A/N: I'm writing faster than my beta can edit... It's kinda sad, considering I'm constantly getting better at writing, so he's mostly rephrasing sentences to make more sense and the few minor mistakes that I actually make...
[B/N:...honestly, I've just been a lazy bum...]
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"Normalish talking"
"Normalish thinking"
"Demonic talking"
"Demonic thinking"
Me! The author if I have something to explain
The betaer, if he has anything to explain
(A/N: Me saying something irrelevant)
(B/N: Betaer saying something irrelevant)
Enjoy!
[Naruto's house, genin exam day]
"Today's the test, kid. Ace it, like I know you can. Throw the kunai and shiruken in random directions and use wind manipulation to show off like you haven't done ever at the academy. Create a crap-load of kage bunshin. Go in and sit on the ceiling without anyone noticing. Replace yourself with the one throwing the kunai at you. Turn into Sasuke and say 'Hn'" said Zen, chuckling at the last one. "And Azure?"
"Hmm?"
"Try to act surprised... And why are you acting like a zombie?"
"...There is far, far, to much blood in my caffeine system..."
Naruto chose that moment to interrupt.
"Riiiiight... I'm gonna go make fun of/publicly humiliate Sasuke and Sakura now..." said Naruto, who was laughing at the thought of rubbing his strength into the teme's face.
"Just don't go too far... You might end up making him go past the point of no return on the path of revenge..."
"That WOULD be bad... Maybe I should knock him down a few hundred pegs first..."
Azure, who had found a pot of coffee, idly wondered out loud: "Is that even possible?"
[Academy]
"Okay everyone, sit down." said Iruka.
They continued talking.
Azure smirked.
Iruka sighed, then used the big-head no jutsu. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Kurenai let out a resigned sigh and handed Azure a wad of cash.
Everyone scrambled to get to their seats. there was one person missing. Naruto.
"Dammit... Naruto is late... Again" sighed Iruka.
"Nope. I'm up here."
Everyone looked up and saw Naruto sitting cross legged. On the ceiling. He was wearing black cargo pants, a skintight black long sleeved shirt with a collar that acted like a mask, a black flak jacket, black shinobi sandals with black wrapping going up his leg, and a black trench coat with medium length sleeves and crimson and orange flames licking the bottom hem.
The way he held himself made him seem like a seasoned shinobi, not an academy student. He seemed more calm and collected, and he hadn't yelled about being Hokage or asked Sakura out at all. Yet.
Naruto, in a perfect show of grace and agility, flipped from his position on the ceiling and landed perfectly in his seat. "Not late am I?" he asked.
Everyone was too shocked to answer. Azure 'recovered' first.
"Naruto... How long have you been able to do that?" he asked.
"Since the beginning of the third year my agility was up to that level. I'm further now."
The thoughts of all of the students in the room were something like "How long has the dead-last been that good?"
When Iruka finally recovered, he said "Okay class, time to start the exam." (A/N: I don't feel like writing how the exams went for anyone other than Naruto.)
Iruka handed out a written test. "There are five parts. Written, stealth, kunai/shiruken throwing, taijutsu, and ninjutsu. Each will be 20% of your grade. Above 60% and you pass."
[Timeskip: end of the written part, outside the academy]
"Now you will run an obstacle course and try not to set off any traps. There are 20 traps, each rigged to ring a bell if they are set off. Each bell rung will subtract 1% from your grade. First up: Aburame Shino." (A/N: skipping everyone except Naruto, because he's gonna do something badass.)
" ...Uzumaki Naruto. GO!" Naruto ran off onto the trail, not making a sound at all. Three minutes later, he came out the other side and showed Iruka 20 bells. "I win."
(A/N: I'm just going to skip the explanation of the rest and just say the name of the test and skip to Naruto)
[Throwing]
Naruto stepped up to the target and turned his back to it. He threw ten kunai and ten shiruken into the air all at once, and they all changed direction in the air, heading straight for the center of the target. They all pierced completely through the target and kept going, eventually burying themselves in a rock 10 feet away.
Iruka stared in shock. "Most people don't learn elemental manipulation until at least chunin, and Naruto learned as an academy student!"
[Taijutsu]
"Naruto vs. Sasuke. FIGHT!"
Naruto was standing in an extremely odd stance with one foot forward, both forearms parallel to the ground, palms facing down, right arm above the left.
Sasuke ran straight at him and tried to punch him. Naruto stepped to the side, grabbed Sasuke's extended arm and twisted his arm behind him. "I win."
[Ninjutsu]
"Naruto Uzumaki."
Naruto made three kage bunshin, transformed one of them into Sasuke. It said "Hn," and he replaced himself with it. "Again, I. Win."
He had one of the clones transform into a Hitae-ate, put it on, had it replace itself with a real one, dispelled the clone, replaced himself with the clone in his seat, and dispelled the other two clones.
[Just after the exam finished]
"Dobe! teach me how to do that." demanded Sasuke
"...What is 'that'?" asked Naruto, feigning ignorance
"All of it. how did you make solid clones that can transform and replace themselves? How did you manipulate those kunai and shiruken in the air? How did you beat me in taijutsu?"
"...Why do you want to know?"
"So I can kill my brother and avenge my clan"
"...No"
"WHAT? WHY?"
"Because power isn't for killing people or avenging people. Power is for protecting the people you care about."
"No. Power can only be obtained if you hate someone. Power is obtained through hate and the desire to kill."
"That's exactly why I won't teach you. You have been blinded by revenge. Come back when you realize the truth. And I will know if you're lying." Naruto turned around and walked away.
"Dammit dobe, tell me how you got strong" screamed Sasuke as he ran at Naruto trying to punch him in the back of the head.
Naruto turned around, grabbed his wrist, kicked his legs out from under him, and pushed his arm into an awkward position.
"I would advise not fighting me. Ever. If you want to live longer than under five seconds."
A/N: He aced the test, and then some. He publicly humiliated Sasuke, and he went from dead-last to seasoned shinobi overnight (not really, but only him and the eight OCs know that).
He mastered wind manipulation (thank god for kage bunshin), is stealthier than some jounin, has demonic stamina, and is faster than many jounin, the only thing holding him back is his body size, which he can change, and his lack of experience
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[B/N:..Godda-! Fuck! My eyes! My eyes!]
