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The two angels were having a battle. Again. Pit and Dark Pit stood back-to-back and within seconds were going to start firing at each other.

Everyone in the audience could feel the tension. Things were gonna get ugly quickly.

How had the angels decided to have a fight-off on the show? Well...

Cue flashback!

...Gosh darn it, Shadmé, you pressed the wrong button. The flashback one is clearly labeled. Wonder what that did. Oh well. Having godly narrative powers is fun.

Ahem. Cue flashback!

Pit and Dark Pit were outside the building they filmed in. I was running late, and of course I was the one who had the key.

"Pitto, I'm bored." Pit was leaning up against a tree.

"What have I told you about calling me that?" The doppelgänger was pacing outside of the door. "I hope Shadmé didn't forget that we were filming today."

"What if she did? Will we die?"

Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "No."

"Well what'll happen? Will we be out here all night? Will MnMs fall from the sky? We're doomed!"

Dark Pit walked up and slapped Pit in the face. "Calm down. We'll just break in or something."

Pit punched the dark angel in the arm. "But that's bad!"

Slightly annoyed, Dark Pit kicked Pit's leg. "Who cares? We can't rob ourselves."

Pit elbowed his doppelgänger in the gut. "But the studio doesn't belong to us!"

Dark Pit coughed, trying to breathe. He soon shook it off and punched Pit. Pit slapped him again, and Dark Pit retaliated by kicking.

Pit did the banned thing next. The thing that they both knew would cause horror if it happened.

He tickled Dark Pit.

"No, NO!" Stop!" Dark Pit rolled in the grass as Pit laughed maniacally. Dark Pit was trying his hardest not to laugh; tears were rolling down his face from the strain.

"Hahaha! The dark angel falls under my fabled power!"

"Take THIS!" Dark Pit pulled out his Silver Bow and shot at the other angel. The fun abruptly stopped as Pit dodged. "Hey, whoa! So uncalled for!"

"So was t...tickling!"

Pit pulled out his Palutena Bow. "It's ON!"

At that moment, I appeared with the key and a bag of groceries. "Guys, what..."

The two angels swiftly stood up and glared at each other, bows drawn. Sighing, I had unlocked the door and grabbed Pit's camera, which brings us to the present.

"Five! Four! Three! Two!" Shadmé hesitated a moment, then announced the last number. "Fifty million!"

Neither angel gave Shadmé a second glance as they started the fight. Pit leapt back first, anticipating his doppelgänger's aggressive first move.

The arrow barely missed the light angel, but Dark Pit stood back and kept his fire on Pit, who was running away. Or was he?

Pit skidded around and leapt into the air, while releasing a charged shot that met his doppelgänger straight in the chest. From what Shadmé knew, charged shots were more powerful than regular shots. The Palutena Bow's attack also got stronger if the user was moving. Ouch.

And then the taunting began. "Stop fighting like a coward, Pit!" Dark Pit sneered.

Pit landed and separated his bow. "Oh, so that's how we're gonna do this? Stop fighting like a Skuttler on a sugar high!"

Dark Pit did the same with his bow. "Of course you know all about that!" Another taunt came to him. "Puppet."

"You did not just say that!" Pit yelled indignantly.

"You bet I did," the dark angel returned. He leapt forward and slashed at Pit, who stumbled backward.

"Uh, guys..." Shadmé knew that a nerve had been touched. "Kittens! Rainbows!"

"What are you talking about?" Pit knocked the other angel away, and stared at Shadmé. "I didn't realize he knew about my fear of puppets. Especially sock puppets. Ugh!" He shuddered. "The little button eyes are what get me."

Shadmé facepalmed. "Pit, you're so hopeless sometimes."

Dark Pit tried to shoot an arrow at Pit, but was laughing so hard that he missed and hit the back wall.

Pit turned around. "Oh." He put his bow together and shot at Dark Pit. The angel rolled to the side, as Pit leapt to the top of a crate. "Come get me, Pitto! I'm the king of the world!"

Shadmé sighed at the nickname, knowing Dark Pit would be immediately provoked. As she guessed, the angel raced to the bottom of the crate and slashed at it. "Get down here!"

Pit stepped up to a higher crate. "Huh? Can't hear you, Pitto! Hey..." Pit's eyes glittered in thought. "That rhymed!"

"Enough!" Dark Pit shredded the first crate and was onto the next one. Strangely enough, the first crate had stuff in it. And that stuff was bars of soap. Nobody questioned it.

"Hm, what else rhymes with Pitto?" Pit was jumping around crates like a Keron. "Goo? Moo? Bamboo? Kangaroo?"

"What about what rhymes with 'Pit', huh?" Dark Pit growled. "How about zit? Or quit! Even vomit! Armpit!"

"In all fairness, those things rhyme with 'Dark Pit'," Shadmé pointed out. Both angels ignored her.

Eventually, Dark Pit caught up with Pit and knocked down the crate. He tumbled to the floor as Dark Pit pointed the bow at his face. "Any last words, Pit-stain?"

"Yes!" Pit grinned at Dark Pit. "Do you know what else rhymes with Pitto?"

"Poo!"

"Why you little-" Pit slid away and ran towards the audience, laughing his head off. In anger, Dark Pit shot at the angel, all of his shots missing and instead hitting the back wall again.

"Dark Pit, stop!" Shadmé ran up to him and grabbed his arm. "You're breaking the fourth wall!"

The three stopped and stared at the wall, ominous cracks showing.

"Uh...I think Lady Palutena can fix the fourth wall..." Pit stammered. "Ours is perfectly flawless now, even with what happened to it last time."

"Actually, I think Shadmé should fix it," Dark Pit smirked. "She's stage crew or something."

She glared at the angel. "But I've never actually fixed anything! There's still a hole in the roof from the Hewdraw!"

"Wait...how does that even make sense?" Dark Pit growled. "Shouldn't breaking that wall just make a hole to the outside?"

"Oh, so thaaaaat's what that one button did when I was trying out my flashback powers! Cool!" Shadmé chirped.

"Go and press it again! Make it go away!" Pit yelled, a little freaked out at the thought that people could be staring at him.

"Well thanks for watching, everyone," Dark Pit said, ignoring the others. "See you next episode!"

And that's a nice lengthy episode for you. See you next time- I'll try not to make the wait too long!