I'm BACK! And not so much in black, but in white. Onward men! (THANKYOU My Watercolour Romance!!!!)

Emmett: OH WOE IS ME!!!

Edward: Ugh, what?

Emmett: I looked up my name on google…

Edward: And?

Emmett: My name…

Edward: Yes, you looked it up on google.

Emmett: It's a GIRL NAME!

Edward: How tragic.

Bella: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!one!one11!

Edward: Oh no…

Emmett: BELLA! STOP HACKING INTO OUR CHATROOMS!

Bella: -giggle-

Edward: Its not cute anymore!

Jasper has entered the chatroom.

Jasper: I'm feeling a bit of tension coming from this particular area of the internet?

Bella: Haha, tension. Jasper is like, HAI. I HAVE MOUSTACHE, INTARNETZ! 8|D

Jasper: Bella, that's absurd, there is no facial hair growing on my upper lip!

Bella: I wonder if Alice likes moustaches.

Jasper: She always does seem to be a tad happier around men with them.

Alice has entered the chatroom.

Alice: I've forseen some things.

Bella: Alice, to moustaches turn you on?

Jasper: BELLA!

Edward: Bella, be nice about it!

Emmett: FAAACIAL HAAAIR!

Alice: In fact, they do.

Bella: See Jasper, you're just nooo good for her any longer. Time to 'move along, move along, move along home!'

Edward: Where did you get that quote from?

Bella: Er….

Alice: Hahahahhaahhahaha.

Emmett: Bella is a FAHHH-reeek.

Jasper: I'm sensing some discomfort.

Bella: SHU-UP.

Edward: Oh god…she's a…

Alice: a….

Emmett: Alex, I'd like to buy the vowel 'a'…

Bella: A TREKKIE!!!!

Heheheh. A bit of humor, no? I myself enjoy Star Trek. –giggle-

I am deff. Losing my funny, guys!

MMM, fluffy!

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