Hey guys. Sorry for the delay. My computer got broken, then I got writer's block!
Disclaimer. I do not own the following...Christina Aguilera's song, Candyman...or any of the Naruto characters. Do I look like the coolest Japanese man that ever lived to you? MK
Clearly this is an AU with a lot of OOC.
Definitely rated M for language, and there is def bags some boy on boy action. it is a Sasunaru ya know! (And if you hate this stuff, why did you even put in these options? Or click on it?
Chapter 8- Birthday present
Sasuke was forced to sit through the entirety of Naruto's performance, literally, since nobody had untied him yet. After a couple more numbers such as "Get naked" and "Hips don't lie" (But damn Naruto could belly dance!), Sasuke was at the end of his rope.
Luckily Kyuubi came to his rescue, after torturing him with his brother no less, and untied him.
"Okay everyone! The time has come for Sasuke to cut his cake! Bring it out!" Kyuubi yelled into the microphone. He had changed out of his previous outfit, only to put on an all-white ensemble which consisted of a micro mini with a super fitted white button top that stopped just shy of the top of the skirt in a slightly sailor-suit fashion with thigh-high stockings with bows where the garters met. His shoes were of the FMP variety. (Fuck me pumps). All white and strappy. He had pulled his hair back out of his face, and fixed it in a white sailor hat. Sasuke noticed that Haku was dressed the same way. Then Gaara, Kiba and another blonde guy Sasuke didn't know wheeled out a HUGE cake. Kyuubi made him get off the stage, and told him to sit on his special chair that was made to look like a comfortable king's chair.
Then the lights turned off and a spotlight appeared on the cake. Kiba called out
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman (sung by Haku and Kyuubi)
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sweet sugar candyman (haku sang Sweet. Kyuubi sang Sugar. And on Candyman who else but Naruto should pop out of the cake wearing a matching outfit, but with ruffles on his skirt).
They sang, in harmony, with naruto taking to lead, doing simple movement, while shaking their hips.
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm (Naruto looked back over his shoulder at Sasuke)
He's a one stop shop, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ooh, yeah
He took me to the Spider Club on Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ohh yeah
(The three of them walked in a line to the side and turned quickly as individuals, and on the fourth beat, they shimmied their hips.
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot (Gaara went over to Naruto, Kiba to Haku and blond guy to Kyuubi)
When he kissed my mouth it really hit the spot (The three newcomers started to swing dance with the other boys, but Naruto never once broke eye-contact with Sasuke when he sang that line and the following two.
He had lips like sugarcane (OH!)
Good things come for boys who wait (Naruto winked suggestively to Sasuke. Little Sasuke agreed with Big Sasuke for once. It was time that they got somewhere private with that blonde Dobe.
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Candyman, candyman
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
(Haku and Kiba did a saucy little swing dance, ending with Kiba reaching under Haku's skirt ('I love when hot boys wear skirts' Sasuke had to agree with his cock for that thought.)
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my ugh pop (Kyuubi and the blond did a mini routine with him ending up with his legs wrapped around the guys waist and only using one arm look back (upside down of course) at his boyfriend. Said boyfriend's eyes threaten to pop out of their sockets at the display)
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop (Naruto and Gaara imitated, well the act of fucking, with Gaara grabbing Naruto's hips and snapping them forward twice, whilst Naruto pretended to brace himself on some ort of surface. Needless to say, Sasuke was NOT okay with the action. It should only be him to do that to Naruto (if they ever got a chance to actually have sex that is. But at the same time, He knew it was nothing to the two of them, since they were best friends and all, and since he knew Gaara was currently in the act of (Sasuke didn't really wanna think what Neji and Gaara were doing every night, especially while Neji hadn't broken up with that weird Chinese girl yet.))
Sweet sugar
He's got those lips like sugarcane (Ay-ay-ay)
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big ugh (on this line, Naruto spun out from Gaara and spun back in, only to do a jump big enough for him to grab both of his ankles and make them do a split in mid-air while Gaara spun him around. 'I don't even want to know what else he can do with those legs, wait, yes I do, and I will.' Sasuke's brain couldn't handle the sudden leg position change, especially since it exposed a bit of Naruto's ass. He stood up and walked over to his brother, who was conveniently holding out the keys for him as he got near. He grabbed them, and turned back around.)
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (He shoved countless people he knew out of the way, and nearly smashed one of his father's employee's faces in when he saw the guy drooling at the seductive dance the three boys were doing with their partners.)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman
(Kiba)
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away and let out a yell
Sasuke had gotten on to the stage, and ripped Gaara and Naruto apart. He picked up the smirking boy and tossed him over his shoulder.
"Sasuke! What are you doing?" Naruto questioned.
"What I should have done the second you popped out of that cake"
"Well if you hold me like this everyone will get to see my ass."
"Good, let them remember what it looks like before my dick pummels it. (He coupled his words with a slap to Naruto's butt cheeks and a squeeze, for everyone there to see."
Naruto wiggled on (more like grinded into) his shoulder until they got to the car, where Sasuke opened the passenger door and threw Naruto inside. He practically leaped over the car and into the driver's side before a wave of blood almost flowed down his nose. Naruto had put the seat back, and was stretching his arms over his head, showing more of his delicious skin. He then sat up and put his right leg onto the dashboard, exposing his stockings and garter. He took of his shoes, the grabbed the top of the stockings in his hands. He rolled it down, very slowly, and then repeated the action with the other leg. He then turned to Sasuke and innocently asked, "Are you getting in?"
