the feeling jealousy, but we all knew that I simply didn't get jealous so that was impossible. Then things got more interesting when Jacob started all his growling and shaking. I thought maybe he was having a seizure, or was just really screwed in the head. So me, being me, thought it would be fun to antagonize him. And it was. I mean, I really didn't see what the big deal was. They guys were huge, but size wasn't enough to take me down, let alone a Pureblood.
I was beginning to feel like little Bella was all talk when it came to what her friends could do. They seemed all talk and no action. That was until the fucker EXPLODED! He exploded into some gigantic mutant wolf! I had to really hold back to keep from pissing all over myself. I doubted I would have ever heard the end of it if that had happened.
Bella smiled widely, looking at Jacob/the wolf in awe, as she walked toward him. She buried her face in his neck and ran her fingers through his thick fur. The urge to piss myself was still there, but that feeling was in the pit of my stomach again and I simply wanted to vomit. Affection was the one emotion I had not yet witnessed from Bella and seeing her express it to this mutant dog was a bit much. Finally I found my voice again.
"What the fuck is this shit?" I waved my arms in the direction of Bella and the Beast.
Stefan stepped forward, hands raised in surrender, assuring them that we meant no harm. He glared and me and I rolled my eyes dramatically.
Bella giggled and pulled her face away from it before looking at me.
"Jake and Embry are from the Quileute tribe. They are part of a pack of shape-shifting wolves, known as the protectors of their tribe. They have one enemy… the cold ones, or the Purebloods as you call them."
"And they can really kill Purebloods?" Stefan asked, truly interested.
"Well, isn't that what I just fucking said? Jake, do you see what I've been dealing with?" The wolf let out what sounded like a chuckle and nodded his giant head at her.
"I apologize. I'm just stunned. I mean, we don't know much, but what we have gathered is that they can only be killed by one of their own kind."
Stefan's eyes shone and I knew he was trying to think of a way… any way to get these wolves on our side. If Bella wasn't even willing to work with us, there was no way in hell that these creatures would.
"You guys should have brought Paul. He would have had a blast with this!" Both Quileute's nodded, and although I had no idea what Bella meant by that I am sure that we should all be happy that they didn't bring Paul, whoever the fuck that was.
"Look, you can't blame us for being curious," I spat.
The wolf's form began to shake again and in a matter of seconds there was a very naked Jacob standing before us. I almost laughed at the expression on Caroline's face. Her eyes were roaming Jacob's body, landing on his dick more than once.
"I know, impressive, huh?" Bella snorted and giggled between words.
"Hell yeah, it is! I mean… just dayum! Are they all built like that?" Caroline motioned toward Jacob's body.
I took a peek, and while he was… built down there mine was still bigger. Keep telling yourself that, buddy. That voice in my head was getting on my nerves.
"Why yes they are, and you should probably wipe your mouth, Barbie, you have a bit of drool right there." Bella pointed to her own chin. Anyone else would have been embarrassed, but not Caroline. She just continued to stare.
"What is it with the white girls staring at our dicks? I swear, Bells, the first time you saw one of us phase back to human form I thought you were going to pass out with all the blood that rushed to your face." Jacob teased causing the very blush he described to make an appearance.
"I remember that! It was after Paul got pissed off and went all wolf on her the first time. He just walked up to Sam's naked as the day he was born. Bella, the look on your face was priceless!"
"Yeah, well, a girl can't be blamed for being in awe of such magnificent male specimens, right?" With that, Bella gave Jacob a playful smack on the ass.
"Hey now! You better watch it, the wifey gets mighty jealous." Jacob winked at her.
"Hey, I saw you first," Bella winked back.
"Girl, you mean to tell me you had this hot piece of ass and you let him get away? That Edward must be one hot son of a bitch!" Caroline needed to gain a verbal filter.
"Hey, he left me. Found his true soul mate." Bella batted her eyelashes like one of those cheesy cartoon characters.
"Aw, Bells," Jacob sighed, looking worried.
"Jake, you know I'm over that shit. I just like screwing with ya'!" He looked relieved but still a little sad. Pussy.
It seemed that Bella had been thwarted in love by two mythical beings. No wonder she wanted nothing to do with being dragged into any of our mess. I was brought out of my musings by Stefan clearing his throat. Elena's eyes had been lingering on Jacob's peen and Stefan must have finally noticed.
"Can I get you some clothes to wear?" Stefan asked and neither Bella nor myself could hold in our chuckles.
"Why do you always have to spoil all my fun?" Caroline pouted as Embry pulled a set of clothed from the duffle bag on the ground and Jacob swiftly put them on.
"So, do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions?" Stefan once again stepped up.
"You can ask. Doesn't mean we'll answer," Jacob shrugged.
"You are human, correct?" Jacob and Embry looked at Bella.
"Wow, this guy is really good at stating the obvious, huh?" Embry quipped.
"Oh, you have no idea! And don't even get me started on Miss Goody Two Shoes over there who repeats the same thing over and over and over again. No means no, dude." Bella definitely wasn't going to be of any help to us.
"And why would we help you? You kidnapped Bella and are trying to drag her into things that we have risked our lives to get her out of!" Embry began to shake, much like Jacob did before he went wolf on us.
"Embry, calm down. I think if Caroline were to see any more monster peen she would either faint or drop to her knees and ask to touch it." Bella's joke did the trick and he seemed to calm down.
"Well, if you think she'd be willing…" He reached for the button of his jeans and I could practically hear the saliva pooling in Caroline's mouth.
"Please! No more!" I covered my eyes with my hands.
"Jealous, Damon? I told you I'd handled bigger." Do not bend her over your knee. Her friends can kill you…
"All right boys, I'm getting pretty tired. Being kidnapped by morons will do that to you." Caroline snickered along with Bella and her friends, too wrapped up in the idea of seeing more dick to realize that Bella had insulted her as well.
"You boys are more than welcome to crash here." And with that they all walked into her building without another word.
Once they were gone, Stefan rounded on me.
"Are you out of your damn mind? You could have gotten us all killed!" He pushed me and I immediately pushed back.
"Yeah, well at least I got answers! What did you do?"
Elena stepped between us, placing a hand on each of our chests.
"This is neither the time nor the place." Her eyes darted up to Bella's window where she was looking down at us, smirking. She gave me a small little wave, using just her fingers.
"Such a little bitch. Remind me again, why we need her?" I asked, a smile plastered on my face.
"Not only does she have information on Purebloods, some who are willing to bargain for her, but she has friends who can kill Purebloods," Stefan answered.
"Yeah, didn't really want an answer."
I didn't need an answer because while I stared up at the window, I made a vow. I would have sweet little Bella in my bed, and until then it would be cold showers. Call it motivation if you will, but I was just that sure. She was full of fire and passion and I wanted to be all geared up for when it came out. I just hoped that my balls wouldn't be too blue by then.
Sabi'sSookie: So, there is what you have all been waiting for! Damon may not have gotten his ass kicked as many of you had hoped, but he did almost piss himself, so that's something. Oh, and there was giant peen, so that's something else! I hope you guys enjoyed it! But feel free to let us know! And speaking of, thanks for all the support by way of reviews, alerts, and favorites! We appreciate them more than you can know!
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Nostalgicmiss: Oh I love the ay Damon still pushes, even though he completely pissed himself facing the wolves. Bella had a lot of fun with it too! And Caroline . . . you can't blame a girl for staring! Or Drooling! Still, I don't think Damon will stay away for long!
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