Serra Tachi: Uhh...yeah. I got a review today on this story and then I remembered that I had it. Seriously, I am sorry, but I did forget about this story (as I did my other one). I haven't updated any story in months. (1) No time and (2) I couldn't get back into writing them. I do regret not updating this story sooner. It is clearly my most popular and my favorite story. I can be silly and stupid because that's what the story is about. So I updated this story when I started my first semester at college. Well, that's over now and I am currently in my second semester. Whoo! Ok, well this is a short chapter so I won't keep anyone waiting any longer. I will try my hardest to update sooner and more frequently because I am sorry that I did not.
ONWARD!
Chapter 8: Myspace Pictures: Part I
Over the next few days, Darth Vader had become obsessed with myspace. Whenever he was logged onto AOL, he always checked his myspace first to see if he had any new comments, messages or friend requests. So far, Darth Vader had 43 friends and 56 comments. The friend requests started coming in just hours after he created the myspace.
Stanley would like to be added as one of your friends!
"I don't know this person," Darth Vader said as he looked at Stanley's picture. "But oh well. Vader needs friends to talk to."
::+:: Sarah Marie (short)cake ::+:: would like to be added as one of your friends!
"What kind of name is that?" Darth Vader asked as he read that silly display name. "Oh well, she seems like a cool person. I'll add her too."
You have received a new message from "DUDE! Where's my BMW?"
"Uhhh…how would I know?" Darth Vader asked as he read the display name. "What is it with all of the weird display names?"
Darth Vader, who was curious to see what this person had to say, opened up his message.
Hey Darth!
Watz up man? I see you've got a killer myspace! You did a great job on pimpin it up! Killed any younglings lately? How's Panda Bear? Oops, I guess she's not doing so well. She's dead. Haha…oops. I mean...:-(. Sorry about your loss dude. Well, I hope you're over it. It was…what? 23 years ago? Anyway, cool myspace. ADD ME!! -Kyle
"What a jerk," Darth Vader said after reading the message. "Who's 'panda bear?' Surely he doesn't mean Padme! Oh I'll kick his ass so hard if he meant Padme! How does one get 'panda bear' from 'Padme' anyway? Oh well, I guess I'll add him."
NEW COMMENTS!
"Yippee!" cheered Darth Vader. He was always excited to see that he had new comments.
DanielleMarie: Hey Vader!! You were soo hott before you were burned to a crisp!
"I'm still sexy…" mumbled Darth Vader.
William: Hey man! Thanks for the add! Watz up?
"You're welcome," he answered.
"OMG! I KILLED HARRY POTTER!": I LOVE YOU!!!! MARRY ME!!
"YOU KILLED HARRY POTTER?! NO WAY!! I LOVE YOU TOO! Lord Volemort kicks ass!" Darth Vader said happily.
"Look (BANG) an undead monkey!": Thanks for the add! You are such a badass but where are your pictures? You really need a picture up there man.
"I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA!" Darth Vader yelled. "I want to put up a picture but I can't!"
JUSTINcredible: You really need some pics up there dude.
"DAMMIT!"
It was in the middle of the night when Admiral Ozzel heard a knock on his bedroom door. Still very sleepy and somewhat angry for being woken up, Admiral Ozzel stumbled out of bed and answered the door. He instantly became wide awake when he saw Darth Vader standing before him.
"Lord Vader," Admiral Ozzel said in shock. "What brings you here to my room at this time of night?"
"I need to see ALL of the artifacts you brought back from Earth," Vader said at once.
"Uhh…" Admiral Ozzel stuttered. "Can't it wait until morning?"
Not wanting to wait to be invited inside, Darth Vader pushed Ozzel out of the way and started to look through a large box filled with the artifacts he brought back from Earth.
"Lord Vader this is an invasion of privacy!"
"I know you have it. I know you have it…"
"Have what?"
Darth Vader threw a baseball, a glove, a bat, a television, a clarinet, a squirrel, and a picture of Spongebob Squarepants out of the box before finding what he needed.
"Eureka!" Vader cheered. Held in his hand was a digital camera. He stood up and and turned to Admiral Ozzel. "I need you to show me how to use this."
Admiral Ozzel was getting really annoyed. "You turn it on, you aim where you want the picture to be taken and you press the big button. Simple."
"Oh..oh yeah! Thanks!"
"What, may I ask, do you need it for?"
"Myspace pictures! See ya!"
And with that, Darth Vader exited Admiral Ozzel's bedroom. Ozzel immediately locked the door so he can get back to sleep. As he got into his bed and settled in, there was another knock on the door.
"Who is it?" asked Admiral Ozzel.
"It's me!" came in the voice of Darth Vader.
"TARTAR SAUCE!" yelled Admiral Ozzel as he, once again, stumbled out of bed.
"What?" Vader asked.
"Oh nothing!" Admiral Ozzel said furiously. Then, he opened the door yet again, for Darth Vader. "What is it now?"
"Why do you have a picture of a sponge with a face?"
"He is a cartoon character," Ozzel explained with no patience.
"What's his name?"
"Spongebob Squarepants! Good night, Lord Vader!"
Admiral Ozzel didn't care what Darth Vader did to him. He just slammed the door in his face and went back to bed.
"He's so cranky when he wakes up," Darth Vader said to himself as he walked back to his room with the digital camera in his hand.
A/N: Erm...review? Yes, this chapter is short but I wrote it rather quickly so I could finally update. It needed to be updated. Well, thanks for reading! I will try and write the second part to this chapter as soon as I can.
-Have a nice day!