The whole ride home Naruto's hand mysteriously kept creeping over to the driver's seat. He had palmed Sasuke, until they nearly crashed into a pole. Then he had unbuckled his seat belt and had started to kiss up and down the side of Sasuke's neck, which almost send them flying into the side of a building. Right now Naruto had stopped his ministrations and was currently looking at Sasuke, while facing sideways in his seat. Sasuke could feel his penis throb more and more with each passing second.
"Naruto, we're almost at my house, do you think you could stop star…" He was cut off.
"If you can focus on not crashing this car, I'll give you road head."
Sasuke screeched to a stop, and action that had him flinging his arm across the car to stop Naruto's body from flying out of the windshield. He turned to look at Naruto. Naruto leaned over and kissed him full on his mouth. At the same time, Naruto had undone his pants, and had pulled out Sasuke's penis. Naruto pulled away from the kiss.
"Fuck, that thing is huge!" Naruto's eyes widened at the size.
Sasuke smirked and began to drive again, but, Naruto just had to lean down and lick the tip of his cock. Sasuke fought to not lose control of the car. Naruto's mouth readied an onslaught of licks, sucks, nips, bites and swirls around his newly appointed brain. Sasuke was overcome by the pleasure that he was feeling. He NEVER liked blowjobs, because most people were not the best at it, but Naruto, 'Kami-sama' he was good. Sasuke was driving maybe 5 miles an hour just to keep in control of the car. But at least it elongated the experience. 20 minutes later, while they were maybe 5 minutes away from his house, as they pulled into the driveway, Sasuke was ready to scream, or burst. Whichever came first (which would probably be him). Naruto had teased, no tortured, him for the last 15 minutes, by gripping the base of his cock every time Sasuke was ready to come. That boy had a really talented mouth, way too talented. Never has Sasuke felt so helpless during anything related to sex. He had begged Naruto for release at least 6 times, each time, Naruto just continuing his sucking, increasing the pressure of his suction and his hand at the same time.
They pulled into the car garage and without even re-buttoning his pants, or even putting Little Sasuke away, Sasuke darted out of the car, ran around to the other side, where Naruto had just climbed out. He scooped Naruto into his arms and kicked the door open. One of his maids screamed at the sight of him and fainted.
"Um Sasuke, you look a little crazy right now carrying me, in a skirt, while you're uh, hanging out." Naruto laughed.
Sasuke put Naruto down and turned to close the door. Naruto darted past him and up the stairs. Sasuke, going against every Uchiha bone in his body sprinted after him.
Naruto was fast. There was no denying that fact, since by the time Sasuke made it all the way to his room, he was slightly out of breath. He heard Naruto call to him.
"Sasuke, aren't you going to come in and unwrap your birthday present? I'm waiting…."
He pushed open his room door only to find Naruto lying back on his pillows with his legs bent and spread open, and to find Naruto rubbing himself without abandon, while sexily playing with his fingers in his mouth, covering them with saliva, Sasuke possibly could have died and gone to heaven.
"You know (ungh) Sasuke, (pant) I wasn't kidding (ohh yes) when I said that all (mmhm) of the boys, (Naruto removed his jacket thing and tossed it over the side of the bed) and all of the girls, were begging to F-U-C-K me." He lifted his hips and slid the underwear thing down over his butt, then raised his legs into the air, hiding his face from Sasuke, but at the same time, allowing the hard, panting mess that was stroking himself at the display on his bed to get a bird's eye view of the uncovered ass and finally, finally, finally, the balls, base, hard length, and the wet, mushroom head, of this beautiful blonde god's cock.
"But unfortunately for them" He moved his fingers down to his entrance, and slid a finger in. Then another. Then another. He began to scissor them
The action caused Sasuke to grip his own cock like a lifeline to stop him from cumming where he stood. He stripped off his shirt, and let his pants drop to the floor. He started walking over to the bed, trying to convince his penis that his legs could do with some of the blood that it was hording in order to get over to the bed.
"There is only one, (he started to really pump his fingers in and out of his stretching anus, and threw his head back, to expose his neck to Sasuke.)
Sasuke had gotten to the edge of the bed, and climbed onto it. He slowly approached Naruto's writhing body, as to make sure it wasn't a dream, but actual reality.
"Only one person who I'd like to F-U-C-K me. And he has the biggest, hardest dick on the entire planet, and I really want him to fuck me.
Naruto pulled each one of his fingers out of his asshole, one at a time, and grabbed Sasuke down for another mind-blowing kiss.
Sasuke reached down to fist Naruto, who somehow managed to bring his legs through, up and over Sasuke's shoulders.
Covering his swollen cock with Naruto's and his own pre-come, Sasuke looked down into Naruto's eyes and asked Naruto if he was absolutely sure he wanted this.
"Naruto, are you sure? Because once I start, I really don't think I can stop. I'm too far gone for that to be an option." Sasuke leaned his forehead onto Naruto's, and awaited an answer.
"Sasuke, as long as you are not bothered by the fact that you are about to have sex with me while I'm in a skirt, I only have one thing to say to you before my ability to speak goes away."
"Well, what is it?" Sasuke's patience was running out. He needed to get inside of Naruto before his cock snapped off.
"Confidence is a must. Cockiness is a plus. Edginess is a rush. Edges" Here he paused to lean up to Sasuke's ear, and through their bodies to grab Sasuke's dick.
"I like it rough".
Sasuke answered by thrusting clean into Naruto's willing body.
I'm sorry, I felt the need to put a cliffhanger there!
I don't know how long it'll take me to write the last two chapters, but I'm working on them. It has to be done in secret now, cause my anal-retentive mom found out I wrote this stuff, and read it and she freaked, casue I'm totally not old enough to do whatever I want. And I don't even live with her!
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