Oh dear God! An update!? And I was too lazy to count all the "cheesy"s to have an answer to the quiizzz soooo... YOU ALL WIN! D
"Okay, who the heck wrote cat ears onto me!?" Ed screamed as he burst into the Room.
"I did!" Savannah shouted, throwing up her arm. "Do I get a cookie now?"
"NO! YOU GET A KICK IN THE FACE!" Ed was already poised to unleash the attack, but he stopped when everyone else started laughing at his catty appearance. "SHUTUP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Would you prefer to be a dog?" Savannah's pencil was already poised on the paper. Ed hissed.
"KNOCK IT OFF! I DON'T WANT TO BE ANY ANIMAL!" Ed's yellow cat ears suddenly turned to golden dog ears, one of them drooping to one side. This time, he growled.
"Y'know what, you look better with dog ears," Savannah muttered, idly chewing her pencil. "I think I'll keep them."
"I DON'T WANT THEM!" Ed howled, snatching the spitty pencil, and then quickly dropping it out of disgust.
"And you say it's a bad habit," Savannah said, picking her pencil back up. "Spit deters any would-be utensil stealer!"
"GAAAAH!" Ed screamed, trying to rip the ears off, but then regretting the pain that followed his attempts. "Why do fangirls hate me!?"
"I'm not so much a fangirl," Savannah said, sounding almost offended. "I don't send you letters threatening that I know where you live!"
"Because I know that you know where I live!"
"Well I know that you know that I know that--┘ that┘ that┘ uhm┘ QUICK! EVERYONE! GNARFLE HIM!!"
And once more, poor Ed was gnarfled. But this time he had cute little doggy ears and a tail!
When life gives you lemons... TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT ENTRY!(IF THERE IS ONE)
