chapter 9 dimensions colide

after red and brendan defeted the two emos n began to cry and austin taked out of his katana

"u assholes r goin 2 pay" the edgy fuck said as he lowered his fedora so the shadow covered his eyes. "ur pokemon cant attack humans because there not shadow pokemon like mine so theres nothing stoping me from spilling ur blood now."

"wrong" laffed brendan. "dragonite twister this gaylord lol"

and it did. the tornado knocked austin over and he scraped his knees and began crying 2. red and brendan both laffed at this super hard. however there laffing would be shortlived after what comed next.

suddenly a wormhole opened up and a sports car came driving out and ran charizard and dragonite over. the car pulled up and outstepped a giant douchebag in sunglasses with a bluetooth headset and a t-shirt that said "winners hack, breeders go home". red imediately recognised him.

"ray rizzo"

"lol ray rizzo?" laffed brendan. "i remember him. hes a washed up vgc champion. u beat him easily remember?"

"no that was ray rizzo in 2016" red sayed with a ominius expresion. "this is ray rizzo in 2010. he is the vgc champion right now"

"yeah thats right u fucking chumps" sneered ray as he rolled up a stack of money, lit it on fire, and smoked it in there faces. "im the fuckin best e-athlete on the pokemon world and your nothing but two little nobodys."

ray then taked out a needle full of steroids and injected it into his dick.

"OH YEAH I LOVE CHEATING SO FUCKING MUCH!" he cryed after receiving a testostrone boost. "FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE FAAAAAGGGGS! HIT ME WITH THAT POKEGEN KAPHOTICS!"

in the pasenger seet of the sports car was kaphotics the hacker nerd. he taked out his laptop and hit some keys witch made dream balls appear in rays hands.

"what is pokegen?" sayed brendan.

"it is fuckin cheats" sayed red. "its like what they had instead of pkhex in 2010. we are super dead bro. i didnt expect cheating and didn't inovate hard enough."

"YEAH THATS RIGHT CHEATING IS MY LIIIIIIFE!" roared ray as he taked out his phone to order steroids and hookers for later that night.

"this is like wolfe glick all over again" sighed brendan. "and we only beat him because we had verlisify on our side."

"u called?"

suddenly another wormhole opened up and out came a magnificent hero in a pokewalker dog collar riding on a mighty arcanine. holding onto his back was a girl in a stupid white hat.

"verlis and lillie!" gasped red. "just in time!"

"my cheater senses were tingling" sayed verlis. "even in another dimension pokemon cheaters cant hide from me. i decided 2 find lillie and bring her hear 2 help 2."

"YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME NEEEEERRRDD!" growled ray. "ILL BEAT YOU 2!"

"wait stop" urged kaphotics. "this is verlis my greatest enemy. every time i try 2 hack he exposes me and runes it. i did not expect him. the 6 arceuses i hacked u mite not b enough 4 him."

"U CAN CHEAT EVEN MORE?!" screamed ray in delite. "I WILL WAIT FOR THAT. THE THOUGHT OF CHEATING EVEN HARDER THAN THIS GETS MY DICK. SO. HARD!"

the 2 of them then retreated into the wormhole along with austin and n.

red and brendan had taken over n's castle and reunited with verlis and lillie but aparently they were no closer 2 finding rr.