Bobobo's Vacation.
Day 2 of non stop madness
Uhhh, hi there. Gasser here. The author kinda asked me to do this for her, but I said no so she sorta threatened me by saying if I didn't narrate for her then she'd tell everyone that my middle name is Sophie... NOO I JUST TOLD EVERYONE! NOOOOO! Please whatever you do DON'T TELL ANYONE! PLEASE!!!!! AH WHATEVER, DOESN'T MATTER, LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!! (WARNING! Gasser has gone temporarily nuts. So at the moment someone's giving him a shot to cool his nerves down. That is, if his wasn't afraid of needles.) CAN WE PLEASE START THE STORY!?
Morning two. Great, what's gonna happen this time. Hopefully not another nosebleed. I opened my eyes slowly. The clock on the bedside table read 04:46am. Still too early for me to get up. So I rolled over onto my side, closing my eyes again. Wait a sec. someone's in the bed with me. Oh god. What if it's a dead body? A villain? Beauty? Or worse, Mr. Bobobo? Wait the second to last would be fine. It was too dark to see anything so I had to switch the lamp on, also on the bedside table.
"Who's there!?" I said, pulling the covers back to reveal... "MR.SOFTEN!?"
"Hey keep it down, I'm trying to sleep," Mr. Soften said lazily.
"Go back to your own room Mr. Soften!"
"I can't. it's smeared with jelly."
"So what your saying is that someone put jelly on your bed?"
"No, I mean Jelly is laid on my bed and won't go away."
A little cranky from lack of sleep, I went over to Mr. Soften's room. And just like he said, Jelly was laid on his bed.
"Ah, Gasser. Care to join me for some champagne?"
"NO I DO NOT WANT A CHAMPAGNE! GET THE OUTTA MR. SOFTEN'S ROOM NOW SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP!"
"Here, have a half."
"I told you I DON'T WANT ANY CHAMPAGNE! Now, GO AWAY!"
"I here ya bro, I'm as tired as an ostrich in hibernation." (does an ostrich hibernate?)
Just like that Jelly went back to his own room. "MR. SOFTEN! GET BACK IN YOUR OWN ROOM!"
"Ok, ok. Don't wake everyone up," Mr. Soften said, walking out of my room into his. Finally, I can get some sleep. Just as I closed my door, I could here another door open.
"Huh. What was with all the racket?" came Beauty's voice.
"It was nothing!" Mr. Bobobo called from inside his room. "Now Beauty, Gasser, get back to sleep!"
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU NITWIT!" I yelled at the top of my voice. I heard a door close so I'm guessing Beauty had gone back into her room. I hope she didn't think I was upset with her.
The clock now read 05:07am. Two hours and fifty-three minutes was all I had left to sleep. It had seemed like everything had calmed down. And for a while it was like that. And soon, I fell asleep. Although it was calm and quiet there, it wasn't in my dreams. Things from my past flashed before me.
'That child is pathetic!'
'He's a beast.'
'I'd hate to be the mother of that child.'
'Don't worry, although she doesn't act like it, Mama loves you.'
'Mama! Don't you love me!'
'WHY WOULD I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN FOR GODS SAKE!'
'Now, are sure about this? You won't regret forgetting about your son?'
'The only thing I regret, is letting that un-human thing, come out of my body.'
'Gasser, Mama is very sick, and the only to get better is for her to forget you. I'm sorry.'
'But Papa. Mama didn't accept me. You lied to me!'
'I'm sorry. But whatever she said isn't true.'
'But Mama said that a five year old child wouldn't have to wear a collar just so he would act his age.'
'Just listen to me. Although Mama will forget, I will love you twice as much to make up for both mine and Mama's love.'
'Your not human. Your not human. Your not human. Your not human. YOUR NOT HUMAN!'
I suddenly jolted awake from the nightmare I had just had. There was sweat dripping all over me, and I was breathing pretty heavy. My stomach started to hurt badly and my throat was burning. I needed to get to a toilet or something, otherwise I would barf all over everything. So I quickly rushed to the bathroom and let it all out. It was getting hard for me to breathe, and I started coughing, making it even harder for me to breathe. 'What a nightmare.' I thought, as my coughing had started dying away. 'I haven't had that one in a while.' When my breathing had sorta gone back to normal I started walking back to my room, only finding that I had to use the wall for support. I was feeling very dizzy. It was kinda light outside so I was guessing that it was almost time for us to get up for the day.
As I entered my room I laid down on the bed, hoping it would stop my dizziness. I looked at the clock once more. 07:30am. Thirty more minutes of sleep. I went back under my covers to get nice and warm again, and soon fell asleep.
I was awakened by a knock on my door. I guessed that it was past eight o'clock and so someone had come to check on me. However I was too tired to even open my eyes to see who it was. But I could tell when they came in and said my name.
"Gas-Can?" it was Beauty. "Hey Gas-Can wake up, it's past eight o'clock." I tried to tell her that I was up a lot earlier this morning but a few coughs came out instead. "Ok you can stay in bed longer, but I coming to wake you up at ten, got it?" she then left. I had no clue what time it was now but I took the time I had to sleep.
The next time I woke up that morning, I was able to open my eyes. I looked over at the clock. 09:27am. I'd had enough of going to sleep, waking up, going to sleep, waking up, so I just got up altogether. As I walked over to the window, I could see that today was still a little hot. So I decided to just but my shirt on, forgetting about the grayish colored one.
When I got to the dining room, Mr. Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly and Mr. Soften were having a food fight, again. I went and sat down next to Beauty.
"Gas-Can you're awake!" she said, surprised. "How come you didn't set your alarm? I came in a twenty past eight and it looked like you were still asleep."
"Well," I began, "At about quarter to five I woke up cos Mr. Soften was in my bed cos Jelly was in his so he couldn't sleep in his. At about half past five I woke up cos of a nightmare and I had to get the toilet cos I was sick and didn't fall asleep till about ten to six. That's why I didn't wake up this morning."
"Sounds like you had a pretty hard night." Beauty put her hand on my forehead.
"What are you doing?"
"Checking for a fever. If you wake up sick then you may have one."
"Don't worry Beauty, I'm fine now, ha."
"I'm sorry, I must feel like a mother to you doing that."
"Maybe."
"What?"
"But we'll soon find out."
"Gas-Can are you sure you don't have a fever? You're acting strange."
Well that's the end of this chapter. Doing that was pretty easy so I'm gonna carry on for the rest of this day. Please review. Later!
